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But how will memeufacturing and co survive without cops to protect their precious first world commodities?
 
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If you need "survival tips" for Halloween, then you don't need to be partaking in the festivities anyway. Three year old children aren't even this scared.

Also, for laughs, the typical commentary in the reblogs:
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Oh fucks sake I hate these kind of posts, like tumblr needs to stop trying to help people all the time like this tbh.
 
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But how will memeufacturing and co survive without cops to protect their precious first world commodities?
Ah yes, don't just quit your job even though it might be the only field you can work in or the only thing keeping you in food and housing, but try and GET FIRED so you can make getting any sort of new job even more difficult!

You can really tell none of these people have even tried applying for jobs, never mind actually working.
 
Ah yes, don't just quit your job even though it might be the only field you can work in or the only thing keeping you in food and housing, but try and GET FIRED so you can make getting any sort of new job even more difficult!

You can really tell none of these people have even tried applying for jobs, never mind actually working.

You know how some people are on tumblr when it comes to getting jobs, they'd rather ebeg or be lazy assholes.
 
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If you need "survival tips" for Halloween, then you don't need to be partaking in the festivities anyway. Three year old children aren't even this scared.

Also, for laughs, the typical commentary in the reblogs:
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I'm so glad I have never had to interact with anyone like this in all of my Halloween festivities.

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But how will memeufacturing and co survive without cops to protect their precious first world commodities?

Memeufacturing is 14 years old so of course they're going to say dumb shit like this.
 
Sometimes I think Tumblr has sank as low as it could, but I am always, always wrong and they somehow manage to dig themselves deeper into their cesspit.

...also I bet ten shekels the original OP waited 'til the guy was asleep to creepsnap the photo for their shit joke.
Tumblr have a habit of making fun of actual disabled people because they are men or white or not poc. They do that and then 5 seconds later they are screaming ablelism because you don't headcanon a character :autism: or some shit.

Truly progressive.
 
But paintings of battles were created with the intention they were seen as noble and heroic, for Christ's sake. Has this woman ever actually looked at a picture of a battlefield? Most of them feature a phenomenally handsome man in tight trousers riding over his fallen rivals on a giant fucking horse while his mates look on approvingly and Winged Victory flashes the audience. They're the Napoleonic equivalent of an Iron Maiden cover and they only don't have rocket launchers and Harleys in because they hadn't been invented yet. It was only a tragedy if your guys lost, and even then they were meant to look awesome while they did it.
 
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