He's too much of a melodramatic faggot for that. I could see him doing something even more retarded like hiring a hitman to kill him after a totally straight buttfucking so he can be just like his idol Kevin Spacey in American Beauty and pretend he did a good deed by leaving his brood with a life insurance payout.
I've never heard anything about Kayla's Lego obsession. Between Lego and Star Trek, when she divorces Nick she should just drive to Milwaukee and become Patrick Tomlinson's third, best wife. She can help him consoom Star Trek models, use the alimony payments to #PayQuasi, and have ready access to Milwaukee's best bulls.My 'guesses' aren't even that wild considering the stuff I extrapolated from. Kayla is an insane whore that threw redflags the moment I saw her. From the pyramid scheme cbd to spilling that she enjoyed getting molested by the masseuse in front of her husband and his thousands of live audience. And nick tells me she spends thousands on lego and I'm supposed to believe she played startrek gacha in a competitive guild and she's not a whale spender?
Coomie actually spilled the beans on his sharing a room in Vegas with Rekieta? Details? I always believed it was Nick offering his trailer trash-tier wife to his "friend" (likely with some gay sex thrown on his part) who can't stop talking on stream about how he fucks trailer trash whores. It was supposed to be three faggots in a room together, the hell you mean the drunk ass druggie faggots were too busy being drunk ass druggie faggots to fuck?
It is WELL established that he is impotent and incapable of penetration. If by “fucking” you mean “getting pegged by” and by “girl” you mean “whore,” then maybe.
Before they become pepperoni! So no long-term commitment, which is a plus.
I tried searching for it but I can't find a reference to it in the thread. It would have been one of the first streams after the Vegas trip so like the first week of march 2023
No, because he was lying about that. He was probably just drunk then, too.
Sean checked in on Nick's stream on his locals show last night. First comment from Sean when pulling up the stream, "he looks a lot fucking better."
Nick says he probably looks "several pounds lighter because I am." Also says he knows people don't believe him on the 107 fever story. He said he checked with 3 different thermometers, 1 read 107, 1 read 106 and the last read 103.
Nick says "if I wanted 3 days off this was not the 3 days off I wanted." We know Nick, you'd rather be at Hedonism. Sean comments on Nick drinking whiskey right after being sick, "Nick that's probably not the best thing. You should be drinking gatorade right now."
Sean smiles when he realizes Nick is using Elissa's video of the hearing. When Nick thinks Randazza is not in attendance Sean responds "you're fucking looking at him, you know he's right there don't you?"
That's about the extent of Sean watching Nick's stream. He starts playing around with his audio settings and gets distracted. Ends the stream by pulling up the rumble chat since it seemed Ralph and Monty were fighting in it.
As a side note, I do not know how @Himedall All-seeing Waifu and @elb manage to sit through Nick's streams. The little bit I suffered through to get Sean's commentary was bad enough.
Imagine being such a lazy, useless faggot that you're even late talking about your own lolsuit, after other better law YouTubers already did a better job covering it than you will.
Pill popping and bull riding aside, this should have been the biggest red flag to Nick that Kayla was a terminal sped. How is it that they have 5 kids, yet the mom is the one spends a 1000 bucks on Legos for herself.
Aw man, I get your point, but I still feel obliged to write the following to Rekieta's kids who will surely read this thread one day:
My second message to Rekietas kids is:
(Autism ensues.)
I only just started watching Nick coverage recently and I can't come up with any other explanation for a lot of his behavior. It struck me immediately. For starters the type of snarky teen girl attitude he has is something I've mostly witnessed in gay or bi lolcows. He also has a swishy way of talking and goes straight to explicit gay sexual imagery when insulting others. When he does talk about women sexually, it sounds generically like something someone who thinks it would make him cool would describe things. But since all of that is circumstantial, you have the fact that he is on record sexually experimenting with guys, both currently and in his 'male cheerleader underwear party' stories.
Are you seriously going to sit here and tell me that Nick's struggles with picking up an online order aren't so arduous as to put him on par with an Ice Road Trucker? Are you even a content creator with five kids?
His fever was 109 degrees, and almost became 110. Never forget the six million dollars.
The funniest thing about this fag is how he describes even the most mundane tasks as if they're titanic struggles the rest of the world can't even understand. Because nobody has done this shit. Except the epic hero Nicky Cuckieta.
I could always start another religious holy war in this thread too.
Further stereotypical fag behavior: he hates fat women on a visceral level.I only just started watching Nick coverage recently and I can't come up with any other explanation for a lot of his behavior. It struck me immediately. For starters the type of snarky teen girl attitude he has is something I've mostly witnessed in gay or bi lolcows. He also has a swishy way of talking and goes straight to explicit gay sexual imagery when insulting others. When he does talk about women sexually, it sounds generically like something someone who thinks it would make him cool would describe things. But since all of that is circumstantial, you have the fact that he is on record sexually experimenting with guys, both currently and in his 'male cheerleader underwear party' stories.
I rest my case, Your Honor.
