DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
JPG said:
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You missed something. The “Thrwoback” typo is still there.
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Just realized something, most of the "slanderous bullshit" that "the idiots" post is just Phail's exact words being played with minimal editing, usually an entire rant gets clipped into a 5-40 minute video, depending on how mad he is at something. With the rapid development of AI, how long until Phail's Grand Narrative regarding detractor khantent just becomes "All of those clips are fake! They never happened! It's all AI deepfakes!"
 
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DerichLovesSSI said:
Besides the obvious of not merging cells, more amateur design in having a hyperlink active in a screenshot. If he insists on doing so, why not hyperlink the other two channels as well?
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I think what bothers me the most is the random ALL CAP words and exclamation points everywhere, not to mention the inconsistent formatting. ONLY. NEW. HERE!

"ONLY on"
"HERE! On "
"Channel! - "

He's such a spastic mongoloid he doesn't realize that this random formatting is just unpleasant to look at.
 
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Big Brown Schlub said:
Just realized something, most of the "slanderous bullshit" that "the idiots" post is just Phail's exact words being played with minimal editing, usually an entire rant gets clipped into a 5-40 minute video, depending on how mad he is at something. With the rapid development of AI, how long until Phail's Grand Narrative regarding detractor khantent just becomes "All of those clips are fake! They never happened! It's all AI deepfakes!"
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Yeah, this is why just clipping Phil is perfect, since it's barely "trolling" but it also cucks him out of the YouTube search, and this is also why I think that gay-ass channels like Doody that interject constantly aren't really needed since you don't need to antagonize the retarded kid that pisses his pants every day while talking shit about others. Now, channels that do more in-depth analysis are fine, but this whole idea of just trying to become Phil's #1 enemy has always been dumb for me.
I wish clip channels would straight up put the original stream/video source from Phil's channel with timestamp. I know they clip from restreamers, but it would still be a great way in case someone looks into Phil and they can have the context Phil always cries it's missing. It would also add credibility to the clip channels since they're just seen as people wanting to hate Phil and making him look bad by normalfags (like faggot-ass Asmongold said, kinda). Now I know, who cares about normalfags? Sure, but it would be very handy for future documentarians.
 
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Big Brown Schlub said:
Just realized something, most of the "slanderous bullshit" that "the idiots" post is just Phail's exact words being played with minimal editing, usually an entire rant gets clipped into a 5-40 minute video, depending on how mad he is at something. With the rapid development of AI, how long until Phail's Grand Narrative regarding detractor khantent just becomes "All of those clips are fake! They never happened! It's all AI deepfakes!"
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I remember one time he complained about a specific Dick Stroking Phil Vlogs video, and his recent rants remind me of that. I think he believes or at least wants to curate his audience into believing those videos are meant to be taken seriously, therefore spreading misinformation about him, and from there it's not much of a stretch for an accomplished mental gymnast to say all detractor videos are slanderous and lack proper context.
 
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Phil's wig reveal shows you just how much of a liar and a douchebag he really is.

He lies straight to his fans faces and said he got this wig "from a fan," which is DSP for "I have zero impulse control and bought a carrot to hang in front of my retarded fanbase for free donos." But even if he didn't buy the Cloud wig, he's still a complete piece of shit, because he spent an entire segment of the reveal talking about how shitty to wig looked. Really nice of him to shit on something that, according to Phil, someone "bought" for him with their own money.

It's incredible. Phil is the Michael Jordan of being an unlikable piece of dogshit.
 
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Overdrive MASK_de_SMITH said:
Phil's wig reveal shows you just how much of a liar and a douchebag he really is.

He lies straight to his fans faces and said he got this wig "from a fan," which is DSP for "I have zero impulse control and bought a carrot to hang in front of my retarded fanbase for free donos." But even if he didn't buy the Cloud wig, he's still a complete piece of shit, because he spent an entire segment of the reveal talking about how shitty to wig looked. Really nice of him to shit on something that, according to Phil, someone "bought" for him with their own money.

It's incredible. Phil is the Michael Jordan of being an unlikable piece of dogshit.
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He absolutely went to Amazon typed "Cloud Strife wig", bought the first result that came up because it looked good, but didn't read a single review, like I don't know, maybe the first review on Amazon that says: "Wig comes flat and unstyled, but it is layered which makes the styling process easy. Bangs and the top/back are separated to make the spikes." He legit thought it was going to come "pre spiked".
 
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Cardef1121 said:
The other crazy thing is why the fuck did he play as Cloud so much when he could've been playing Sephiroth? The moment I played as Sephiroth I loved his moveset and hoped there was a NG+ mode or planned price gouging DLC that lets you play through the entire game as him, solo. Otherwise, they better hurry and release it on PC so modders can get to work.

I'm pretty sure it goes without saying that he didn't link, or find, the auto materia to cure on Cloud so he could've healed-- well, automatically
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He had cure and stuff he just didn't know you needed to have a full ATB to use pretty much anything despite that being how the first game was and this game explaining the ATB gauge.
 
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Hugh Keevins said:
The Documentary
Kat Q&A Streams
Kat Dondoko Streams
Baldurs Gate 3
Final Fantasy 7

Elden Ring DLC will save the business!
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Still waiting on him to come back and let everyone know that Joon is making a doc, but from the sounds of things, Phil is going to ignore it/handwave it because it has detractor content.

Better start offering those chairspins again, Phil!
 
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BallBuster II said:
He absolutely went to Amazon typed "Cloud Strife wig", bought the first result that came up because it looked good, but didn't read a single review, like I don't know, maybe the first review on Amazon that says: "Wig comes flat and unstyled, but it is layered which makes the styling process easy. Bangs and the top/back are separated to make the spikes." He legit thought it was going to come "pre spiked".
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Probably went the cheapest route as spending any money on his channel is torture

Fapcop said:
It would have been pretty legend if he had been a virgin.

And btw: For those who think Jenna is particularly nasty, Jenna is a 9/10 compared to actual street hookers.

There was this YouTube channel I used to watch with a Hispanic guy who’d pick up street hookers and post it.

That was his entire channel.

And the worst part: HE USED TO JEW THESE WOMEN HARD. He’d offer them 20$, and then when they pulled up into a side street, he’d go: “Awww shiiiat! Only have 15$ is it ok?” And these chicks would of course go “yeah whatever” since three tiny rocks is better than nothing.

(He’d have the audacity to sometimes complain about the quality of the blowjob HE HAD PAID 10 OR 15$ for.)

Don’t know why I’m posting it here, just remembered a fucked up youtuber that made me chuckle and shake my head simultaneously. Give me them autist stickers.

(Sadly the channel got yeeted, and I never thought about archiving it.)
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Had she avoided being a crack ho and had a basic bitch looking, she would be pretty
 
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Big Brown Schlub said:
Just realized something, most of the "slanderous bullshit" that "the idiots" post is just Phail's exact words being played with minimal editing, usually an entire rant gets clipped into a 5-40 minute video, depending on how mad he is at something. With the rapid development of AI, how long until Phail's Grand Narrative regarding detractor khantent just becomes "All of those clips are fake! They never happened! It's all AI deepfakes!"
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Britbong does this already, so I could see DSP latching onto it as an excuse as well.
 
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What happened with the bubble blow "incentive" ? Not successful enough? Where is the tips/sub goal to ride Kat with a carrot on a stick to control her?
 
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