Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[I'mThePatMan!]

It's been a great week for us, boys. The future looks promising.

I know one should refrain from self-quoting and bragging, but... I FUCKING CALLED IT! ...kinda.

Thank you Pat. Never change buddy.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Prison enjoyers are having a feast so far.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

I used to live in Sconny, and you'd be hard pressed to find someone there who recognized that

The capital of Wisconsin is Green Bay, or



if winter football season is over or the vikings have been winning

 

[Sir Dank-a-Lot]

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I thought we were the ones who were supposed to wait for the knock.

 

[Complete Reprobate]

SHITTY OF MILWAUKEE ON FATRICIDE WATCH

AFRICAN AMERICAN POPULATION PLUMMETING

PEPPERONI SALES ARE THROUGH THE ROOF

SFWA KIDDY TOUCHERS STAY WINNING, YA RUBES

 

[BScCollateral]

So call the pig with bitch tits instead of going there and handcuffing him. I don't understand why they must go to his half hovel if they know that the last 47 times have been bullshit. It's retarded and they're getting sued for it and there's a good chance the queer bipoc socioeconomically disadvantaged people of his town will have to foot the bill for it.

Fatrick very likely behaves like a deranged howler monkey when the police show up. Convincing the local constabulary that you're unhinged is quite legal, but not recommended if you want a quiet life.
Shit, DSP had a cop show up once, behaved like a normie (albeit one with "gamer shit") and was never troubled again. Pat lacks DSP's poise and grace under pressure. Think about that.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

On one hand, obviously Patrick. He's fat.
Hopefully this somehow winds up with him needing to pay court costs for the other side again, that would be the most amusing outcome.

On the other hand, police forces really do need to consider adopting an actual, nationwide protocol for dealing with situations where an address gets repeatedly swatted/called in on. Something actually on the books they can point to when these types of situations arise.

It doesn't seem like that exists at this point, they very much seem to still play it by ear.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

No, Child. I did not leave my ID in my other pants.

 

[Oxyjen]

I have to say I thought "Kiwifarms, a website" petitioning the Supremes was going to be the highlight of the week,

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Stop! In the name of love.

 

[Judge Holden]

So whats the betting this new rascally xitter account will be brought into court as proof that the accused is cyberviolating him?

 

[FiveStarAce]

"Lt.Evans, this will be your last Mission."

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

Did he get the wine law lawyer or is he gonna do it on his own.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

On the other hand, police forces really do need to consider adopting an actual, nationwide protocol for dealing with situations where an address gets repeatedly swatted/called in on. Something actually on the books they can point to when these types of situations arise.

I believe this already exists, at least in many districts, as we see here, there are NOT actual swat teams rolling up, just standard domestic violence responses, and later not even that (someone somewhere has to have the full list, many are just "wellness check" where a cruiser drove by).

Also this fuck is a complete idiot, and he's gonna fall for Tosia Japes II any minute now.

 

[Judge Holden]

"Lt.Evans, this will be your last Mission."
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I was going to mention the possibility of Sergeant Evans being part of Rich's Klan

Sadly this would probably be mutually exclusive with him being a jigaboo

.....probably

 

[Blindeye]

One of the funniest fatprick recordings, alongside Josiah 5 obviously, is imo the Nadolski court hearing where he blatantly lies under oath, immediately gets caught, and shifts to "I do not remember saying that". I hope we get more of that and this time he gets an actual contempt or perjury charge out of it

 

[Judge Holden]

So uh....smugly denying he is living in fear of the cops knocking at the door right here

Aint that a teeny bit in contradiction with his lawsuit?

Just gonna archive here in case he realises this himself https://archive.is/uLat7

EDIT: oh he mad as hell right now....look at how rapid his NOCHILDs are

 

[WelperHelper99]

The capital of Wisconsin is Green Bay, or

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if winter football season is over or the vikings have been winning

The Milwaukee (R) tools logo always brings me such joy, good shit. Too bad Pat is suing their police. Hopefully they pull through, this is bullshit.

 

[HarveySperg41]

Noooo Officer Child, it is in fact you who will be going to jail! lol, this suit should be funny, but will probably be thrown out fast.

 

[Judge Holden]

*gasps*

FAT IS THREATENING A MEMBER OF OUR BOYS IN BLUE


Also he has literally rage xeeted over a hundred times in the last ten minutes or so...just thought you homies should know how he is handling things right now

 

[AnOminous]

It doesn't seem like that exists at this point, they very much seem to still play it by ear.

The problem is suppose the person getting "swatted" is, in fact, an unhinged lunatic convicted of previously threatening to murder his wife and unborn child.