Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Meat Target]

Oh for fuck sake so after mass deleting all his rage xeets at Sergeant Evans he IMMIDIATELY FALLS FOR THE SAME FUCKING BAIT AGAIN!?
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And yes I did capture that screenshot four seconds after it was posted. I had a vibrating orb installed in my prostate that activates any time fatrick pOAAAAAAAAAAUGHGHHAHHHESDOINGITAGAIN

Since I'm at work, I'm stifling the urge to dance.

 

[The Auditor]

Damn.. Patrick is really going for lolcow of the year this season, i hope he wins

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

Sucks to hear it. It’s tough, but I hope you manage to soldier through this

Thank you very much for the kind words.

I will. Real people toughen up when their loved ones need them the most, that's just how life is.

Annabelling your family away is a luxury reserved only for those with no hearts and huge bitch tits.

 

[Judge Holden]

Ok piggers serious talk. Fat is now deleting xeets in blind hog panic left right and centre as his terminal autism and obsession with NOCHILDing stalkers clashes with the panicked screeches of his lawyers

if you see shit that could look pretty dang inconvenient for him if it gets brought up in court then ARCHIVE IMMIDIATELY and take a screenie for good measure

This goes for any lurking OnA pigaboos out there too.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

'Did so anyway' I fucking can't lmao

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

this is new mates, fatrick on a delete binge is something that really hasn't happened before, someone is actually beating him around the head

what a fat fuck idiot, any lawyer would have told him to shut the fuck up at least whilst the suit is open, holy fuck

 

[DumbDude43]

if his lawyers are telling him to delete shit that might end up being relevant to the case, wouldn't that be potentially tampering with evidence? is that kosher?

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

Ok piggers serious talk. Fat is now deleting xeets in blind hog panic left right and centre as his terminal autism and obsession with NOCHILDing stalkers clashes with the panicked screeches of his lawyers

if you see shit that could look pretty dang inconvenient for him if it gets brought up in court then ARCHIVE IMMIDIATELY and take a screenie for good measure

This goes for any lurking OnA pigaboos out there too.

I can’t wait til this evening when he gets shithoused and goes off. He’s already claimed the pests aren’t bullies despite naming them so in his filing, as well as claiming he isn’t scared and his life’s never been better. Dis gon be gooood.

 

[Judge Holden]

this is new mates, fatrick on a delete binge is something that really hasn't happened before, someone is actually beating him around the head

what a fat fuck idiot, any lawyer would have told him to shut the fuck up at least whilst the suit is open, holy fuck

thing is he goes on a delete binge....and then falls for the exact same bait again

ya know I genuinely think there is a mental correlation between kids who grew up watching wily coyote and roadrunner cartoons and patposters because he just insists on failing in the most comically retarded ways over and over again

 

[RollingRock2]

ITS FATTENING

 

[TheAmbiguousLurker]

Wait, if the officer's conduct is being investigated, does that mean we might get some bodycam footage of a genuine pig encounter?

 

[Markorian]

One of the lawyers definitely got ahold of him, and is telling him to delete shit and knock it the fuck off. Knowing fatrick, he's going to ignore them, and continue posting as usual, just deleting it after.

 

[grapeshark77]

if his lawyers are telling him to delete shit that might end up being relevant to the case, wouldn't that be potentially tampering with evidence? is that kosher?

I think it would be for anything he's tweeted before. They were probably not expecting him to KEEP DOING IT and are in panic mode. You can hear the texts being sent.

There was a period during the first media tour where he would tweet an "enjoy prison" and then immediately delete. This went on for a couple of weeks and then it stopped. He has a compulsion.

 

[Law]

One of the lawyers definitely got ahold of him, and is telling him to delete shit and knock it the fuck off. Knowing fatrick, he's going to ignore them, and continue posting as usual, just deleting it after.

Ah yes, the "Brianna Wu Strategy". A masterful gambit, sir.

I like how Milwaukee is a place I only know about through Red Letter Media videos and Patposting. It's like a mythical place in my mind.

 

[bile demon]

"Alright officers, some fat faggot with bitch tits is suing us. Which one of you farted in his wife's pussy? Come on."

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[Judge Holden]

Ah yes, the "Brianna Wu Strategy". A masterful gambit, sir.

I like how Milwaukee is a place I only know about through Red Letter Media videos and Patposting. It's like a mythical place in my mind.

I first heard of it as the rather inexplicable setting for the 2004 remake of Dawn of the Dead, and ever since then it has continued to enchant me with its mysteries

I only hope its beauty and nobility can be preserved from the grasping trotters of the foul pig man of the east ghetto

 

[Meat Target]

One of the lawyers definitely got ahold of him, and is telling him to delete shit and knock it the fuck off. Knowing fatrick, he's going to ignore them, and continue posting as usual, just deleting it after.

Having to let stalkers go un-childed will be torture to him.

Ah yes, the "Brianna Wu Strategy". A masterful gambit, sir.

The other, better Streetshitter of the other, better forum observes that they're using the same strategy as Keffals and Brickface: tell a lie enough until it becomes the "consensus".

 

[Judge Holden]

"Alright officers, some fat faggot with bitch tits is suing us. Which one of you farted in his wife's pussy? Come on."

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I do love how mere moments after discovering his existence, Sergeant Evans has already become an integral character in the fat mythos with his own detailed lore and complex characterisation

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

ya know I genuinely think there is a mental correlation between kids who grew up watching wily coyote and roadrunner cartoons and patposters because he just insists on failing in the most comically retarded ways over and over again

you know, that's a damn good point - I wonder if you could do a study of kid's cartoons of various eras and patposting correlation; maybe fatrick is the way he is because he didn't have it? modern cartoons often try to be "more intellectual" and have more detailed plots and villains, etc - maybe "swiper no swiping" is the closest to a fatrick/rakestepper? Deep thoughts, for sure.

I like how Milwaukee is a place I only know about through Red Letter Media videos and Patposting. It's like a mythical place in my mind.

wilfukye doesn't actually exist, it's just a fever dream told to chitown kids to scare them

I do love how mere moments after discovering his existence, Sergeant Evans has already become an integral character in the fat mythos with his own detailed lore and complex characterisation

it's also hilarious for outsiders to see the "racist nazi a website" come down strongly in support of a nigger every single time one goes up against a cow, it's almost like it's a website dedicated to lolcows

 

[grey area]

This will backfire spectacularly and I hope the experience humiliates him beyond what is thought possible.

Can't wait.