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Drunk Chipmunk said:
His whole life, his clearly female mother has been brainwashing him into calling her “papa”
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I agree with all of this and want to underscore how feminine her writing is. She definitely has a soft butch haircut but looks and acts 100% female, and her son is understandably confused and anxious about this incongruity with reality.
 
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cypocryphy said:
Can we put them in a crate and mail them to Hamas?
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I'm pretty certain that this would be a violation of the 1925 Geneva Protocol, which expressly prohibits "the use of chemical and bacteriological (biological) weapons in war." The miasma emanating from a crate full of troons would by itself make the phosgene and mustard gas used in World War I seem like a fresh ocean breeze. Then, there's the psychological torture of being forced to listen to a bunch of grown men whine about "stolen girlhood".


Merely shipping them would probably create a massive international environmental contamination incident, too.
 
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Seeing some of these pictures are legit haunting. I sometimes wonder if I'm going to see some guy I knew in the past on here. It's like a fate worse than death.

Drunk Chipmunk said:
Think about the poor kid’s situation. His whole life, his clearly female mother has been brainwashing him into calling her “papa” and “he.” He’s getting old enough now to understand something is wrong, probably being exposed to other kids and families and seeing what a “papa” is. He’s getting upset about something he can’t articulate, but one thing he knows in his bones (because humans are evolved/created to know this instinctively) is that this person is a woman, his mother. If she’s lying to him about this, what else can’t he trust? He’s probably scared and confused and angry, but he can’t verbalize any of it on account of being five years old and all, so he’s acting out. I don’t blame him one bit.
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It goes without saying that there's no father in the picture. This pathetic woman is such a mockery of manhood that even a 5 year old can figure it out and subsequently show her the disrespect she rightly deserves for this pathetic farce. poor kid.
 
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Troubled by creeps.
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So im a mid-transition (1.5 yr HRT + socially transitioned), early 20s, lesbian woman, and was wondering if it is a normal experience for yall to have a different creepy guy engage with you EVERYTIME you go to a club, even while you're with friends. The main thing about this place is that It brands itself as a queer and trans safe place, but so far, everytime I've gone in 2024 (3 nights now and 2 of those nights I was with friends), I have been approached without making prior eye contact with those people and had my personal space totally violated and essentially being forced to listen so they don't think I'm being rude. Also important, i have multiple visible lesbian pins and flags on my bag I carry all the time, as a detterent, but that hasn't been working at all.

The first guy I encountered just last month here was a raging incel and invaded when me and another girl were talking while having a smoke out back. He continuously referred to women as "females", kept insisting he was straight while looking directly at me, kept awkwardly also hitting on this poor girl next to me as well, and said he had a crush on her. After we got him to leave (took 15 min or so), he relocated me and my partner about an hour later when we smoked again and was angry that I wasn't engaging with him, which caused him to get in my face and kept asking me to "pull up" because I embarrassed him in front of that girl he was trying to pick up. It took intervention from my partner for him to get the memo and leave us alone.

Second guy happened a couple weeks later at the same bar. Important note this time, though, is that I was alone and planned on meeting some friends there later. I looked around the room, didn't make eye contact with anyone, and picked a seemingly good seat where I could decompress a bit after a long day. Before I even got my drink handed to me like 30 seconds after i sat down, this really enthusiastic and elusive guy just materialized from THIN FREAKING AIR on the barstool immediately next to me and begins asking a lot of questions. (who I am, where im from, etc...) Now this interaction went better than the last one, except he told me his whole life story and we ended up being there for over 3 hours bc I didn't want to come off as rude and have heard horror stories from women who were disinterestd and then got attacked for not giving them attention. Anyways, I never got to talk to my friends that night bc by the time I shook him off of me, it was almost 1 am and they had both left by then😭.

Lastly, the most recent unsolicited encounter with ANOTHER GUY happened just last night. We were singing, playing pool, and having an awesome time, with my friends being up on stage singing and me and my partner across the room from them. My partner says that they have to go to the restroom and wanted me to watch our stuff. (Which I've done hundreds of times, so its normal now) As soon as they rounded the corner and were out of eyesight, this creepy guy who I had been side-eying (to make sure nothing funny was pulled) all night approached the pool table I was at now alone. As soon as he's like 2 feet away from me he asks "Can i show you something to help?" And right as he does that, he does that thing where you make a V with your fingers and puts his toungue through. I am visibly uncomfortable now, so I just take my shot at the 13 ball, and thankfully my partner comes back like 30 seconds after that happened, which caused him to go away.

All of these incidents have happened this year, and for reference, all of last year I only had 1 really scary encounter like that. When going out to these places, I want to either be left alone or pick who I want to socialize with. What can I do to get the creeps to stop interacting with me? I admit I dress very sexy, but I do it for my own comfort and confidence, not anyone else's. Thankfully, none of these incidents have gotten physical yet, but Im worried with how often they are becoming, its bound to happen eventually.

Do any of yall struggle with this issue as well?

TLDR: Going out to this local gay bar in my city as a lesbian and the past 3 times in a row, Ive had my personal space taken

Just to provide some additional context, here's a pic in a bikini.
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You'll have to click to see the pic, but here are the first few comments on it. :lit:
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Drunk Chipmunk said:
Think about the poor kid’s situation. His whole life, his clearly female mother has been brainwashing him into calling her “papa” and “he.” He’s getting old enough now to understand something is wrong, probably being exposed to other kids and families and seeing what a “papa” is. He’s getting upset about something he can’t articulate, but one thing he knows in his bones (because humans are evolved/created to know this instinctively) is that this person is a woman, his mother. If she’s lying to him about this, what else can’t he trust? He’s probably scared and confused and angry, but he can’t verbalize any of it on account of being five years old and all, so he’s acting out. I don’t blame him one bit.
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Oh she's a women that makes more sense, I thought it was a guy and the kid just started calling him mama cuz of some weird shit at school or something, I blame it on her if she wasn't confusing the kid telling it to call her pops when the kid sees normal kids w/ a female mother its gonna wanna be normal too.
 
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Drunk Chipmunk said:
"I have been told that I often dress like a newly out trans woman."

Absolutely savage burn.
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Thats pretty harsh, we should start a thread for be best dressed Newly Out Transwomen. I've noticed most MTF either dress like a dollar store hooker or a 3rd grade English teacher. Is it because they can't find stuff that fits or do they just have horrible taste? I'm surprised they haven't started saying the manufacturers is committing genocide because the clothes don't fit causing gender dysmorphia, so they need tops that are extremely wide and flat, etc etc,
 
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Drunk Chipmunk said:
I understand what you’re saying, but I actually don’t find it concerning in this case, at least not the way I think you mean. It’s deeply concerning that he’s in this position, but I don’t think he’s a sociopath or anything.

Think about the poor kid’s situation. His whole life, his clearly female mother has been brainwashing him into calling her “papa” and “he.” He’s getting old enough now to understand something is wrong, probably being exposed to other kids and families and seeing what a “papa” is. He’s getting upset about something he can’t articulate, but one thing he knows in his bones (because humans are evolved/created to know this instinctively) is that this person is a woman, his mother. If she’s lying to him about this, what else can’t he trust? He’s probably scared and confused and angry, but he can’t verbalize any of it on account of being five years old and all, so he’s acting out. I don’t blame him one bit.

This is emotional abuse of a child, simple as. It’s heartbreaking. And his mom is so deep in the cult she doesn’t see or care what it says about his feelings. She’s just worried about whether he gives her “gender euphoria” or not.

(It’s also developmentally normal for a kid this age to enjoy pushing boundaries and getting a reaction, but I agree with you that this feels beyond that.)

Imagine how awful it will be for him when puberty hits and his delusional mother starts trying to teach him how to be a man by example. “So first you need to smoosh your breasts down and insert your packer…”
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Thing about kids is they are obsessed with The Truth. Especially if they have a slight touch of the tism- it becomes like a physical pain, the frustration of seeing a blatant lie (I used to have a yearly meltdown as a very little kid about the implausiblity Santa clause and it was a fucking relief when it was finally given up on)

A TIF is never a TIF in isolation, she will be a cluster b mess and will be annoying the kid none stop in other regards too so he will be lashing out with this - this lie in itself is abusive and will be annoying him, even if she was a perfect "papa" otherwise.
 
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Geraldine said:
Bud's loss not Mulvaney's.

He got attention and notoriety. And getting gigs on the strength of it.
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Nah, it’s Dylan’s loss too.

Granted, Dylan himself didn’t do anything wrong (his role in the creeping increase of societal degeneracy is another discussion). His schtick is prancing around in some faggoty, cringe-inducing skinwalker routine. That’s his thing. AB gave him money to provide his service. So, really, Dylan didn’t do anything wrong in the scandal/seek out to purposely harm Bud. 99% of the blame is on AB, as they were the ones to catastrophically fail in understanding their customer, their status in the market, the market itself, and society’s increasing discontent with troonacy. They fell brutally out of touch, and the one or two testosterone-free men in the marketing department who knew the idea was suicidal were too terrified to speak up in front of the stunning and brave girlbosses/empowered DEI hires.

But it’s still a major loss for Dylan. Him being undeniably tied to one of the biggest corporate fuck-ups of all time like a ball and chain has destroyed his image. Certainly so, as far as sponsorships/endorsement deals are concerned. Any brand worth a fuck is not going to even think about touching him. The best he can hope for is something on the level of the OraQuick ad. It also bleeds onto his marketability for other projects and ventures in music/acting.

Make no mistake, AB might’ve lost tremendously in this clusterfuck, but so did Dylan.
 
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Jacques1194 said:
Creep TIM is upset that he's losing his relationship with a student because father wants biological females to help kids in bathroom.Also the handmaiden's reply.
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Most men teach High School or College unless they teach a specific class like art, gym, music etc and Elementary and Middle/Junior High is all they could get, I've known a few male teachers, and they say this is because most men don't want to deal with rugrats. So, I see red flags when a guy wants to work with young kids, and I see more red flags than if I was standing in Tiananmen Square if said guy is upset because he can't take the kids to the bathroom. This guy needs to be on a watchlist.
 
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