DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[BallBuster II]

After 1 disastrous premiere day, his concern and panic are already near peak. Now while I am sure some wheelchair is thinking they can swoop in and save the day with a $50-$100 tip (that will temporarily pause the meltdown), the fact that after a single day of dangling a what looks like a dead animal in front of his camera to goad his morons into tipping didn't work, we are being treated to some glorious salt. I know it won't last because it never does, but enjoy it while it does. Can you imagine a week of not hitting the "wig goal"?

 

[Whaler]

What happened with the bubble blow "incentive" ? Not successful enough? Where is the tips/sub goal to ride Kat with a carrot on a stick to control her?

He got tired of being called out for blowing bubbles as an incentive while insulting other people for being childish so he retired it to save face. Now it's just something that's been retcon'd.

 

[HereForNudes]

Back in the vest streak days he made pretty good money and usually got the vest amount if I remember correctly. What made him give up that again?

Also lol that he describes his stream for a matoor audience. Yet the incentive is to put on a gay wig and dance around.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

He is seething that the FF7 is doing less then BG3 and he can't stop playing it to receive money from the Dents. When someone asked for BG3 when he was bitching about support he said "No, I'm not gonna just play the same fucking game every fucking day. It's drive me nuts".

Doesn't he have FF7 scheduled everyday for the day streams?

 

[Balr0g]

Doesn't he have FF7 scheduled everyday for the day streams?

Yeah but with the caveat that his ausdience has to support the streams or he might wage quit it

 

[Johnny Doxville]

I remember one time he complained about a specific Dick Stroking Phil Vlogs video, and his recent rants remind me of that. I think he believes or at least wants to curate his audience into believing those videos are meant to be taken seriously, therefore spreading misinformation about him, and from there it's not much of a stretch for an accomplished mental gymnast to say all detractor videos are slanderous and lack proper context.

Dick Stroking vlogs mainly does for sure and even those cuts to make Phil say something funny are so obvious and clearly a gag proves how think skinned and unable to take a joke he is. Must torture him knowing that making fun on him has more market value than his garbage content

On that note, it's funny as he's almost completely incapable of improving

 

[marlintan]

He got tired of being called out for blowing bubbles as an incentive while insulting other people for being childish so he retired it to save face. Now it's just something that's been retcon'd.

Not only that, he called people that wanted the bubbles, immature and to grow up.

 

[FormerPro]

What happened with the bubble blow "incentive" ?

He went in on LTG during a react stream for wearing a Thanos gauntlet. Phil did a cringe bit where he publicly apologized on behalf of all content creators for how childish it was. When someone brought up that he literally owns 2 bubble guns that he shoots he quickly went into damage control, full pignotism mode where he claimed he hadn't done that in years and didn't anymore and even if he did it's somehow way different and meaningful and I don't think the bubbles have returned since.

 

[Hugh Keevins]

After 1 disastrous premiere day, his concern and panic are already near peak. Now while I am sure some wheelchair is thinking they can swoop in and save the day with a $50-$100 tip (that will temporarily pause the meltdown), the fact that after a single day of dangling a what looks like a dead animal in front of his camera to goad his morons into tipping didn't work, we are being treated to some glorious salt. I know it won't last because it never does, but enjoy it while it does. Can you imagine a week of not hitting the "wig goal"?

I appreciate that he's basically begged himself into a corner. Even when he literally says he needs money before tomorrow, it doesn't even move the needle anymore. It's like white noise at this point.

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

The dents got their government retard money today. I expect a lucrative weekend

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Apparently, threatening your dent viewers is a good business acumen. Phil should know, since he has a business degree.

 

[Major]

The Documentary
Kat Q&A Streams
Kat Dondoko Streams
Baldurs Gate 3
Final Fantasy 7

Elden Ring DLC will save the business!

His 'business' would be doing fine if he didn't insult his fans or spend all the money on booze and mobile games

 

[blahblahblah678]

The dents got their government retard money today. I expect a lucrative weekend

The pahdcast is over and he hasn't broken $100 yet. There's time for Phil to seethe if the gameplay portion doesn't produce the tips he feels he deserves.

 

[BallBuster II]

The pahdcast is over and he hasn't broken $100 yet. There's time for Phil to seethe if the gameplay portion doesn't produce the tips he feels he deserves.

Just got a $31 anon tip to put him over. To no one's surprised.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

And another anonymous $100. Like clockwork, his terrible behaviour gets rewarded

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

SO. FUCKING. HILARIOUS.

Still got that Dumb and Dumber look, Phil.

 

[BallBuster II]

And another anonymous $100. Like clockwork, his terrible behaviour gets rewarded

I called it earlier that these whales were gonna feel bad and beach themselves early this month.

 

[CaptainDeTractor]

Might’ve been posted but I’m at work and haven’t been able to catch up.

Like clockwork.

 

[hector85]

I called it earlier that these whales were gonna feel bad and beach themselves early this month.

i checked out after he got the $100 from anon. few things are more unwatchable than money buffed burnell.

 

[Arpharp8976Fire]

Phil blaming himself flopping on "RPG Burnout" LOL