Dylan James Mulvaney / Days of Girlhood / Day __ of Being a Girl - Dylan Explains It All, a gay man interprets 'girlhood' in all glorious technicolor.

[Myrtle the Turtle]

Semi Related:
Bud Light Missed Out on the Super Bowl Party (Archive) | Link
The damage Bud Light inflicted on themselves by partnering with Dylan is permanent.
This is after InBev tried to salvage their image by partnering with Peyton Manning & getting a Trump endorsement for the superbowl. Now they are facing a union strike too.

Obligatory cope, seethe, dilate.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

The damage Bud Light inflicted on themselves by partnering with Dylan is permanent.

This is very true. its funny, because even with joe rogan and kid rock back pedaling, too many people just can't forget the stigma of bud light being "tranny fluid". It might fade after maybe 15 years, but thats a HELL of a stigma. Might as well just rename it to crystal amber, or some shit and start over with a brand, would work better I imagine normies wouldn't track a rebrand, but "budlight" has a stigma that won't wash off now.

And its funny that thats basically the biggest legacy of dylan....killing a MONOLITHIC brand. Seriously before then, even if budlight wasn't great quality, it was consumed enough it didn't matter, it was very popular and consumed a lot. and dylan fucked it up so bad no PR is saving it.

....Imagine being "famous" and thats the greatest thing you are known for.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Semi Related:
Bud Light Missed Out on the Super Bowl Party (Archive) | Link
The damage Bud Light inflicted on themselves by partnering with Dylan is permanent.
This is after InBev tried to salvage their image by partnering with Peyton Manning & getting a Trump endorsement for the superbowl. Now they are facing a union strike too.

Obligatory cope, seethe, dilate.

The problem is, ironically, brand awareness. Any attempt at course correction will be seen for what it is, because the fuckup was so well publicised.

The Trump endorsement will not help, because that’s going to drive away the few people the Dylan endorsement worked on.

 

[AssignedEva]

Dylan posted another TikTok from that concert he went to and provided a reaction that has me convinced he's a demonically possessed muppet

Spoiler: Loud

 

[The Jackal]

"And the dress... it's definitely 5 inches too short".
Well, the dress is definitely far too short, but I don't think it being longer would help. I think it's more the shape that the dress is being stretched over isn't the shape the dress was designed for. I feel like there might be different clothes designed for a body shape with a v shaped torso and no hips...
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Hmm, that does look better. Maybe Dylan could try wearing some of these special clothes designed for his body shape? They're called "menswear".

And this is why men wearing dresses have been a comedy staple since forever. It's forcing a square peg into a round hole.



Klinger still pulls it off better though.

 

[Balr0g]

Very fitting i found this on X today

X

 

[tZir]

"And the dress... it's definitely 5 inches too short".
Well, the dress is definitely far too short, but I don't think it being longer would help. I think it's more the shape that the dress is being stretched over isn't the shape the dress was designed for. I feel like there might be different clothes designed for a body shape with a v shaped torso and no hips...
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Hmm, that does look better. Maybe Dylan could try wearing some of these special clothes designed for his body shape? They're called "menswear"

That tiktok is so beyond offensive. he literally dressed like a fucking HOOKER and said so himself, and he's like "omg uwu girls girl uwu sooooo girly you gayiz!!! ggirly things! just XX things!". fucking man's idea of a girl trying to look sexy for her date. fucking disgusting shit.

edit: also, is he... on ozempic or something? he looks a lot thinner... and like he's trying to evade twink death like it's the fucking plague.

 

[Haram-Habibi]

Our boy Dilly really made history last year with Bud Light.

Even rich people notice when you lose over a billion dollars......

 

[Hooked on phobics]

Dylan posted another TikTok from that concert he went to and provided a reaction that has me convinced he's a demonically possessed muppet

Spoiler: Loud

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Ok this might sound cringe, but don't you think the very end of that gif is a PERFECT picture for a FNAF style jumpscare?
5 nights of girlhood
I'm not even a fan of fnaf, but I still think if you used that frame as a base, gave it a few after effects, it would fit TOO perfectly.

Tell me im wrong. I dare you.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

Dylan posted another TikTok from that concert he went to and provided a reaction that has me convinced he's a demonically possessed muppet

Spoiler: Loud

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If you have teen daughters or if you were one yourself you know this is how they act during a concert, except that it's cute when they do it rather than an almost 30yo old man.

 

[ScooterL]

If you have teen daughters or if you were one yourself you know this is how they act during a concert, except that it's cute when they do it rather than an almost 30yo old man.

Female teenagers in my family might shout excitedly, but could never open their mouths wide enough to swallow a large guinea pig.

 

[Your_deadname_here]

... open their mouths wide enough to swallow a large guinea pig.

Muscle memory.

 

[The Jackal]

Female teenagers in my family might shout excitedly, but could never open their mouths wide enough to swallow a large guinea pig.

 

[ScooterL]

I was thinking more:



You know I'm right.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

Muscle memory.

Let's be grateful it's just his mouth.

 

[AssignedEva]

If you have teen daughters or if you were one yourself you know this is how they act during a concert, except that it's cute when they do it rather than an almost 30yo old man.

I get where you're coming from, but I feel like Dylan makes facial expressions I've never seen any human being make before. They're just.... more. More even than a stage actor playing for the back rows, more than a person's face should move.

 

[Dr. Butt]

I get where you're coming from, but I feel like Dylan makes facial expressions I've never seen any human being make before. They're just.... more. More even than a stage actor playing for the back rows, more than a person's face should move.

 

[Positron]

 

[Tasty Tatty]

I get where you're coming from, but I feel like Dylan makes facial expressions I've never seen any human being make before. They're just.... more. More even than a stage actor playing for the back rows, more than a person's face should move.

It's because he's overacting the part.





The difference is that it's cute when they do it and they aren't faking it.

 

[Vi0l3t]

Dylan posted another TikTok from that concert he went to and provided a reaction that has me convinced he's a demonically possessed muppet

Spoiler: Loud

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I'm sorry how can anyone stand him? Seriously if I was standing next to him I'd look over and tell him to shut the fuck up.