Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,449 55.8%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 608 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,595
Not gonna lie, until I see footage of his dwarfhand being covered in another man's jizz I have a hard time believing the handy taxi story. We assume it's true because we cannot imagine making up a self-damaging lie like that, but to me giving a hand job to a guy in exchange for a service is exactly the kinda thing he'd lie about.

Fits in with him being a 'shock jock' trying to get attention, as well as his views on prostitution that he tries to peddle. Way more likely to me that he gave the guy money for gas and a sandwich.
 
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It's looking like our "SWERF" is most likely Cathie Bryant, local historian and genealogist.

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She also runs a page where she documents the history of Lovelock NV, which is here:
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Makes me wonder if his new angle is to try weaseling a functioning brothel into a historical tourist area or something.

It has to be something about that fucking stupid.

Or as Russ would say, f***cking stupid.
 
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Makes me wonder if his new angle is to try weaseling a functioning brothel into a historical tourist area or something.

It has to be something about that fucking stupid.
My sides have gone into orbit imagining Russ pitching this idea to a random woman with no power to make it happen. That or he may have mistaken her for a prostitute and asked if she wanted to work in the brothel, he's opening in lovelock this summer.
 
Dildo Saggins laboring under the delusion of setting up a brothel in some old mining town holds merit. He mentioned the Goldfield Hotel in a deranged rant recently. Goldfield is a mining ghost town with a lot of abandoned buildings, many which are just the exterior walls with nothing left inside. I'm guessing Russ has this mental image of all these abandoned towns out in the Nevada desert with streets filled with locked up buildings in excellent shape, just waiting for some entrepreneurial young man to come along, set up shop, and bring new life to these old towns. He's obviously never actually been to any of these old mining towns. Some of them are so rough that the only thing left is rubble and building foundations. Literal Fallout: New Vegas stuff, which is what influenced the making of that game in the first place.
 
Yeah he was trying to buy that old brothel recently, and failed when the evil local Jeff snapped it up under his nose. I'm sure he's been looking at other dilapidated hovels in Nevada too.

To be fair, buying an old hut for 30 grand and sticking some low quality whores in it may be the closest thing to a realistic plan he's ever had. At least he might officially be a pimp. It won't be successful and may never even open for business but still.
 
Yeah he was trying to buy that old brothel recently, and failed when the evil local Jeff snapped it up under his nose. I'm sure he's been looking at other dilapidated hovels in Nevada too.

To be fair, buying an old hut for 30 grand and sticking some low quality whores in it may be the closest thing to a realistic plan he's ever had. At least he might officially be a pimp. It won't be successful and may never even open for business but still.
His whole thing with the Wild West brothel seemed like he was counting on that vote to allow prostitution to expand into the historic old west district of Goldfield so he could open a whorehouse among all the other tourist attractions.

As soon as the vote didn't go his way, he posted that press release crying about it and then deleted the posts from the Wild West Resort instagram which still remains blank.
 
To be fair, buying an old hut for 30 grand and sticking some low quality whores in it may be the closest thing to a realistic plan he's ever had. At least he might officially be a pimp. It won't be successful and may never even open for business but still.
where is he gonna get the money to pay for the property and hire the whores?
 
where is he gonna get the money to pay for the property and hire the whores?
Surely getting a mortgage for a 30k property (I think the other one went for 35k) would be doable even for Russ. He's not rich but usually employed. I'd imagine he'd never get it up and running or in a decent state, but that's still one step further than he's ever gotten in life.
 
Walter just uploaded the latest video in his Greer book series:
I like the whole thing but find Walter's voice monotonous and kinda grating after a while.

His name is Justin Anderson, and he was a some type of Utah Democrat chairman at the time.

And handjobs are not sex, people. Come on. That would mean if a virgin gets a handjob then they've had sex and lost their virginity.
It's sex adjacent then. Not full on but kinda there.

Besides would you be willing to give a guy a handy?

Not gonna lie, until I see footage of his dwarfhand being covered in another man's jizz I have a hard time believing the handy taxi story. We assume it's true because we cannot imagine making up a self-damaging lie like that, but to me giving a hand job to a guy in exchange for a service is exactly the kinda thing he'd lie about.

Fits in with him being a 'shock jock' trying to get attention, as well as his views on prostitution that he tries to peddle. Way more likely to me that he gave the guy money for gas and a sandwich.
The deal was probably Russtard was going to blow him but since he can't suck, except musically, he had to settle for giving him an old fashioned. It was either that or take it up the ass and he's too much of a stud for that.

Or as Russ would say, f***king stupid.
Like Russ could even say that. Too many consonants.

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Surely getting a mortgage for a 30k property (I think the other one went for 35k) would be doable even for Russ. He's not rich but usually employed. I'd imagine he'd never get it up and running or in a decent state, but that's still one step further than he's ever gotten in life.

If you have no credit history, like Russhole, many lenders simply won't take the risk and liability of approving someone for a loan. Even a relatively small one. It seems to be a running theme with Shit-Lips: too much of a liability for law firms to hire and credit lenders to approve.
 
If you have no credit history, like Russhole, many lenders simply won't take the risk and liability of approving someone for a loan. Even a relatively small one. It seems to be a running theme with Shit-Lips: too much of a liability for law firms to hire and credit lenders to approve.
If Rusty has any credit history, it is for sure on the wrong side of the tracks. I would almost guarantee he has had some credit cards and not paid them and had things go to collections. Just about anyone can get a credit card, maybe not one with a big limit or low interest, but still they can get one at some point.
 
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