Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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exactly 1000 goblins said:
Oh boy the story any person on the internet capable of streaming a video has already heard of a million times. Whats next? Killdozer? DB Cooper? Goatse man lore? I'm so close to the edge of my seat listening to this monotone wall of text I might fall off my chair before I can click subscribe!
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well rumor has it there is this dude named christian weston chandler who made this character called sonichu. apparently that dude is pretty wacky so maybe keffals will make some form of comprehensive series detailing events surrounding this chris fellow.
 
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Tetragrammaton said:
well rumor has it there is this dude named christian weston chandler who made this character called sonichu. apparently that dude is pretty wacky so maybe keffals will make some form of comprehensive series detailing events surrounding this chris fellow.
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I wonder what Lucas would think of the part in Sonichu where Chris states he would rather have a painful sex change operation than be gay.
 
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How it started:
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How it's going:
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(Fyi the above screenshot is in regards to Bobposting's bank robbery)

Also @Admiral Throbnelius quick question did Keffals ever mention Bobposting's retirement from the DIY HRT wiki in a tweet or on a stream?
 
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Musashi's Son said:
Also @Admiral Throbnelius quick question did Keffals ever mention Bobposting's retirement from the DIY HRT wiki in a tweet or on a stream?
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I don't remember him posting or mentioning anything about Bobposting's retirement recently. I don't think he's going to talk about the DIY HRT wiki that much since it got him in a lot of shit recently.
 
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Admiral Throbnelius said:
I don't remember him posting or mentioning anything about Bobposting's retirement recently. I don't think he's going to talk about the DIY HRT wiki that much since it got him in a lot of shit recently.
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What about in Sep - Oct 2022 when Bobposting released a twitlonger and a twitter thread saying that he will quit because of the "harassment"? For reference: https://archive.ph/uBVnh
 
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Musashi's Son said:
What about in Sep - Oct 2022 when Bobposting released a twitlonger and a twitter thread saying that he will quit because of the "harassment"?
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My bad, I thought you meant if he tweeted or talked about him recently. I'd have to go back and see if he did. I also wasn't active on the forum during that time, so I'm not the best guy to ask.
 
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Craniometrista said:
I guess my main question is "Why?". Why would you release videos about an entirely different topic, going out of what your viewers see as your common place?
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Because he's tired of being a shitlord Internet drama streamer. I think he genuinely wanted to be done with it, but couldn't resist coming back to defend Horse Cock Vaush. Lucas's 30th birthday is coming up in a few weeks, plus last month was the one-year anniversary of his supposed suicide attempt / rehab, so he's been re-evaluating his life.

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He doesn't have a lot of other marketable skills and thinks he can't work a normal job because of his fibromyalgia (lol), so Scared Awake it is.

Obviously, it hasn't been a runaway success (the latest episode has barely reached a thousand views), so I doubt he'll have the patience to keep at it. Though making creepypasta videos would certainly be an improvement over whatever the fuck he's been doing for the past five years.
 
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I'd prefer one of those YouTubers where they take Reddit stories and run the text through a TTS voice over r/nosleep than a fucking Russian Sleep Experiment video in 2024, are you fucking kidding me? I'm pretty sure I read that story a decade ago, even then I remember it had kind of a shitty, predictable ending. A lot of the earlier creepypastas would end with "I AM GOD" if I remember correctly, it was a trope back then.

HP Lovecraft, I mean go for it, but with this lame track record I'm not exactly hopeful.
 
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Vect said:
AAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!

Somebody please archive a local copy.

He's doing creepypastas now, because, of course he is, so of course he chooses THE creepypasta, the Russian Sleep Experiment.

Little review, little fuckin' review. Err, it's just him talking over the same loop of the underground basement, and ultimately just reads out the full story. Honestly, the audio is much, much better, he speaks evenly and uses effects appropriately. He even does some voice acting. It's ASMR fair, but it works, and again the visuals have a nice consistency to them. It's a very, very lazy video, but this is easily something I would have probably enjoyed 5-6 years ago if I was new to YouTube and horror in general. Congrats Keffals, you made something not horrific. 7/10
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You're just gonna ignore theres a patreon in the desc listed at over 200 a month?

 

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PunkinMan said:
You're just gonna ignore theres a patreon in the desc listed at over 200 a month?
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We know. That's likely near where it will plateau, at least for the time being, because he's supported everywhere by the same small core of people.

Hard as it may be to contemplate, Keffals, like just about all established Internet people, has a small number of wealthy simps.
 
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Punished Neco said:
Keffals has been shadowbanned on Twitter, no longer appears in the search bar.
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He doesn't even show up when I searched for his twitter handle.

Admiral Throbnelius said:
My bad, I thought you meant if he tweeted or talked about him recently. I'd have to go back and see if he did. I also wasn't active on the forum during that time, so I'm not the best guy to ask.
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From Destiny's manifesto:
https://odysee.com/@solidhyrax:e/keffals---2022-09-20-20h42m57s---WHAT-THE-HELL-IS-GOING-ON:9 (2:41:06 where he begins talking about bobposting leaving the internet)

Mr Dong's twitter thread about leaving the internet:
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