Sweet Baby Inc. and the Steam Curator Group Conspiracy - The company that is responsible for the diarrheic video game writing.

You'd have to dig through the internet archives to find a list of the games SBI's been involved in, since they keep replacing the titles featured on their websites. They don't keep a portfolio/list of all their projects they've worked on. Gee, I wonder why.

  • Alan Wake II
  • Sable
  • Battle Shapers
  • Spider-Man 2
  • God of War Ragnarok
  • Usual June
  • Goodbye Volcano High
  • Lost Your Marbles
  • Contraband
  • Suicide Squad Kill The Justice League
  • Assassin's Creed Valhalla
  • Neocab
  • Playdate

For the first few years SBI's website has been up, they've had lulzy #BlackLivesMatter statements. She's really trying to push the whole DEI stuff.

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Some of SBI's employees on LinkedIn have privated their profiles, meaning that even if you are logged in, you can't see their details. If you're bored enough, you can probably reverse image search their profile pictures.

Besides Kim Belair (the CEO), Maria's profile is viewable.

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Kim apparently was a writer for AC:V, which partly explains why she was able to worm her way into doing other AAA title games so quickly - she probably had contacts that could get her into higher places or introduce her to other people. I don't know much about Canadian labor laws outside that VA's must be Canadian if it is a Canadian project - hence why you have the same few people like Tara Strong popping up everywhere; I'm unsure if similar laws are applied to hiring for gaming-sector employees, and is why the hiring of such people in Canada tends to be incestuous (across multiple companies).

Edit: Got 3 more names out of the hat. Also, lol some of them are fuckin Journo majors. There's one Women's Study major.
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It is only matter of time that they start hiding the projects they've worked on from their website.
Now is Sweet Baby gonna start hiding games they worked on? Lying that they had any involvement when they did?
Seeing as they are a consulting firm and their website is their forward facing representation, they can't hide too hard as that is their first selling point to potential clients. Meanwhile, game credits will still have to list them for their work, regardless of how much they try to obfuscate.
 
God of War: Ragnarok? Skip.
I was absolutely baffled why the writing fell off a fucking cliff between GoW 2018 and Ragnarok, and why 90% of the plot is tedious melodrama that would be too embarrassing for The Lifetime Channel (boo-hoo, Thor's a drunk and it makes his daughter big sad 😥).

Now it all makes sense.
 
I was absolutely baffled why the writing fell off a fucking cliff between GoW 2018 and Ragnarok, and why 90% of the plot is tedious melodrama that would be too embarrassing for The Lifetime Channel (boo-hoo, Thor's a drunk and it makes his daughter big sad 😥).

Now it all makes sense.
I wasn't, God of Nu-War was already fucking shit so Ragnarok being extra shit was basically a "well duh" moment for me.
 
Steam being lenient on their banning is such a blessing. You just damn know if this was any other digital game store, they would have submitted to the mob.
They almost have to, i once was falsely banned on steam because a friend's account got hacked and i half-heartedely wrote a DM to that account that he should give it back. Steam interpreted that as me trying to steal the account. Took days of writing to support with just "didn't read, don't care" responses and only worked when my friend got his account back and he wrote support that they are retarded.

So they have to be lenient, because they hardly got staff working and they wouldn't be able to handle a lot of people sending them support messages.
 
Today's episode of "Never acquiesce to progressives because they'll literally never be satisfied anyway"

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Nooooo gamer chiiiiild, companies actually need to be licking Blackrock's taint DIRECTLY for it to be correct!
I get what this guy is saying. Retarded homo consoomers just buy up whatever has "good representation", without realizing they've been turned into abother checkbox. Just another worthless diversity statistic. And if the average homo did half as much research into the shit they buy as evil rightwing boogeymen did, they'd realize they're being pandered to and swindled.
 
every game this company helped with sucked massive balls. why they would be advertising being involved with it is retarded.
it is like advertising being involved with battlefield earth.
Baitposts to farm clown stickers is actually a pretty good way to earn Steam points, which you use to buy emoticons, cosmetics for your profile, keyboard skins for Big Picture & Steam Deck, etc.

That being said, it's amazing how many idiots spend their own points to leave those stickers.
me on my way to spam shit takes to get my persona 3 reload wallpaper
 
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