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[Hassou Tobi]

 

[Standardized Profile]

Tax, an MtF realises that straight women don't call ourselves "power bottoms" or other terms referring to gay relationship dynamics.

Well that would explain all those weird Tinder matches I'm getting. I'll take "power bottom" off my list of likes. I know women call themselves mama bears, so I can still say "I'm a cub looking for his bear," right?

"My lady organs hurt."
"Here's some medicine to regulate your lady organs so they won't hurt any more."
"Noooooooo!"

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•Posted by u/SquishThatSquashMan

I don’t want to take birth control but my doctor prescribed it​

I have extremely painful periods. They are so bad that I can’t concentrate because of the immense pain in my legs, stomach, and head. My doctor prescribed me a bunch of pain meds, but none worked, and now she prescribed me the lowest dose of birth control… But I don’t want to take it. The idea of adding more female hormones to myself kinda kills me on the inside (like what if my chest gets bigger?). I feel like my dysphoria to taking the pill is worse than what I got from the pain since the pain comes for about six days a month but I’d be taking the pill EVERYDAY. Currently I’m just socially transition but I have an appointment to talk to an actual gender doctor in late July, and I wanted to talk to him about what options do I have to reduce my period dysphoria. I also want to take T in the future and don’t know if this birth control (I think it’s alesse or something) would affect it. I don’t know if I should just begin taking my prescribed pill or if it’s okay to just wait for my appointment. Help!

When suicide baiting doesn't work, you have to take the next step, the ultimate step, the irrevocable act ... you have to write a letter.

"I just needed to get this off my chest." We know, and we're tired of hearing about it.

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•Posted by u/Federal_Chemistry417

I told my mom I was suicidal​

TW: Contains talk about suicide
I told my nom that I have suicidal thoughts and I was planning on telling her that most of it relates to my dysphoria but she just called me selfish and ungrateful. That there are others out there who have it worse than me. That even though she forbid me from doing any "crap" (meaning me transitioning) that she still allows me to do certain things such as buy myself men's clothes and jewelry etc. I'm an adult who's currently doing adult school and still am dependant on her but before moving out, I had planned on writing her a letter on how much transitioning means to me but if this is how she reacts to me just mentioning suicide then... I don't know anymore. I had hoped that she would atleast hear me out but, I guess that's never going to happen. I get that my life could've been way worse than this but it hurts and it's incredibly lonely when you have no one to ask for help.
Anyway, I just needed to get this off my chest.

I can't keep up with all the genders and sexualities here so I'm not sure if this was a burn or not, but it landed like one and that's all that matters:

Your joke wasn't the only thing that's cringe. "My bitmoji is male and everything."

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•Posted by u/zestyskunk

How do i deal with this transphobic girl?​

Theres this one transphobic girl that always got to misgender me in any way. I havent known her before i was trans, but she is literally ruining my life. She has made multiple jokes about trans people, in a bad way. She also once said "i dont care what people identify as, just as long as they understand that they are their biological gender". Bro wtf. Another time me and my girl friend made a little eyecontact, then she said "oooh is it flirting here" then i said as a joke: "no im gay" because thats how my humor is. She was like "exactly" then i started panicking and when i do, im never able to speak normally. After i tried forming some sentences, she was like "gay like liking men?" That ruins my joke and just makes it cringe but i said yes. Then she was like "uhm isnt that straight? Maybe ur bi" I swear she knows what shes doing. And always when she mentions me she always got to say she, even if its not natural in that sentence. And im trying to get rid of my deadname, but she makes it impossible. What should i do? Im not even friends with her, shes just around in my favorite teen club, that i tried to pass in, but shes just making it difficult. And impossible. i tried adding her snap where my preferred name is on, day after she went: deadname how did you find my snap? And my bitmoji is male and everything, yet she understand its me. What to do?

It looks like this shitposter was also confused:

Or maybe pooners say this to each other to hype themselves up?

Just like a real cis guy!

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•Posted by u/wrigglyrhymes
they/he ~ [-o-] ~

My partner and I separated after 11 years​

First, to be clear, it is not just transitioning that led to the end of the relationship.
My partner and I were together for nearly 12 years. I was just 18 when we started seeing eachother and I am a whole different person now in soooooo many ways (thank you therapy). Its not a surprise that it's over, but we are stuck living together because... housing crisis.
I hate mysel; I am relieved that I feel more free to transition. He was only supportive, but I still held back for fear of upsetting him. I'm ready to be me. Plus upping my T means I'm horny all of the fucking time, so I'm just crying and masturbating.
Just venting. I don't really have friends and I don't want to vent to my boyfriend.

 

[Jacques1194]

Pansexuality makes me laugh every time it's brought up. Trannies want to be seen as the sex they're pretending to be, but instead of saying bisexual, so many say they're pansexual. By their own definitions, they aren't men or women if they identify as pansexual. Bisexual is male and female. Pansexual is the woke "other" category. This means they're not what they pretend to be, and instead are freaks in the woke, fake sexuality show.

From what I gathered, Pansexuality was something made up so it wouldn't be transphobic for people to deny nonbinaries or other gender special identities.Still, it makes 0 sense anyway since nobody is attracted to someone's inner feeling in the brain.How the fuck would someone even be sexually attracted to something that's a social construct?

 

[FATTESTCUNT 2.0]

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[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

Tax, an MtF realises that straight women don't call ourselves "power bottoms" or other terms referring to gay relationship dynamics.
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Double tax. It's kinda funny how they seem to all pretend the pills are magic but at the same time deep down they know how little the pills will change.
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You know, I bet his marriage wouldn't be "circling the drain" if he would stop indulging in his gross fetish and accept that he is a man. I decided to look through his profile and found he also moderates a trans foot fetish sub (r/TransFeet). Imagine marrying a man, everything seems alright for 25 years, and at the ripe age of 54 when you think you can enjoy the later end of life together and retire soon you get hit with that bomb. They probably have their finances and property tied up together and separating at that age has got to be an ordeal that would He made his account 5 years ago to post & view foot fetish porn and flirt young women posting their feet, so he has been doing gross stuff behind his wife's back for a while.

I don't know what's grosser the foot fetish or spending 25 years with some dude only to have him decide he wants to be me. I guess being a skinwalker is worse then the foot fetish, you'd think at 54 years old you would just be ready to settle in for the ride, you're married, established, etc. Watch in a few months he'll be posting the standard I came out as trans and my transphobe wife of 25 yrs left me! I was only wearing her underwear and stuff and asking our kids to call me mom. What a transphobe

. I'm an adult who's currently doing adult school and still am dependant on her

Then your not a adult, and wdf is adult school? Is that college or some weird school for retards?

. housing crisis.

Just because you can't afford rent doesn't make it a crisis, I see a lot of people call it a housing crisis on grifting threads. Just because you wont get a job and spend your money responsibly doesn't make things a crisis.

so I'm just crying and masturbating.

Just sitting around whacking one out while crying, totally normal. The stuff these people think is normal to share just goes beyond me. And if he was so upset that he's crying you'd think he wouldn't be in the mood to rub one out.

 

[iniuit basketball pro 420]

Double tax. It's kinda funny how they seem to all pretend the pills are magic but at the same time deep down they know how little the pills will change.

This shit is funny to me, because I've seen them go after detransitioners for this. "What, you actuslly believed hrt was going to fix everything? Fuck you, dumbass" when that is exactly what they believe and exactly what they tell you depressed/lonely/alienated young boys and girls to groom them

 

[goodgrief]

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[Rick The Stick]

And if he was so upset that he's crying you'd think he wouldn't be in the mood to rub one out.

It's a pooner. And she's not crying while masturbating, she's just a retard and phrased it weirdly. She's crying and sad because of breaking up, and then flipping to unbearably horny because she's upped her Test dosage.

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Golly Gee, I wonder why everyone still clocks you as a woman.

Your joke wasn't the only thing that's cringe. "My bitmoji is male and everything."

People who think the emoji they use is supposed to be representative of their self image is how you know how retarded they are. Like how niggers will always use black emoji, troons and poons will always use the ones that represent what they want to be. Also the person Lil pooner is talking about sounds based as fuck.

Of course the faggot doesn't understand women don't use faggot terms.

 

[The Gunt Whisperer]

Nothing like bed bugs and not showering to turn on potential partners. Bed bugs have got to be one of the most disgusting things you could get. And it doesn't take that much to get rid of them I hear.

Bedbugs are super easy to get. You can pick them up on transit, or at a movie theatre. If your neighbour is infested they can come through the walls of your apartment or condo.

They’re basically flightless mosquitos. Our blood is their food. It doesn’t matter how clean you are, they are equal opportunity.

And they can be a real bitch to get rid of. Multiple treatments weeks apart. Putting everything you own in plastic bags. Drying all your linens for an hour on high heat then bagging them.

It’s life-altering. It’s exhausting. And if you’re not careful you get reinfested and get to start all over. Because they can live for 18 months without blood. So unseal a bag with one live nymph and you end up infested again.

Only about half the population react to bites, so people can be infested and not know it.

 

[Super Guido]

Still, it makes 0 sense anyway since nobody is attracted to someone's inner feeling in the brain. How the fuck would someone even be sexually attracted to something that's a social construct?

It would probably be classified as a fetish since it's expressed via things like clothing and haircuts, rather than anything immutable. For a lot of these retards, 'gender' is a synonym for 'aesthetic', so they have a fetish for certain outfits.

 

[hufflemuff]

Bedbugs are super easy to get. You can pick them up on transit, or at a movie theatre. If your neighbour is infested they can come through the walls of your apartment or condo.

They’re basically flightless mosquitos. Our blood is their food. It doesn’t matter how clean you are, they are equal opportunity.

And they can be a real bitch to get rid of. Multiple treatments weeks apart. Putting everything you own in plastic bags. Drying all your linens for an hour on high heat then bagging them.

It’s life-altering. It’s exhausting. And if you’re not careful you get reinfested and get to start all over. Because they can live for 18 months without blood. So unseal a bag with one live nymph and you end up infested again.

Only about half the population react to bites, so people can be infested and not know it.

Daily reminder to myself to be very happy I don't live in the USA.

 

[countrybumpkin]

 

[Jacknife]

I see.

Heterosexual men and lesbians of Kiwifarms: there is a gun being held to the heads of these two animals. Do you go to town sexually on a normal male penis or a tranny stinkditch?

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I would kill the animals myself as I would rather see them dead than bow to troons.

 

[grimacefetishist]

Daily reminder to myself to be very happy I don't live in the USA.

You live in Antarctica?

 

[hufflemuff]

You live in Antarctica?

No, a first world country where that is literally not an issue. I have never met anyone in my entire life who had bed bugs.

 

[GenderCop]

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(Does anyone else unconsciously change their dopey tranny names to something more suitable?)

"women is a work of collective imagination" = I can't pass for shit, even when I close my eyes and wish upon a star... somebody invariably asks me, sir, do you want paper or plastic?

 

[Free the Pedos]

Daily reminder to myself to be very happy I don't live in the USA.

Do you think bedbugs don’t have passports or something?

 

[Your_deadname_here]

Based aunt doesn't affirm as expected... Mtf runs to hug box and cope ensues.
Cope

 

[Gondolindrim]

Tax, an MtF realises that straight women don't call ourselves "power bottoms" or other terms referring to gay relationship dynamics.
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You know, I bet his marriage wouldn't be "circling the drain" if he would stop indulging in his gross fetish and accept that he is a man. I decided to look through his profile and found he also moderates a trans foot fetish sub (r/TransFeet). Imagine marrying a man, everything seems alright for 25 years, and at the ripe age of 54 when you think you can enjoy the later end of life together and retire soon you get hit with that bomb. They probably have their finances and property tied up together and separating at that age has got to be an ordeal that would He made his account 5 years ago to post & view foot fetish porn and flirt young women posting their feet, so he has been doing gross stuff behind his wife's back for a while.

>Transwoman realizes that real women don't speak entirely in porn terms

 

[Your_deadname_here]

>Transwoman realizes that real women don't speak entirely in porn terms

Wait til he finds out Actual women don't have girl dicks. A sad day to commence presently.