Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

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The image shows a topless pooner, so I've used spoiler tags for it.

If you don't want to click the spoiler, it depicts a shirtless, nipple-less, zippertitted woman with the caption "when you finally get top surgery only for people to still perceive you as a woman." Notable traits of this individual include:
> Long hair
> Women's glasses
> Women's jewelry
> Girly tattoos
> Cropped picture can't hide fat woman butt

It's a real mystery why people still read her as a woman.

 

[cypocryphy]

From what I gathered, Pansexuality was something made up so it wouldn't be transphobic for people to deny nonbinaries or other gender special identities.Still, it makes 0 sense anyway since nobody is attracted to someone's inner feeling in the brain.How the fuck would someone even be sexually attracted to something that's a social construct?

Males weren't watching Baywatch because of how the female lifeguards identified.

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

Based aunt doesn't affirm as expected... Mtf runs to hug box and cope ensues.
Cope

Amazing responses by the Aunt. Sounds like a smart lady. Particularly the "you went around topless as a boy without any issue and if you felt like a girl back then, it would have been an issue"

 

[Geraldine]

Yet another almost getting it.
Unfortunately reaching out to Reddit.
Link Archive

No answers yet, but I predict none will say it means he is not trans.

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

Bedbugs are super easy to get. You can pick them up on transit, or at a movie theatre. If your neighbour is infested they can come through the walls of your apartment or condo.

They’re basically flightless mosquitos. Our blood is their food. It doesn’t matter how clean you are, they are equal opportunity.

And they can be a real bitch to get rid of. Multiple treatments weeks apart. Putting everything you own in plastic bags. Drying all your linens for an hour on high heat then bagging them.

It’s life-altering. It’s exhausting. And if you’re not careful you get reinfested and get to start all over. Because they can live for 18 months without blood. So unseal a bag with one live nymph and you end up infested again.

Only about half the population react to bites, so people can be infested and not know it.

Plus you could get them on vacation at a hotel and bring them back to your house, etc. I'm sure if you don't have a stable place to stay and are bouncing around from house to house or hotel to hotel it would be real easy to get them.

But I've noticed a lot of cows just seem to live with it and don't try to get rid of them. I assumed she was doing the same thing. I actually stayed at a hotel once that had them and got bit up, the next morning when I woke up and noticed I had the bites and shit I went and got a new place to stay. Luckily I never got infested w them and now I always check the edges of a motel bed before I get near it.

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But its totally not a sexual fetish.

No answers yet, but I predict none will say it means he is not trans.

I wonder why he wants it so badly if it feels unnatural and he looks ugly dressed as a girl, are they just gullible and easy to gaslight or something? He should take this to a shrink and not to the Reddit echo chamber for sure. Its kinda sad cuz this probably the start of the Reddit posts, After this post his transphobic wife will leave him w/ the kids, then he won't be able to find a mate, etc, etc we've seen it 100x before

Based aunt doesn't affirm as expected... Mtf runs to hug box and cope ensues.
Cope

That aunt had great points but the Reddit echo chamber is strong in denial

 

[WaifuMastodon_Subject10]

I think this one def counts as an L!

Also very meta, lol

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spending too much time on the internet watching a lot of Vivziepop and other shit causes this lol

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

 

[Your_deadname_here]

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What do people who do this want? I suppose some get off on the social recoil. You're hobbling yourself socially, and most of it is irreversible. Marking the face is becoming increasingly common. It completely breaks my head to see a beautiful woman with some fucked up bumbersticker scratched on her brow. This has to indicate some pathology is running amok. Put the troon in the mix and Jesus, the royal flush of degeneracy.

Inevitably, this all leads to these people playing king of troon hill. It's like what happened at that funeral in NYC. It turned into Ru Paul's quinceañera mitsva on molly. I hope Gen alpha flips this shit around being the equal and opposite reaction. There are just too many happenings currently and things are accelerating. We are all headed for the wall.

 

[Positron]

Here we see another thread where TIMs try to define woman.This time its "a work of collective imagination".View attachment 5774877

"Performativity Theory ..."being a woman means doing a subset of things that society has decided comprise womanhood."​

So if a man does things that society deems comprise doghood -- barking, howling, pissing at walls, sticking his tongue out -- has he literally become a dog?

I DETEST Judith Butler and you should too. "Doing womanly things" is an expectation, not definition, of being woman.

"We are so much a 'self-made' species...'"​

This is Sartrean bullshit. Even Sartre's contemporaries like de Beauvoir and Merleau-Ponty thought it is ridiculous.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

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Man this thing looks like a kid got ahold of a tattoo gun and doodled on it while talking on the phone or something, Its face is really weird looking, maybe face tattoos aren't such a smart idea lol. Wonder who is gonna hire this thing, that's gotta cut down on your potential job opportunities, its like locking you in min wage type jobs for te rest of your life

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For $100 you can take the Biden course of pimping and have all these "women" working for you

 

[Wallace]

Yet another almost getting it.
Unfortunately reaching out to Reddit.
Link Archive
View attachment 5776080No answers yet, but I predict none will say it means he is not trans.

When you eliminate the anxiety of what others will think you will be able to better judge how YOU feel. Now let us tell you how to feel!

 

[Otis Mallebrok]

Based aunt doesn't affirm as expected... Mtf runs to hug box and cope ensues.
Cope

Holy shit this aunt is based. She us printing out truths like the Gutenberg press. This is what it means to be actually kind: Tell people the uncomfortable truth that they need to hear, rather than the soothing lie they want to hear.

 

[hufflemuff]

Do you think bedbugs don’t have passports or something?

I think they have a passport for filthy countries like USA and India yeah.

 

[HahaYes]

You mean the woman in your basement mate?


L | A


L | A



L | A

 

[AMHOLIO]

I think they have a passport for filthy countries like USA and India yeah.

You can type any of the clean countries in the world and still get bedbug updates and warnings, you dumbass. This study has a map on some bedbug distributions.

 

[Susanna]

You can type any of the clean countries in the world and still get bedbug updates and warnings, you dumbass. This study has a map on some bedbug distributions.

The increased rate of bedbug infestations directly corresponds with increased legislation against pesticides. It's that simple. The dumber a country's politicians, the more bedbugs that country gets.

 

[monstrous bubo]

Well the most interesting thing about bedbugs is that they have complex gender identities

Ahem. Man in dress has life-saving treatment that totally works.


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Spoiler: maaaan, it’s like I’m dissolving

I'm having an existential crisis.

TRIGGER WARNING
Trigger warning tag for safety's sake. This is not a fun read. Nor was it easy to write.

I've been having some doubts. Not doubts of being transgender but deeper thoughts about who I really am. My HRT dosage just got doubled and it's about to get real real soon. I've had these questions before but recently they've been knocking at the door pretty much all the time now.

The face in the mirror is not me. I didn't realize it until recently that I've kinda always felt like a passenger in life. Going through the motions and trying to be something I'm not.

But who am I? What am I? All behavior is learned, right? If who I have been is an accumulation of learned behavior then what part of me is the real me? Strip away the behaviors and traits I've learned and imitated what is left? Is that me? Where is that line? Where does my imitation end and I begin? How do I live true to myself if I don't know who that is?

My path to discovery is clouded. I'm not sure anymore. Not sure I'm capable of finding out an even deeper truth. Or capable of handling it.

I'm trying to be strong but this is getting overwhelming.

”Tamsyn” is 55, has blown up his marriage, had a nervous breakdown, and been posting this type of insanity for a year. At no point does he seem to wonder if he is transitioning as a result of his obvious mental illness. And why should he?

 

[Doktor Grimm]

Not exactly an L but an interesting observation on how many in the straight trans girls subreddit crushing on their straight guy friends. It doesn't make much sense but I think they want to be treated like a girlfriend not a Twink.

This is the main internal conflict when it comes to HSTS trannies. They're exclusively attracted to men but really don't want to be gay for one reason or another (whether it be reduced dating prospects or a general distaste for fagkind), so they transition to relieve the dissonance. Before gender stuff became mainstream, it was established knowledge that most cases of adolescent "gender dysphoria" eventually resolved themselves as the child grew and adopted a homosexual identity without being groomed into chopping themselves up. Fancy that.

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This one is short and sweet. Horny closeted TIM texts a picture of his moobs to his girlfriend(?) in a crowded vehicle.

Spoiler: Text

I sent a pic of my boobs to my girlfriend, and a bunch of people saw...​

My gf was in the passenger seat of a car full of people, it was night, her phone was super bright when she opened my message and she replied "everyone saw that, I'm in a car full of people ffs." I'm not out to any of the people in the car with her and I'm kinda stressing.

 

[Candidate No 7]

This one is short and sweet. Horny closeted TIM texts a picture of his moobs to his girlfriend(?) in a crowded vehicle.

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Spoiler: Text

I sent a pic of my boobs to my girlfriend, and a bunch of people saw...​

My gf was in the passenger seat of a car full of people, it was night, her phone was super bright when she opened my message and she replied "everyone saw that, I'm in a car full of people ffs." I'm not out to any of the people in the car with her and I'm kinda stressing.

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