DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Lean In Ban]

god damn this retard should just drop Like a Dragon already

 

[Love Is Blue]

god damn this retard should just drop Like a Dragon already

dave should drop dead desu

 

[ATandTism]

god damn this retard should just drop Like a Dragon already

His narc ego keeps him clinging to the 'variety streamer' shtick.

I am loving the dent rebellion for more BG3 though. He -hates- that game despite the promised $100 per stream. Wish the tards would do this more, watching piggy dance to the whims of his speds is always a treat.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

Phil's obsession with making side content meaningful will always get a laugh at of me.

He doesn't understand what the word meaningful actually means.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Is there a reason why DSP didn't do a Helldivers 2 stream with Kat? That shit would've done so fucking well for him. 450,000 concurrent players on Steam and it's been the #1 top seller since launch. Why is Phil so dumb?

He knows the thumbnails people make would be this photoshopped to have him with his hat on as he touches Kat's head.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

god damn this retard should just drop Like a Dragon already

He should, but he won't. He'll stick to do it cause it "positive and meaningful and I want to play it."

A sane streamer would be streaming the hot new game (Helldivers 2) and playing shit he wants to play that no one wants to see in his spare time. But nope, not Phil!

 

[Balr0g]

Saw this on X and it made me chuckle: Phil tarot cards

 

[I Know 孤独のせい]

I still don't comprehend in what kind of bizzaro world Phil is living in. "The content is great, the graphics are great, the music is great" = Therefore people need to support the stream. None of those things are Phil's accomplishments Also love the bit from some Mario Maker stream at the end. No good/successful streamer constantly reminds people to support the stream.

 

[Arpharp8976Fire]

Saw this on X and it made me chuckle: Phil tarot cards

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Andy Warhol if he lived during the 2020s

 

[Balr0g]

I still don't comprehend in what kind of bizzaro world Phil is living in. "The content is great, the graphics are great, the music is great" = Therefore people need to support the stream. None of those things are Phil's accomplishments Also love the bit from some Mario Maker stream at the end. No good/successful streamer constantly reminds people to support the stream.

Phil still lives with the mindset "I enjoy the game, you like watching me enjoy the game and then you support it". Heck he did say it basically word for word a few years ago. The thing is he has made his khantent so stale to not give TIHYDP any more fodder his gaming kahntent is boring to watch (unless he gets his shit pushed in like that 2 hour boss fight stream he did with Elden Ring) He has more vciewers on his podcast because there he has to basically adlib and no one can give him any guide on what to actually say and in what tone so that is where the actual gold dust sleeps today.

 

[Hugh Keevins]

>baldurs gate gets released in August 2023
>too many RPGs in March 2024

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Phil still lives with the mindset "I enjoy the game, you like watching me enjoy the game and then you support it". Heck he did say it basically word for word a few years ago. The thing is he has made his khantent so stale to not give TIHYDP any more fodder his gaming kahntent is boring to watch (unless he gets his shit pushed in like that 2 hour boss fight stream he did with Elden Ring) He has more vciewers on his podcast because there he has to basically adlib and no one can give him any guide on what to actually say and in what tone so that is where the actual gold dust sleeps today.

Classic NarcSydePhil. It's all about him having fun being tipped. If he's not being tipped, the game sucks or isn't very good. I think Phil embellishes a bit when it comes to not liking BG3 in order to sucker in dents to throw money at him, but in reality, once those tips dry up, he'll drop BG3. I'm not denying that he hates the game (he does), but he'll tolerate it if it makes him money.

 

[Balr0g]

Just saw this and I am shaking my head. How can he make getting a new Pc to "upgrade" his streams sound so ardous? I mean what does he even need? Streamlabs, Software for the capture card and...what excactly? All the software programs could be downloaded separately, Streamlabs even stores your settings in the Cloud. Hooking up the capture device should be easy with today's hardware, might need a few tweaks he can easily do offline. And even if his Mic is old it should work. His webcam is relatively new so no problem there as well. But noooo he wants to be hoovehold even for setting up his OWN DAMN BUSINESS GEAR. Fuck me. I am an absolute amateuer and even I can get a new PC running for streaming in one or two hours at most (then again I am a PC gamer and streamer so what the fuck do I know right?)

Yeah I know getting the right parts is a thing but that's what the internet is for. Look for "Pc that can stream X" or something and voila

 

[Kane lives in death]

Best case scenario would be the dents forcing him to replay bg3.
We know the whales will never stop donating to him for attention, so at least they could be smart and force him to do shit he hates for their enjoyment(and ours).
Maybe the whales noticed they can do that and thats why they support bg3 really hard and dropped FF7 but i dont hold my breath on it. They are dents after all, not the smartest people on earth.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Just saw this and I am shaking my head. How can he make getting a new Pc to "upgrade" his streams sound so ardous? I mean what does he even need? Streamlabs, Software for the capture card and...what excactly? All the software programs could be downloaded separately, Streamlabs even stores your settings in the Cloud. Hooking up the capture device should be easy with today's hardware, might need a few tweaks he can easily do offline. And even if his Mic is old it should work. His webcam is relatively new so no problem there as well. But noooo he wants to be hoovehold even for setting up his OWN DAMN BUSINESS GEAR. Fuck me. I am an absolute amateuer and even I can get a new PC running for streaming in one or two hours at most (then again I am a PC gamer and streamer so what the fuck do I know right?)

Yeah I know getting the right parts is a thing but that's what the internet is for. Look for "Pc that can stream X" or something and voila

Should've taken Rich's offer when you had the chance, Phil.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

Just saw this and I am shaking my head. How can he make getting a new Pc to "upgrade" his streams sound so ardous? I mean what does he even need? Streamlabs, Software for the capture card and...what excactly? All the software programs could be downloaded separately, Streamlabs even stores your settings in the Cloud. Hooking up the capture device should be easy with today's hardware, might need a few tweaks he can easily do offline. And even if his Mic is old it should work. His webcam is relatively new so no problem there as well. But noooo he wants to be hoovehold even for setting up his OWN DAMN BUSINESS GEAR. Fuck me. I am an absolute amateuer and even I can get a new PC running for streaming in one or two hours at most (then again I am a PC gamer and streamer so what the fuck do I know right?)

Yeah I know getting the right parts is a thing but that's what the internet is for. Look for "Pc that can stream X" or something and voila

I think it was just about two years ago when Phil decided that he really needed a new PC because his old one was finally dying and he spent multiple prestream segments crowdsourcing computer parts and bloviating with incorrect assumptions about what kind of hardware upgrades he should want and need. He spent hours discussing it and then just never pulled the trigger, I forget what the excuse was, probably taxes or something. He was obviously hoping one of the dents would just buy it for him if he said exactly what he wanted.

 

[HorseSense]

Yoshimitsu can put away his swords and fight with his fists. Does that change the frame data on block?

That's a very good question. He actually cannot do the move at all with his swords sheathed. You just get a crouching jab instead. Perhaps accounting for some "My move didn't come out" moments? For reference, this is the move (gif from Tekken 6 though, lol):

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

Yoshimitsu can put away his swords and fight with his fists. Does that change the frame data on block?

The only thing that happens when you put your sword away is that it adds properties to his sword moves(it glows red during the move) and you can gain health. Like what @HorseSense said, you can't do certain moves and also some moves turn into some other shit like helicopter dragonfly makes you do a jumping squat.

He also has two little nigger daggers he uses that you can still use some moves even with it sheathed.
Here is Phil fucking up a combo(purposely?) to showcase some Yoshi nerf for his Flash move (where he puts his sword up vertically against his chest really fast).

Of course he's a fucking retard who doesn't put his sword away during the d+2,2 (hold back) when does use Flash, so the final sword hit doesn't get powered up in red and loses a lot of range.

 

[Free Jasper]

I sometimes think we get desensitised to Phils begging and sometimes I get these ‘moments of clarity’.

That daily wrap is fucking disgusting. The entire thing is just a tip audit and a warning to fans to do better.

That pig has no shame whatsoever.

 

[Hugh Keevins]

Classic NarcSydePhil. It's all about him having fun being tipped.

He does also have to enjoy/want to play a game or he will just call you stupid for suggesting it. His entire audience could be asking him to play a specific game and if he didn't want to he would call them all idiots.