Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[FinnSven]

Of course he wasn't told that, his books look like they were written by a fifth grader already.

To be fair they are such an incoherent mess, one couldn’t put a recommended reading age on them.

A five year old schoolchild proud that they can get through a Berenstain bears book and an 80 year old lifelong professor of literature would both be equally confused at the babbling pages of Patrick S Tomlinson.

 

[Law]

Law-kiwis: could Fatrick potentially face jail time over the lolsuit? If he's in debt from paying Quasi, and the city-wide Great Childing is an attempt to get some money to pay his debts?
This might've been discussed already, and just got lost among all the AI-generated Pig Court masterpieces and vagina fart jokes, this thread has been red hot lately.

 

[Tablet County]

A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BACON
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Piggy's never been told that because he doesn't fucking write because he's too fucking busy arguing with people online.

 

[Bill Evans 45]

He really does have a thing for getting men restrained face down.

 

[Judge Holden]

I don't face incarnation for any reason. Is this a typo, or is he considering himself to be a God now?

>the Milwaukee PD arrive to the Tomlinson half residence for the nineteenth time this week
>before they even knock on the door it flies open revealing fatrick
>he is standing naked but for a loincloth and mask fashioned out of a paper plate and painted gold, his corpulent body crudely painted grey with a paint roller
>sergeant evans is the first to speak
>"alright tubby, drop your legos and step out the..."
>WHAT A FOOL YOU ARE CHILD, I'M A GOD! HOW CAN YOU ARREST A GOD? WHAT A GRAND AND INTOXICATING INNOCENCE CHILD! HOW COULD YOU BE SO NAIVE? THERE IS NO ESCAPE, NO RECALL OR INTERVENTION CAN WORK IN THIS HALF-PLACE! COME! LAY DOWN YOUR WEAPONS! IT IS NOT TOO LATE FOR MY MERCY LITTLE BABY CHILD...

 

[Black Man Underwear]

>the Milwaukee PD arrive to the Tomlinson half residence for the nineteenth time this week
>before they even knock on the door it flies open revealing fatrick
>he is standing naked but for a loincloth and mask fashioned out of a paper plate and painted gold, his corpulent body crudely painted grey with a paint roller
>sergeant evans is the first to speak
>"alright tubby, drop your legos and step out the..."
>WHAT A FOOL YOU ARE CHILD, I'M A GOD! HOW CAN YOU ARREST A GOD? WHAT A GRAND AND INTOXICATING INNOCENCE CHILD! HOW COULD YOU BE SO NAIVE? THERE IS NO ESCAPE, NO RECALL OR INTERVENTION CAN WORK IN THIS HALF-PLACE! COME! LAY DOWN YOUR WEAPONS! IT IS NOT TOO LATE FOR MY MERCY...

>TASER TASER TASER
>AAAAAAA STALKER CHILD YOU WILL NOT TASE ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

[Thomas Talus]

Do lawyers have to take legal action to get outstanding monies owed should they be fired midway through a case by a client?
Or can a client just fire a lawyer and outstanding bills are just cancelled?

I am guessing that normally a lawyer can’t charge for time once the client says the words “You’re fired”, but they should reasonably bill for the time up to that second?

This is part of why lawyers ask for retainers, so there is money the lawyer can access to cover outstanding bills in the event of a breakdown of the attorney-client relationship.

There are claims that lawyers can pursue to collect on unpaid attorney fees, but it's often not a good idea to be known as the lawyer that sues former clients.

EDIT: Yeah he is straight up hogwild tonight
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Also the phrasing of this particular xeet feels....questionable

I presume he meant incarcerated. Because he's definitely incarnated, and getting more so all the time.

 

[Meat Target]

Law-kiwis: could Fatrick potentially face jail time over the lolsuit? If he's in debt from paying Quasi, and the city-wide Great Childing is an attempt to get some money to pay his debts?
This might've been discussed already, and just got lost among all the AI-generated Pig Court masterpieces and vagina fart jokes, this thread has been red hot lately.

Nah, not in itself. It's not illegal to be a fat faggot with bitchtits, and he hasn't reached Greer/Acerthorn/Melinda Scott levels of vexatious.

 

[Tablet County]

>the Milwaukee PD arrive to the Tomlinson half residence for the nineteenth time this week
>before they even knock on the door it flies open revealing fatrick
>he is standing naked but for a loincloth and mask fashioned out of a paper plate and painted gold, his corpulent body crudely painted grey with a paint roller
>sergeant evans is the first to speak
>"alright tubby, drop your legos and step out the..."
>WHAT A FOOL YOU ARE CHILD, I'M A GOD! HOW CAN YOU ARREST A GOD? WHAT A GRAND AND INTOXICATING INNOCENCE CHILD! HOW COULD YOU BE SO NAIVE? THERE IS NO ESCAPE, NO RECALL OR INTERVENTION CAN WORK IN THIS HALF-PLACE! COME! LAY DOWN YOUR WEAPONS! IT IS NOT TOO LATE FOR MY MERCY LITTLE BABY CHILD...

>COME, SERGEANT EVANS, STALKER OR CHILD, COME; COME AND LOOK UPON THE FAT AND MY V6 MUSTANG

 

[Judge Holden]

Nah, not in itself. It's not illegal to be a fat faggot with bitchtits, and he hasn't reached Greer/Acerthorn/Melinda Scott levels of vexatious.

Fuck my ass, imagine if he did go full yaniv with frivilous lawsuits......pretty fuckin sure it would kill half the users here through sheer cawntent overload

>COME, SERGEANT EVANS, STALKER OR CHILD, COME; COME AND LOOK UPON THE FAT AND MY V6 MUSTANG

And thus Piggoth Ur enters the Pat multiverse

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

My goodness, Patrick is just unbelievable and unstoppable! This is why Patrick is the greatest lolcow. I'm going to commit genocide if he doesn't win the Julay's this year. Hopefully the trial will be near the end of the year.

Let us look at the exact moment a new Patposter is born, and this one has 38000 twitter followers. Our user is expressing curiosity about the stealthygeek phenomenon.
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A few moments later.....
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0Hour was going through Twitter to find a bunch of CP accounts back in 2016 it then became known that she was banned for finding them and reporting them to the FBI. I'd like to think they actually did the legwork to find out about Patrick. Keep on oinking piggy. The normies are watching.

 

[Judge Holden]

0Hour was going through Twitter to find a bunch of CP accounts back in 2016 it then became known that she was banned for finding them and reporting them to the FBI. I'd like to think they actually did the legwork to find out about Patrick. Keep on oinking piggy. The normies are watching.

The fact someone who was wading through CP to try and hunt down pedoforks looks at fatrick and goes "the actual fuck is wrong with you?!" is just so perfect

 

[DumbDude43]

Law-kiwis: could Fatrick potentially face jail time over the lolsuit? If he's in debt from paying Quasi, and the city-wide Great Childing is an attempt to get some money to pay his debts?
This might've been discussed already, and just got lost among all the AI-generated Pig Court masterpieces and vagina fart jokes, this thread has been red hot lately.

you don't get thrown in jail for filing a frivolous lawsuit.
worst possible outcome for him is that he loses and gets ordered to pay the other sides legal fees (again)

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

The fact someone who was wading through CP to try and hunt down pedoforks looks at fatrick and goes "the actual fuck is wrong with you?!" is just so perfect

Yeah, read up on TwitterGate.

 

[Alabama Gamer]

What is the political dimension of SWATing Fatrick?

It was Antifa (antifatscist) that did it.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

My goodness, Patrick is just unbelievable and unstoppable! This is why Patrick is the greatest lolcow. I'm going to commit genocide if he doesn't win the Julay's this year. Hopefully the trial will be near the end of the year.

Fatrick may just be the one person in human history capable of breaking the modern leftist notion that you can't question someone's narrative just because they share your political ideas.

Truly inspirational.

 

[Ted Kaczynski]

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I couldn't help myself, those lyrics are just begging for a metalcore remix

 

[Black Man Underwear]

I couldn't help myself, those lyrics are just begging for a metalcore remix
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Death metal really hides its bugs well. I love it, it sounds real.

 

[Ted Kaczynski]

Death metal really hides its bugs well. I love it, it sounds real.

I tried making gothic doom metal but it just gave me europop :/

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Does this mean we’re getting all the police cam footage of all the calls???

Can't bodycam footage be FOIA'd? If so I would be shocked if a brotherman hasn't tried before.

Of course I know FOIA'ing doesn't mean you'll get 100% of what you request. In fact you usually don't unless the case is like 40 years old.