Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Dottle]

Nick is excited to tell us about the major changes coming. He won't ruin the surprise by telling us now though. We'll just have to wait, and wait.

 

[Fapcop]

I'll tell you what the other "narcolepsy" medication is... I think Rekieta is on an amphetamine-based stimulant like Dexedrine, Adderall, or Desoxyn.

Would fit very well with being a schedule II medication, so by law the doctor has to see him every six months.

Would also explain why he’s so vague about it. Unlike with his provision, I guess Nicks whiskey pickled brain realizes that him being on amphetamines are something the farms could have a lot of fun with.

 

[Sharpeteer]

I am unicorn among conservative Trump apparently? I still watch some of this stuff. After taxes I’ll probably rent the most recent Aquaman movie and watch it but *gasp* that evil witch Amber Heard might make an appearance. But I’ll likely enjoy the movie just like enjoyed The Marvels movie. I am who I am and I enjoy what I enjoy and these people on YT come across as incredibly miserable people. I watch this stuff and foe a little bit I forget about my medical bills and whether I can make rent on time. Stuff I guess they never need a distraction from.

JFC. EVERY-thing you post is retarded.

 

[Fapcop]

JFC. EVERY-thing you post is retarded.

His taste in movies sure is.

“Please serve me a great heap of goyslop kind sir! The Marvels? Sounds great! I’ll take two 20$ tickets for the extra ultra 3DMatic seats!”

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

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Stop double-posting. Someone made a picture guide for you ITT and you still refuse to use the quote feature.

PSA:

Where will you be when Kiwifarms strikes? It could happen to you, your loved ones, even your friends, and all it takes is a single thread, to ruin lives. For just 5 cents a day, you can donate to the booze fund of poor souls like Nicholas Rekieta, a man so ass blasted by the Internet, that he physically castrated himself out of shame. Remember, all it takes is one shitpost, to become a stalker child for life.

 

[Sam Losco]

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I blame @Balldo's Gate.

 

[Nate Higgers]

Have you ever been around any one who had taught little kids for years? Like a ten year veteran kindergarten teacher? It permanently alters their facial expressions and voice. Little kids rely heavily on facial expressions so teachers are trained to be very expressive and use exaggerated expressions. Voice must always be happy or soothing. Watch any YT videos adults make for the under 7 set. I’ve always wondered how kindergarten teachers manage in the adult world with their affectations.

You’ve managed to put into words exactly and specifically why I really dislike working on jobs at grade schools.

It’s this kind of saccharine overly-“fake nice” attitude they can’t “switch off” when they talk to anyone else in their same age/peer group and it really irritates me.

 

[Captain Manning]

Thinking about Chudbuds Claire, now that it's coming up to the one year anniversary of the hack. She may have lost the battle but in the long run Rekieta has won the war. Hope wherever she is, she's laughing at the Mandy shit and the hot tub Locals streams.

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I am assuming you mean she suffered a setback, but will have the last laugh. The only thing Rekieta has won is a race to the bottom of the cesspool. One of the steepest descents ever documented on this website.

Rekieta took great pleasure in Claire being a victim of actual crimes against both her and her family. All because she made fun of him and put on a nun costume. Total sociopathic behavior.

Now look at the absolute state of him.

 

[WelperHelper99]

tell you what the other "narcolepsy" medication is... I think Rekieta is on an amphetamine-based stimulant like Dexedrine, Adderall, or Desoxyn.

It absolutely fits with the evidence.

• visibly grinding his teeth like a speed freak
• inconsistent & unreliable behavior
• strange & unusual movements
• acting jumpy and paranoid
• awake at all hours of the night
• barely sleeps
• appetite suppression / doesn't eat at all
• extremely greasy and sweaty from the drugs
• drinks large amounts of liquor without fatigue
• talks fast, and doesn't make sense

That's why he is awake at all hours of the night despite drinking entire handles of liquor.

I'm telling you - I know what a man abusing amphetamine-based stimulants looks like. I've seen it before.

Nick Rekieta absolutely looks like a drunk abusing Dexedrine or Adderall.

This also explains why everyone says it looks like he's using meth.

I'm on Adderall. I do have the grinding teeth thing... when I'm off it. It begs the question, is he burning through his stash the moment he refills? He shouldn't be having ALL these symptoms. This feels more like withdrawal than anything.

 

[huecoffs02]

abusing Dexedrine

abusing Drexdeline* along with our wife, probably.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

abusing Drexdeline* along with our wife, probably.

Dexedrine is the good stuff. Dextroamphetamine is the generic name. I don't think it's prescribed much any more for ADD.

[EDIT: Oh I get it now. Jokes!]

 

[huecoffs02]

Dexedrine is the good stuff. Dextroamphetamine is the generic name. I don't think it's prescribed much any more for ADD.

I was trying to make a joke about Drex fucking them both, sorry lol

 

[ShinyStar]

Is this a confirmed story or speculation?

I agree Rumble has no reason to be happy with his performance, but they have been buttoned up about their response. The only message they might have given is not featuring him as much on the front page ans dragging out negotiations

That is 1000% confirmed fact information that everyone on the internet has been saying forever. I mean, Daddy Jim's said it. On one of his streams somewhere. I could look for the clip, but I'm so 10,000% sure, that I'm not going to bother pulling up the easy to find proof. If Nick doesn't like me sharing these facts, he can sue me!*


I stand by everything I just said 1,000,000%, and reserve the right to throw a 'probably' in there at any point in the future if I feel like it.

There is 0 chance that he got a clean bill of health from the doctor given his prescriptions, copious alcohol content, his starvation diet, his poor junk food eating, poor sleep schedule, and more.

There are signs of something and the doctors are worried--even if they do not confront him about it

I don't imagine he's been honest with his doctor about his diet or alcohol consumption. I'm sure if the subject came up, he said that he drinks responsibly, and not that often. He's only going to tell the doctor a) things that will get him the drugs he wants and b) things that make him look good.

 

[HostilePustule]

I don't imagine he's been honest with his doctor about his diet or alcohol consumption. I'm sure if the subject came up, he said that he drinks responsibly, and not that often. He's only going to tell the doctor a) things that will get him the drugs he wants and b) things that make him look good.

I kind of imagine any doctor would be able to determine Nick's dishonesty about his alcohol consumption simply by the smell of his breath.

 

[AnOminous]

Would also explain why he’s so vague about it. Unlike with his provision, I guess Nicks whiskey pickled brain realizes that him being on amphetamines are something the farms could have a lot of fun with.

We don't really need to see his prescription to witness his ghoulish twitching.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Comicsgate has recently undergone a re-branding as part of its alliance with Dick & Vito.

So now it's some sort of pedo movement. Got it.

"YOU'RE LITERALLY MARVEL!!!"
- Nick Rekieta

I have no idea what that's supposed to mean.

She may have lost the battle but in the long run Rekieta has won the war.

You fucked this part up.

honest question, what does he think he is offering to viewers if not law contnet?

Himself. He thinks he is the draw and his oh so relatable trust fund lifestyle.

 

[Neetorino]

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If this is in reference to Nick, and the only other option I can imagine is Vito who we already knew reads his, then maybe a certain fresh meat to show up actually is Nick. If so, that's just pathetic. For someone so not assmad about having a thread he sure is letting it dictate his life. How many other cows have entered their threads, either under their own name or via poor stealth? I know ShortFatOtaku has an account and cringeposted in his own and LillithLovett's threads, are there any others?

Edit:

I still watch some of this stuff.

Hey real quick, what's your opinion of American Beauty? Do you also think that our hero should've fucked the teenager at the end?

 

[genericwhitemale]

You fucked this part up.

Whoops, retard moment. Thanks for letting me know, I fixed it now.

 

[Day Walker]

I kind of imagine any doctor would be able to determine Nick's dishonesty about his alcohol consumption simply by the smell of his breath.

Forget breath, he’s drinking so much it’ll be coming out of every pore.

 

[Captain Manning]

I haven't been following Andrew much because IDGAF about vtubers, but he's straight up spitting facts in this clip:

I guess Nick's loss really is becoming Andrew's education and gain.

Thanks @elb.

"YOU'RE LITERALLY MARVEL!!!"
- Nick Rekieta

I have no idea what that's supposed to mean.

It was something Nick said as part of one of his rants against Eric July.

He is implying that Rippaverse is no better than Marvel Comics. A position also adopted, and likely originating from, EVS's camp. It is meant to associate Eric July with all that is bad for comic books. To cast him as the big bad.

It's utterly idiotic. Spare yourself the trouble, and don't even try to make sense of it. Nobody else seemingly can.