Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[HostilePustule]

He hasn't stated that he has a new contract, even though he dunked on KF months ago after saying he got a message from Rumble saying they wanted to negotiate (not even that they agreed a new deal).

Nick and Rumble at the negotiating table:

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

Nick and Rumble at the negotiating table:
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How many late night shower calls do you think the CEO of Rumble gets? "Now I know you've seen my channel statistics, but you're misinterpreting the 25 dollars I make a night. It's okay if you believe it, but I just want to make it clear that I'm not a washed up loser."

 

[Kheapathic]

If you stated you had narcolepsy, I could only assume it'd be that much easier.

If it's properly documented in your records, they practically throw it at you / ask if you want it, no coy games. I'm sure plenty of pill pushing doctors have no problem doing it; but if you have a receipt saying you've been properly tested and diagnosed, you don't even need to say "I have a hard time staying awake at my desk job." And if Rackets did go through the sleep study + nap test like he claims and he's got it written down, literally no problem getting a prescription.

Source: Am Narcoleptic, and even the VA has no problem giving me Baby Meth.

That being said, I wouldn't be surprised if he's abusing his meds. The way he claims his schedule is where he micro naps between drunk driving his family everywhere and shit; he's doing other shit besides some basic fucking Adderall.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

To be clear, my assumption is that if he did get a Rumble "pity contract" (as I have been calling it), it would be akin to a severance agreement. The contract would be "don't say bad stuff about us and keep streaming on Rumble, and we will give you a few extra bucks." So far, he has not said anything bad about Rumble Inc. yet, but the year is young.

As we know, Nick Rekieta is one who is interested in slandering people he doesn't like, so I assume it's worth a few thousand bucks to make him happy about getting fired and make his liability a lot more significant for that slander.

I hope so. Nick is a free speech warrior boldly protecting the right to accuse random people he doesn't like of raping little boys. That case has been the best thing ever for his wallet and bank account and this social media expert has made a million bucks getting sued. He's gonna make a million dollars more if Rumble sues him too! Nothing says champion of free speech like defending the right to disparage the man after you sign a contract saying you can't!

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

If balldo wants to go full coomer, it'd be nice if he was at least inventive about it. But no, he does the stereotypical boomer swing thing, becomes a cuck (allegedly), and straps something to his nuts.

Be inventive, push the boundaries. C'mon, do something.

 

[Annealing Crater]

How many (fake) diagnoses does this family have at this point. Heat allergy, narcolepsy, ODD, BPD, depression and anxiety, sleep apnea (not the fat people kind), porn addiction, alcohol addiction, anorexia, race dysmorphia, AIDS, night terrors. They need to be isolated and contained so it doesn't spread.

 

[Swole McPole]

Imagine finding out that your education was paid for by cucks and swingers, and realizing your deadbeat dad was blacking Lady Rackets instead of providing for your family.

"Each bid doesn’t just get you a masterpiece for your abode but also lets you plant your seed in one of Negril’s blossoming youth courtesy of the Hedonism II Sex Trafficking Foundation."

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

If balldo wants to go full coomer, it'd be nice if he was at least inventive about it. But no, he does the stereotypical boomer swing thing, becomes a cuck (allegedly), and straps something to his nuts.

Be inventive, push the boundaries. C'mon, do something.

There's nothing innovative about regressing to your most base, animalistic impulses, in order to get a kick out of being an unabashedly sinful prick. Nick is funny enough as is, if he were to get any worse, who knows what disgusting, depraved shit he would get up to, and that sort of stuff spoils the fun of laughing at this arrogant, stubborn cunt.

 

[trash cat]

Okay I was going to criticize you for posting that without a clip or timestamp but I went to a random spot on the VOD and it was right there.

Here's an example from where NIck has to be told that his lawyer was attending in person (he didn't think Randazza was there and didn't even recognize him on the video)

What's going on with Nick's jaw?

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I can tell you exactly what is wrong with Rekieta's jaw.

I don't have the clip, FOUND IT!!! It was from Elissa clips. I extracted the section.

Rekieta says that he is now taking at least two narcolepsy medications. (Clip)

Source: Skinny Nick's Clean Bill of Health (Feb 20th, 2024) - Elissa clips

For his totally real narcolepsy, guys.

Given that we know he already takes Provigil (an orexin stimulant), what could the other medication be?

There is not a long list of narcolepsy medicines.

I'll tell you what the other "narcolepsy" medication is... I think Rekieta is on an amphetamine-based stimulant like Dexedrine, Adderall, or Desoxyn.

It absolutely fits with the evidence.

• visibly grinding his teeth like a speed freak
• inconsistent & unreliable behavior
• strange & unusual movements
• acting jumpy and paranoid
• awake at all hours of the night
• barely sleeps
• appetite suppression / doesn't eat at all
• extremely greasy and sweaty from the drugs
• drinks large amounts of liquor without fatigue
• talks fast, and doesn't make sense

That's why he is awake at all hours of the night despite drinking entire handles of liquor.

I'm telling you - I know what a man abusing amphetamine-based stimulants looks like. I've seen it before.

Nick Rekieta absolutely looks like a drunk abusing Dexedrine or Adderall.

This also explains why everyone says it looks like he's using meth.

 

[LiquidKid]

I popped into the stream briefly last night and caught this in chat

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I fucking hate his “probably cope.” Especially because he knows everyone on the planet knows it’s not “fuzzy.” There is exactly a -100% chance Randazza didn’t watch the entire clip, and there’s a -100% chance Nick hasn’t seen the clip.

Yes, it’s true, he does say “probably” in the clip. But he doesn’t say it during the little boy cock. He says it after with “and you should probably be shot. Sue me bitch.” I don’t know who the hell he’s trying to fool. It would honestly be better if he just said nothing at all to any of the comments about the matter.

I actually have a question. Nick has stated many times that the suit lists that both sides agree to what Nick said, and Nick has said they he agrees with what he said. But he never repeats it and constantly lies about it. Would him agreeing on paper by openly and publicly disagreeing cause issues for his lawsuit?

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

"Each bid doesn’t just get you a masterpiece for your abode but also lets you plant your seed in one of Negril’s blossoming youth courtesy of the Hedonism II Sex Trafficking Foundation."

Pretty sure Hedonism II is about Negril's youth planting their seed in your wife

 

[Moss Monster]

I am not transmogrifying into a stone troll as a result of my actions within a Kafkaesque waking nightmare, John. I hope you enjoy your million bridge tolls, John.

 

[waffle]

No-contract Nick, doing pills in the basement coping about how he's gonna make a better show with hookers and blackjack. How long until he's over on kick doing crack and gamba streams with BMJ and company. He should reach out to Juilan (that's the kick guy, right?) while his content is still unique.

 

[ShinyStar]

All those times that Nick went on about his channel never having been a law channel were because his Rumble rep had reached out and asked when he was going to start covering a trial, imo. He told them he wasn't a law channel enough times that they finally backed off on that particular issue and suggested that if he wasn't a law channel, then he'd probably have more success doing the Trump/guns content that he clearly hated and had no other discernable reason to get into.

But, hey, a guy has to talk about what he's interested in to have an interesting show, and at this point there's only one thing Nick is interested in - himself.

So he'll have some sporadic shows (there isn't a clear ground between 'predictable' and 'flexible and spontaneous' like Nick wants to imagine there is) where he copes and seethes about whatever is under his skin for the day, and interview streams with porn stars and pimps and washed up e-thots, and we'll get to see how much the world truly loves this media genius when we finally get him unfiltered.

 

[ChadBrazilian]

Rekieta is not only losing the grift wars; but he is losing in his own turf, the weeb shit. There is a bunch of vtuber legal drama going on that is easy money; but he is not capitalising at all.

Legal Mindset is doing a livestream right now; and it's a flood of orange and red superchats by weebs.

 

[genericwhitemale]

Thinking about Chudbuds Claire, now that it's coming up to the one year anniversary of the hack. She may have lost the battle but in the long run she has won the war. Hope wherever she is, she's laughing at the Mandy shit and the hot tub Locals streams.

 

[Associate Rick]

I am curious to see what he does and how motivated he is. If he actually puts in effort and maintains some consistency with a new format or slate of content, that will tell me how much he knows he fucked up. If nothing comes of it, this is just another broken promise and Nick will continue to stagnate as he is now.

I think I know the direction he's going to take.

 

[Retink Retunk]

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I am not transmogrifying into a stone troll as a result of my actions within a Kafkaesque waking nightmare, John. I hope you enjoy your million bridge tolls, John.

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Hey now, that troll is too sober to be Balldo.

 

[DumbDude43]

honest question, what does he think he is offering to viewers if not law contnet?
he's only ever been two things: there's nick the lawyer, and there's nick the lolcow. he wants to retire the lawyer persona, and he is very unhappy with the lolcow persona (bitching about kf and chat and null all the time)
so what is it going to be? i genuinely don't get what his plan is moving forward.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Rekieta really is a Greek comedy. I bet his rise and fall could easily be done in the classic style, complete with masks and minimalist props.