Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[prolapsed_cranium]

That base plate is huge! Lego released a creator set a couple years back that is great for parts. A creator 3 in 1 one for 100 dollars. They also did a Lion Knight one a few years back that looks great but its pricy.

We're all a bit 'tistic. My 'tism makes me build stuff.

No wonder he doesn't sleep. He's worried she will murder him in his sleep.

The Royal Knights series had a MASSIVE base plate back in the mid-90s.

 

[LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2]

How is he going to "spice things up?" More faggotry? More cuckoldry? More coom? What the fuck is this gurning faggot even talking about?

I am betting my left nut that he'll eventually release some kind of sex tape out online. With the way things are going there is way too much interest for him not to do it.

 

[TheLastJoestar]

Rackets is definitely blaming Rumble & the terms of his old contract for his lack of success atm. Sounds like he’s planning something really gay, sort of like a typical sektur denizen who has an “amazing gay op,” prepared, thinking he’ll “totally pwn his haterz,” type of bullshit that in actuality, no one, not even the faggots who helped come up with it, will be impressed by. His big plans probably include whining & seething drunkenly about Kiwi Farms, doing whatever Daxipad wants, & continuing to sink to the bottom of the barrel. At least he escaped the horrible, dreadful, harmful, effects of having a disastrous, six-figure plus, deal with Rumble to stream at least 3-4 days a week. Yup, talk about slave drivers hamstringing a guy. They even wanted him to push a fuckin’ button to switch from YouTube to Rumble. Well, now he’s free to wear a wife beater in peace as he sits in a chair in the corner.

If I were Rumble and some dude I contracted with went from thousands of dollars in chats a night to

1. Dismissing his job and blowing off work and his fans
2. Telling his fans not to watch
3. Swearing the show "Lawsplaining the interwebz by Nick Rekieta of Rekieta Law: a small law firm in Minnesota" isn't a Law show
4. And then barely making 100 a night in the span of about a year,

...I wouldn't just stop at never renegotiating a contract. If I didn't superman leap across the table to strangle that stupid nigga I would actively go out of my way to ban that dipshit from my platform permanently and put a black list on him so no other platform suffers the same fate. Especially because as an upstart trying to compete with major streaming platforms he just dicked off with my money.

I'm privy to some secret behind the scenes production nightmares with awful personalities - Think Tommy Wiseau Disaster artist type stuff, And Nick somehow takes the cake even on that...

If Nick DID get a contract from Rumble (Which I'm 100% sure he didn't) it would have had to come after giving Robert Barnes the sloppiest-toppiest-blowjob imaginable + a few nights of hour-long back-shots from Lady Rackets while Nick's forced to sit and watch in the corner repeating "I'm a stupid ham sandwich" to call in that kind of favor.

We all know he'd jump at that opportunity if Barnes was black

 

[WelperHelper99]

was a "Young Families Group" or something like that for parents to go to which he was invited to.

He complained about how NOBODY in his local area can understand him because you can't unless you're also a big streamer. He also implied that he may have been pressed about all the information about him available online, but he expertly handled the situation by pointing out how unreliable online rumors are and they 100% believed him.

It's hard to understand what exactly happened because of his new speaking style of speaking vaguely in circles and often mixing hypotheticals and things that actually happened.

Nick's complaints around the same time about how Scandinavians are so judgemental and care more about perceptions than actions also suggest he got pressed with something.

By "Scandinavians" he means normie ass white people. Bro... you mean they asked you what a balldo was. No shit they would judge you. Team white bread doesn't have many standards, but in a church setting, the balldo I reckon crosses a few. Also hedonism or something

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I will add another possibility: Rumble's pity contract is essentially an equivalent to a "youtube partner" deal where he gets a slightly bigger share of the superchats and ad revenue (lol) on the platform, but is not acting as a brand ambassador the way he normally would. This would be a great way for him to save face and own the Farms, but I would not count it as "having a Rumble contract." The Rumble contract was about promoting Rumble/Locals by doing certain things (the flip, the mandatory streams, etc.), and I really doubt that Nick is getting another one of those given everything he has said.

For the would-be youtubers trying to learn from Nick - don't ever take one of these exclusivity deals with only a 1-year term. Lock in at least 4 years (see the Daily Wire contract) so you can actually cash out when you are cashing out your reputation.

did he get a shittier contract or no contract? if the contract was renewed I expect Rekieta to just say it very smugly and then do a kitchen stream again saying "I won kiwifaaaags".
So it kinda looks like he lost the contract and is trying to spin it as a good thing?

"I don't want to be locked in a schedule"
bitch you don't have a schedule, you barely even stream and cancel most of the week

I think maybe Nick got some small compensation with the agreement he did not have to stream to YouTube or do LOCALS aftershows. That is a very big maybe, but I could see him spinning this cope as a massive W. Rumble gets rid of Nick, and Nick gets to do fuck all if he wants.

Ehhh.... Not sure about that. He cant' really afford to drop YouTube. That's where the super chats are at. It would be a galaxy brained move to move to Rumble only. Their numbers are sus as fuck.

I think Nick truly believes the Rumble numbers--or very badly wants to. I do not think he understands why he made money previously and why he is not able to do so now.

He also evidenced pretty strong bitterness towards Rumble/Locals for foisting the post-stream Locals on him. We may have a new candidate for who Nick blames for having ruined Nick's Locals other than Cynthia or @Himedall All-seeing Waifu: Locals itself.

Tying this into the above response, Nick will never admit or conceive that HE might be the problem getting in the way of his own success.

Nick now sounds like Vic Mignona. But this time I don't think just the pants are gay.

Nick on HRT or something? Lol. Recovering from a cold wont make you sound like a nuclear faggot.

The consistently scratchy voice and excessive vocal fry is very gay. He sounds like Fran Drescher.

It's there on the Vince McMahon Complaint stream, from Feb 2, 2024.
It's gone on the Vince McMahon Complaint Part 2 stream, from Feb 3, 2024.

Edit: He picked it up during the Vince McMahon Complaint stream, from Feb 2, 2024 and put it on the floor. About an hour and 46 minutes in.

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That is a cursed GIF. (However you think I pronounced it, I did it the opposite way just to anger you. It is GIF.)

Speaking of, I am wondering how his Locals is gonna take what he said. Based on his spiel about how he hated having to do LOCALS content, all signs point to him giving them ever LESS content now.

If they were upset before, they must be furious now.

Isn't LOCALS subs done in one year block increments? Can they get refunds?

It is monthly, but the yearly subscription nets you 2 months free.

considering how bad the pressure will be getting on him this month i bet Nick will somehow manage to stop streaming enough to barely hit 2k.

How will the children afford their snacks!?

 

[I don't say the N-Word]

How is he going to "spice things up?" More faggotry? More cuckoldry? More coom? What the fuck is this gurning faggot even talking about?

"Spice" is a euphemism for HIV. "Spice things up" means he's going to bugchase new variants.

 

[Strix454]

I think his doctor tries to get him to take modafinial, but that just irritated him but he has to put up with it to keep getting the good stuff.

He was abusing modafinial in other ways. He was using it combined with alcohol and talked about taking it when he was getting ready to go to sleep. People take it when they wake up to stay awake. I think he was using it to increase the effect of the his drinking or to go to sleep by passing out.

But I would agree that he probably originally was given it because they wouldn't give him the other stuff.

 

[Sharpeteer]

My gift to all of you kiwis. Editing is not the best (new at editing video), but I had to do it.

I don't have any "great" pictures of MAN-dy, so I worked with what I had.

Enjoy.

 

[AnOminous]

Nick's complaints around the same time about how Scandinavians are so judgemental and care more about perceptions than actions also suggest he got pressed with something.

It's also so specific you know he was called out in person by people of that ethnicity. Imagine this faggot in person being called out on his degeneracy. Imagine his seething, his coping, his inability to face up as a man to his duties as a man.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

How will the children afford their snacks!?

Nick unironically can just apply for food stamps at this point.

 

[feral cat #6385]

My gift to all of you kiwis. Editing is not the best (new at editing video), but I had to do it.

Enjoy.

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A picture of man D should be superimposed over shimi not a kiwi. That would make more sense and make it flow better. Since that would make the kiwis responsible for "killing" man D.

 

[Sharpeteer]

A picture of man D should be superimposed over shimi not a kiwi. That would make more sense and make it flow better.

Dammit. You're right. Hold on.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

REKIETA'S JAW UNLEASHED!

I reviewed Nick's coverage of oral arguments in his appeal and did my best to cut out parts where Nick had paused the stream to say something or otherwise was actively talking for a prolonged period, or had gone to the bathroom.

I have sped most of this video up by 4x, so it represents 35ish minutes of actual video cut from Rekieta's Thursday night stream, taken from 42 minutes into the stream until the end of the segment (2 hours 22 minutes)

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

Does anyone know if this little fella does the aderall? The kids love it these days, and we all know important productivity is to a guy like this

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Does anyone know if this little fella does the aderall? The kids love it these days, and we all know important productivity is to a guy like this

He claimed that they put him on it before modafinil for narcolepsy, and it made his heart race and he 'wanted to murder people'. It got so bad that he had to tell his wife to take their infant child out of his hands, and the GP switched him off of it when told about this and his family history of cardiac issues.

 

[Poop Shoot]

Now to the real question: How is this Kiwi Farm’s fault?

 

[Sharpeteer]

A picture of man D should be superimposed over shimi not a kiwi. That would make more sense and make it flow better. Since that would make the kiwis responsible for "killing" man D.

Fixed. I don't know how I didn't think of that. Thanks for the suggestion. Re-edited the clip and updated my post.

My gift to all of you kiwis. Editing is not the best (new at editing video), but I had to do it.

I don't have any "great" pictures of MAN-dy, so I worked with what I had.

Enjoy.

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[feral cat #6385]

Dammit. You're right. Hold on.

That's great! Well done.

For bonus points add the dog avatar thing Null uses over the sandperson dog creature. That would be the cherry on the top.

 

[Owlbear]

If I were Rumble and some dude I contracted with went from thousands of dollars in chats a night to

1. Dismissing his job and blowing off work and his fans
2. Telling his fans not to watch
3. Swearing the show "Lawsplaining the interwebz by Nick Rekieta of Rekieta Law: a small law firm in Minnesota" isn't a Law show
4. And then barely making 100 a night in the span of about a year,

...I wouldn't just stop at never renegotiating a contract. If I didn't superman leap across the table to strangle that stupid nigga I would actively go out of my way to ban that dipshit from my platform permanently and put a black list on him so no other platform suffers the same fate. Especially because as an upstart trying to compete with major streaming platforms he just dicked off with my money.

To be clear, my assumption is that if he did get a Rumble "pity contract" (as I have been calling it), it would be akin to a severance agreement. The contract would be "don't say bad stuff about us and keep streaming on Rumble, and we will give you a few extra bucks." So far, he has not said anything bad about Rumble Inc. yet, but the year is young.

As we know, Nick Rekieta is one who is interested in slandering people he doesn't like, so I assume it's worth a few thousand bucks to make him happy about getting fired and make his liability a lot more significant for that slander.

 

[Space Pope]

Does anyone know if this little fella does the aderall?

He claimed that they put him on it before modafinil for narcolepsy, and it made his heart race and he 'wanted to murder people'. It got so bad that he had to tell his wife to take their infant child out of his hands, and the GP switched him off of it when told about this and his family history of cardiac issues.

Edit: I was wrong and he has stories of getting violent and homicidal on both Adderall and Nuvigil / armodafinil. No wonder he's such an angry spiteful faggot, every time he takes his modafinil he's probably having to hold back from killing all those innocent animals.

Thanks for pointing that out. I dug around a bit more and noticed that on the Chrismas eve stream 2022 he mentions being "on the brink of murder" on Nuvigil, which he had for a week. After that, Dani talks about how she became psychopathic on Adderall.