Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 16.3%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.0%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 95 24.9%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 65 17.1%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 155 40.7%

  • Total voters
    381
There was an interesting observation on Youtube on one of the elissa videos:

(SimoneSays33)

Notice how his green Rumble trophy is no longer behind him. That's the reason he was MIA with a fake fever because Nick got rightfully dumped. He's also no longer monetized on Rumble. When you click on his videos now, the ads that were popping up (Trump coin and the bear jacket) are gone.
I still got ads
 
I just think he just moved his chair a bit. Unless this isn't the rumble thing. That is capture from last nights stream.
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It's there on the Vince McMahon Complaint stream, from Feb 2, 2024.
It's gone on the Vince McMahon Complaint Part 2 stream, from Feb 3, 2024.

Edit: He picked it up during the Vince McMahon Complaint stream, from Feb 2, 2024 and put it on the floor. About an hour and 46 minutes in.

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I haven't done any captures of his rants but in terms of views he is matching Nick. Mersh is getting 30-150k and Nick 40-150k with an out outlier here or there for both. Mind you Mersh has 46k followers and Nick has 159k.
That's just embarrassing. There's no way you can positively spin getting as many, much less less, views than Mersh. Not for somebody who once had the stature of Nick. Mersh is absolute gutter content.

And now so is Nick.

And not to sound like a broken record, but Mersh pulling those numbers only reinforces my view that Rumble cooks the numbers. If it were just Nick, that would be sussy enough, but Nick and Mersh?. GTFO.

There was an interesting observation on Youtube on one of the elissa videos:

(SimoneSays33)

Notice how his green Rumble trophy is no longer behind him. That's the reason he was MIA with a fake fever because Nick got rightfully dumped. He's also no longer monetized on Rumble. When you click on his videos now, the ads that were popping up (Trump coin and the bear jacket) are gone.
Interesting observation, indeed.

EDIT: Typos and clarification.
 
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I like how I make a joke about Rackets experimenting with the logistics of how three men can fuck each other in the ass at the same time and then it comes out that Rackets wants to make his show about "exploring masculinity"

This must be how Null feels when he says that he is the unmoved mover.
You are far from the only person to suggest Nick is an AIDS riddled faggot. Humble yourself, stalker child.
Masculinity Jack Murphy style.
69 proof for 69!
This needs to get wall of texted:
This right here is what's wrong with Nick's content. He talked and talked and talked and talked and said absolutely fucking nothing. Drunkenly repeating the same point a thousand different times in slightly different ways is not good content. All that shit could be summed up in two sentences:

"I no longer have to do Locals streams after the show. Because I've got more editorial freedom now, I'm going to spice things up."

I still got ads
Get an ad blocker like a proper Kiwi.
 
Is he really blaming Rumble / "other people" for the decline of his show? He expects us to believe that Rumble wanted him to go full coomer / dive into alcoholism? Surely, he can back this up. Could you imagine the shockwave it'd send if he pulled out his old contract or communication and it states "talk about men and women, go to hedonism, drink MORE ".

Oh, no, he's blaming them for the law content, isn't he? He wants to return to his perceived height where he talked about cooming, had old thots post saggy tits in his chat, where he drank and was merry. He KNOWS no one wants law content, they want coom content.

I don't know about you guys, but I'm kind of excited. I can't wait to see how this pans out. Probably with a whimper and a "I'm just so busy you have no idea", like every other time he was "full of energy" for a change that he never followed through with. But perhaps he'll keep digging deeper. Either way, it's all a win.
 
3) No Rumble contract: signed with some other platform that is eager to scoop up Rumble's sloppy seconds
I think this is a great business opportunity for Kick.

Now I know that on its face that sounds immensely retarded, but please hear me out:

Kick is owned by stake, who does gamba shit.
Kick sponsorships can involve giving out cash for gamba streams.
Nick is easily addicted to anything.

His streams aren't going to be pulling much of anything, but think of just how much he could gamble away while coping and seething about the incel chuds.
 
You are far from the only person to suggest Nick is an AIDS riddled faggot. Humble yourself, stalker child.
When I hear "exploring masculinity" out of the mouth of a giant queermo like Nick, what I hear is "exploring penises up my ass."
His streams aren't going to be pulling much of anything, but think of just how much he could gamble away while coping and seething about the incel chuds.
BMJ is kind of occupying that particular space, and has a lot more charisma than Nickhole at this point.
Is he really blaming Rumble / "other people" for the decline of his show?
Of course. You realize he's a gigantic narcissistic faggot and everything good that happens to him was entirely his own doing, and anything bad that happens to him is entirely the fault of others.

Nick: I wonder why my audience fucked off and went away. Could it have anything to do with the fact that I told them to fuck off and go away? NO! IT IS THE FARMS THAT DID IT!
 
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"I no longer have to do Locals streams after the show. Because I've got more editorial freedom now, I'm going to spice things up."
Speaking of, I am wondering how his Locals is gonna take what he said. Based on his spiel about how he hated having to do LOCALS content, all signs point to him giving them ever LESS content now.

If they were upset before, they must be furious now.

Isn't LOCALS subs done in one year block increments? Can they get refunds?
 
I am curious to see what he does and how motivated he is. If he actually puts in effort and maintains some consistency with a new format or slate of content, that will tell me how much he knows he fucked up. If nothing comes of it, this is just another broken promise and Nick will continue to stagnate as he is now.
Fuckall!
It could be a pity contract.
pity contract
What exactly is a "pity contract" and what would Rumble's motivation be in offering him one? Especially since he fucked them on the last contract and admitted to such in this video.
His "liberation" from Rumble will result (as usual) in all kinds of ideas of what he could talk about. But the most likely thing he will do with his new freedom is to go off with his bottle and not stream at all.
That's my prediction. Rackets isn't going to make it to the election. He will abruptly stop streaming this summer.
He hasn't stated that he has a new contract, even though he dunked on KF months ago after saying he got a message from Rumble saying they wanted to negotiate (not even that they agreed a new deal).
No. He reached out to them. Big difference.
Agreed. This is what I would look for come Monday. If he's admitting his not under the old contractual terms anymore, there's no reason for him to do Youtube. He's been chomping at the bit to get off there.
Ehhh.... Not sure about that. He cant' really afford to drop YouTube. That's where the super chats are at. It would be a galaxy brained move to move to Rumble only. Their numbers are sus as fuck.
 
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I'm pretty sure Masculinity has been exploring Nick for awhile now. Well maybe not exploration so much as a balls deep probing of his anus.
When I hear "exploring masculinity" out of the mouth of a giant queermo like Nick, what I hear is "exploring penises up my ass."
And down his throat.
Speaking of, I am wondering how his Locals is gonna take what he said. Based on his spiel about how he hated having to do LOCALS content, sll signs point to him giving them ever LESS content now.
I'm sure his remaining three LoLcals members @elb, @Himedall All-seeing Waifu and Still-Life will find ways to move on with their lives.
 
Aside from all the gay shit, the incoherent ramblings, the just general low iq content.... One thing Nick had going for him, until somewhere between the Depp trial and the Rumble contract starting, was consistency. He would stream most nights, and my memory is, he would tweet schedule info (at least until his twitter got banned). He had a weird time slot, without a lot of competition, and he filled a niche in people's viewing schedules. Going into adjacent areas of weebs and pop culture broadened his appeal, or at least his audience.

Going to this, "I can stream whenever," and "I'll do planned content... when I want to" is just a recipe for streaming even less in 2024 than he did in 2023.

My point about Jim showing up to a stream of 10,000 viewers... Rackets maybe could have transitioned to that right after Depp, but more likely, he would have needed a year or two of rock star numbers to fade out. Now, he barely gets Mersh numbers, and his chat is less engaged than people with 1/20th his audience. Without a schedule, he's going to fade into irrelevance. Well, fade if he's lucky- he's much more likely to "flame" out.
 
BMJ is kind of occupying that particular space, and has a lot more charisma than Nickhole at this point.
BMJ doesn't have a family fortune, shitty paintings (allegedly) worth a combined total of $200k, a rustang and two nice houses to gamble away.

The show is a cover, what you really want is the trust fund baby to gamble away his fortune on your platform, while you make him feel like he's an important big shot (contract).

Really it's just standard casino rube squeezing fare, but with an internet streamer ego twist.
 
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Rekieta is going now full on "people ACTUALLY want to watch me being a degenerate, it was the rumble contract forcing me to do streams and law related content the thing limiting me"

I don't think you understand how much of a prisoner Nick used to be, how limited was his existence:
- hundreds of thousands of people used to watch his law streams. UGH. Imagine having hundreds of thousands of people deciding to spend their free time to laugh at your jokes or listen to your expertise. Sounds awful.
- everyone wanted to be on his stream. UGH. Jersh was calling in to laugh at the Gunt or DSP or just have a chat about life. Dozens of lawyers were queuing up, whispering "Notice me senpai". Susan Wojcicki was probably sending him Christmas cards. Netflix wanted him on. How boring.
- he earned a shitton of money. UGH. Can you imagine being rich? Having all the money to spend on art, sports cars, shitton of food, entertainment, equipment, vacays? Exhausting.

But now, Nick is free. At last. Almost no one bothers him to come on his show. His social interactions appear to comprise mainly of strangers in clubs asking if he's into swinging. He doesn't have to worry what sort of frivolities he needs to spend money on anymore, it's probably gonna be just electricity bill, gas, basic foodstuffs.
And most of all, he is spiritually and emotionally free. He doesn't have to deal with any negative emotions anymore. He found the secret ingredient to living a completely stress free life - he gets severely munted and all of the problems disappear. No matter how big is the problem - if he will drink enough, he will forget about it, which means the issue will simply vanish. FREEDOM.

More like he wants balls bouncing off his chin.
I'm such a fucking pleb, it's silly things like these that make me cackle the hardest.
 
Aside from all the gay shit, the incoherent ramblings, the just general low iq content.... One thing Nick had going for him, until somewhere between the Depp trial and the Rumble contract starting, was consistency. He would stream most nights, and my memory is, he would tweet schedule info (at least until his twitter got banned). He had a weird time slot, without a lot of competition, and he filled a niche in people's viewing schedules. Going into adjacent areas of weebs and pop culture broadened his appeal, or at least his audience.

Going to this, "I can stream whenever," and "I'll do planned content... when I want to" is just a recipe for streaming even less in 2024 than he did in 2023.

My point about Jim showing up to a stream of 10,000 viewers... Rackets maybe could have transitioned to that right after Depp, but more likely, he would have needed a year or two of rock star numbers to fade out. Now, he barely gets Mersh numbers, and his chat is less engaged than people with 1/20th his audience. Without a schedule, he's going to fade into irrelevance. Well, fade if he's lucky- he's much more likely to "flame" out.
Some portion of those inactive viewers are Chinese bots studying his astounding failure to glean insight into how the west might be further destroyed
 
Has "Rekieta Law" just been an artifact title lately? Is he just too lazy to transition the debauchery to his "Rekieta Media" channel so his coom antics actually have a more appropriate setting?
 
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