Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Spaded Dave]

So I know the funniest outcome has been considered to be the Colorado law being applied and Nick still losing. But he's being such a smug, self-assured cunt about it that I think the funniest thing now would be for him to lose outright.

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

He looks totally fine though.
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This is definitely the face of a happy, well-adjusted man.

No please, not the castration picture.

 

[AnOminous]

No please, not the castration picture.

It does look like a picture of a man who is currently having his balls cut off.

But he hasn't had the troon surgery yet, that we know of. After all, how could he wear the Balldo without balls?

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

It does look like a picture of a man who is currently having his balls cut off.

But he hasn't had the troon surgery yet, that we know of. After all, how could he wear the Balldo without balls?

Have you heard his voice recently? I think he finally bit the bullet, and got the doctor to snip his bits down there. He can still use the balldo as a dilator at least.

 

[Captain Manning]

fucked up to claim to be swatted by like 8 cops cars and other first responds and then hit us with an unrelated video from 3 years ago.

Well, again, you do see emergency vehicles parked in the distance in his video from his streaming setup (see 4:40 in video below), He also claims there is *A* firetruck in his driveway (0:34). which is probably what the Twitter user is referencing. I don't want to say Coomy is definitively a liar here, but I also don't trust him for shit.

He either got swatted and did himself no favors by using an image of an unrelated incident from up close, or they were there for something else. I've been interrupted in the middle of doing something by the sound of a lot of emergency vehicles responding to something unrelated to me.

You guys can make up your own mind from watching the video, I guess. I admit I'm too jaded to be objective about these things anymore.

$3.7K for one day's work is a pretty good chunk of change, and thanks to the buzzer beating stream earning him $424 for a "hard day's work" he managed to come out ahead by $175!


That's a small victory, but one that'll help soften the blow when you see how much he made last year:

That works out to an 84% decrease in superchat/rumble revenue from between the two Februarys.

Here's the post where I calculated the drop for January. For January it was an 83% decrease between the two.

He overall had a better February in both years, but the decrease ticked up by one percentage point.

What did he make in March of 2023? I think somebody here said that was an off month for him.

 

[Space Pope]

What's going on with Nick's jaw?

It's not much of an exaggeration to say Nicki reminds me of this. It's really noticeable when he's on panel shows and has to be quiet for any length of time.

 

[Lichen Bark]

She is on Sertralin for depression. Lurk more.

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Friday Funtime with Lady Rackets - Possibly Some Sandmann discussion | Rekieta Law (November 2nd. 2019)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOiU5PuXlMY

at around 39:00

Every time I see lady rackets in videos she scares me a little bit, because she's so erratic. Her face cycles through so many intense expressions that it sets off some kind of warning in the back of my mind.

"Danger, tread carefully"

 

[AnOminous]

Every time I see lady rackets in videos she scares me a little bit, because she's so erratic. Her face cycles through so many intense expressions that it sets off some kind of warnin in the back of my mind.

Bitch has had so many babies put in her by an obvious faggot. That has to erode your mind, as a bitch.

 

[Neetorino]

What did he make in March of 2023? I think somebody here said that was an off month for him.

Nick never cracks $10K again after this, the closest is September where he hits $8.5K.

 

[Captain Manning]

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Nick never cracks $10K again after this, the closest is September where he hits $8.5K.

Okay, so the percentage of loss from month to month will probably decrease from here on out.

I think the percentages are useful when explaining things than throwing out a dollar amount. For example, it's just easier to say was pulling 84% more money this month last year.

Despite him now claiming superchats/rumbles are gay, I don't believe for a second he misses them.

 

[Ted's of Beverly Hills]

Every time I see lady rackets in videos she scares me a little bit, because she's so erratic. Her face cycles through so many intense expressions that it sets off some kind of warning in the back of my mind.

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"Danger, tread carefully"

She does have a horrific case of BPD-eyes. My cousin married somebody like that. Predictably, she turned out to be a lunatic.

 

[Crinoids]

She does have a horrific case of BPD-eyes. My cousin married somebody like that. Predictably, she turned out to be a lunatic.

If you go to a homeschool convention, two thirds of the adults look really tired and the other third have eyes just like this

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Rickets has an established history of Molly use, right? He looks like he's rolling like it's 1999.

 

[BigGulpin]

Joosh was right, He speaks to the Ceiling Cat.

 

[Pomniman]

Bitch has had so many babies put in her by an obvious faggot. That has to erode your mind, as a bitch.

Are we sure she even had a mind to erode to begin with? The stories he's told about her in their college days don't exactly inspire confidence either, to the extent that any part of them can be believed.

 

[Retink Retunk]

You guys have no idea how hard Balldo has had it with his 107 degree fever and narcoleptic episode, all while bears chased him up hill both ways for 72 hours straight

 

[Null]

????? Is he not concerned he's randomly spiking 103°? What the fuck?

 

[feral cat #6385]

here are several classic Lego sets I keep wanting to buy, specifically from when I was a kid. One of them being the classic Lions vs Bulls (ha) castle set.

That base plate is huge! Lego released a creator set a couple years back that is great for parts. A creator 3 in 1 one for 100 dollars. They also did a Lion Knight one a few years back that looks great but its pricy.

I’ll take my autistic stickers thank you. There’s no shame in my Lego game.

We're all a bit 'tistic. My 'tism makes me build stuff.

"Danger, tread carefully"

No wonder he doesn't sleep. He's worried she will murder him in his sleep.

 

[AnOminous]

????? Is he not concerned he's randomly spiking 103°? What the fuck?

No because he's lying, he was just drunk, as usual.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

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Nick never cracks $10K again after this, the closest is September where he hits $8.5K.

If you ever have the chance, I would be interested to see a line graph of total combined monthly revenue for as long as you have current data. I am curious what that slope would look like from 2022 onward...

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