Samantha Violet Bushart and the Sammieverse - Fat, Illiterate Perpetual Pregnancy Faker and the Various Trash and Tards Surrounding Her

[scumfuck]

On top of everything in that video the burning garbage pile in the back really brings everything together

 

[John Andrews Stan]

On top of everything in that video the burning garbage pile in the back really brings everything together

Cinematic scene-setting tbh.

 

[Sammies#1Fan]

How many more days until the precious babby arrival? Two? Three?

 

[scumfuck]

How many more days until the precious babby arrival? Two? Three?

She gives birth on the 5th

 

[Sammies#1Fan]

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She gives birth of the 5th

I'm sure we'll all be waiting with bated breath. Maybe we need a poll as to what's actually going to come out?

My vote is for chupacabra

 

[VinegarPussy]

I'm sure we'll all be waiting with bated breath. Maybe we need a poll as to what's actually going to come out?

My vote is for chupacabra

My heart says a chupacabra. My head says the Anti-Christ, a la John Carpenter’s “Prince of Darkness.”

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Imagine finding out that the only people who looked forward to your birth with any interest or sympathy were people on Kiwi Farms.

 

[Sammies#1Fan]

Imagine finding out that the only people who looked forward to your birth with any interest or sympathy were people on Kiwi Farms.

And we're the bad guys.

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

You know Sammie will only be interested in the birth if Easter Island shows up.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

You know Sammie will only be interested in the birth if Easter Island shows up.

I’m sure seeing Sammie split open like an overstuffed sausage with all her guts hanging out will really nip his infidelity in the bud.

I bet she has already stopped showering altogether — likely days ago. Spare a thought for those poor nursing assistants. That hospital tarp will be her first clean set of clothing in weeks, no doubt.

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

Did I see an old pool at their house? Yeah that makes sense. Spend all your tax refund on a pool that will be used for one summer and then just let it rot. No, don’t try to take it down. Let it become a snake habitat because moccasins are fun to have around.

 

[Childe]

This baby is going to be so phenomenally fucked. Not just in nurture, her baby will have so many medical problems. I genuinely think there’s a 50/50 chance this kid will die soon after birth. If she doesn’t, she will be so sickly it’ll blow Lucy and Bently’s problems out of the water. Sammie’s toxic womb may not be as fucked as Kim’s but it is definitely a close second.
Godspeed, Skylanta. You didn’t stand a chance.

 

[Judy Garland’s Corpse]

I'm sure we'll all be waiting with bated breath. Maybe we need a poll as to what's actually going to come out?

My vote is for chupacabra

Eraserhead baby

 

[VinegarPussy]

This baby is going to be so phenomenally fucked. Not just in nurture, her baby will have so many medical problems. I genuinely think there’s a 50/50 chance this kid will die soon after birth. If she doesn’t, she will be so sickly it’ll blow Lucy and Bently’s problems out of the water. Sammie’s toxic womb may not be as fucked as Kim’s but it is definitely a close second.
Godspeed, Skylanta. You didn’t stand a chance.

That poor babby. The whole situation, from Bently and Lucy to Aidean to Skylandia, will make your heart and brain hurt if you ponder it for too long.

ETA: AR has a problem with congenital syphilis (because of course they do)…another factor to potentially consider.

 

[tarddarter]

I submit the Montauk monster as an option. Although in Arkansas the most likely outcome is a baby skunk ape

 

[deputydogshit2.0]

I hadn’t considered the myriad of STIs Sammie likely has festering. I think that a vaginal delivery can be dangerous to baby in the case of some STIs. I wonder if this is yet another reason a C section has been planned. Jesus, is there anything Sammie has going in favor of a health child??

 

[Vi0l3t]

Sammie had her baby, looks like pa sharts birthday was spared.

 

[DongMiguel]

Lord help that baby.

 

[Springer]

Verdammte Scheiße!
I wonder why the reschedule? Or was it natural labour starting?

Should we have a poll on if the baby will be dark enough for Sammy to at least pretend to care?

Sabrina doesn't sound like the baby was immediately taken into custody, or will be immediately put up for adoption. I guess it's godspeed, Meemaw 'Shart; and RIP that new pitbull puppy she just got a couple days ago. I'm sure it's now been dumped.

 

[Xenomorph]

>beautiful

sure jan nothing about this childs life or conception was beautiful.
She should be whisked off somewhere safe.