Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[McMitch]

Pat has essentially declared himself a sovereign citizen. “I do not consent to the police doing their jobs and with that magic sentence they should never again respond to an emergency call to my abode.”

Cool story, bro.

No, stalker judge child, I am not beholden to your laws. This court is indeed admiralty court, as indicated by the gold fringe on the flag. Enjoy the Artickes of Confederation.

 

[Markorian]

Hopefully not PL, but there's a nascent lolcalf of sorts I know of that would probably agree with Pat on damn near 100% of things, and I desperately wish they would come in contact with him and get sucked into his orbit. Autistic? Maybe, but we've got a guy here making a Pat tulpa, so what the hell.

 

[Post Reply]

Pat would like all his followers to deliver a special message to their loved ones about the coming purge.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Hopefully not PL, but there's a nascent lolcalf of sorts I know of that would probably agree with Pat on damn near 100% of things, and I desperately wish they would come in contact with him and get sucked into his orbit. Autistic? Maybe, but we've got a guy here making a Pat tulpa, so what the hell.

It’s nice to dream but pat pushes everyone away, even his literal fans.

But Jackie somehow negotiated it, so it IS possible. I suspect you just have to be really dumb.

 

[This Machine Milks Cows]

I am confident that Patposting is going to go mainstream this year as he is regularly getting exposure from people with large twitter followings.

I think this tweet chain provides the perfect Patposting experience. There is some melodramatic faggoty garbage from Pat (how many hours a day of CNN does he watch?) Someone comes back with a funny and based reply. Then Patrick insults them. Boom, another new Patposter is born. Extra points for a man who is always seen in public drinking alone to tell someone that they have no friends.

 

[Incel Death Note]

I am confident that Patposting is going to go mainstream this year as he is regularly getting exposure from people with large twitter followings.

I think this tweet chain provides the perfect Patposting experience. There is some melodramatic faggoty garbage from Pat (how many hours a day of CNN does he watch?) Someone comes back with a funny and based reply. Then Patrick insults them. Boom, another new Patposter is born. Extra points for a man who is always seen in public drinking alone to tell someone that they have no friends.

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[8mm Cunningham]

If Patrick did pay for the swats and gets confronted over it as a criminal charge he'll suicide and perhaps murder before the suicide. His regular posting about how he's GOT to be right and GOT to have people see him as a victim of others would just no longer be possible. Buck broken at this point? Naw, if the cops can get Alan to draft an affidavit AND banking/crypto trails show Alan's words are correct........we ain't seen buck broken 'till that drops VS Patrick.

He wouldn't be the first person with a thread on here to stuck start a FN P90.

 

[Laquisha Guntermensch]

It is the Jack Daniels of lolcow drunks

AI Pig Blood Meridian audio:

No, Fatrick LOVES to drink cheap beer. Miller Light or Milwaukee's best. Listen to an AI rendition of men who write better and drink better.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Milwaukee hasn't surrendered yet?

Time to break out the paint-filled water balloons. Do enjoy.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

I’ve only been a patposter for an about a week or so but it has already rotted by childish stalker brain. I thought the guy on the thumbnail here was Dick the Blimp himself.

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

Potentially Criminal is covering Pat lawsuit

Part of me hopes that this is the year that Patposting goes mainstream, but part of me hopes that he will stay as the patricians lolcow, lowkey yet producing the finest of milk.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Pat would like all his followers to deliver a special message to their loved ones about the coming purge.
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Didn't think Patrick would ever say something I agree with.

 

[JJLiautaud]

Potentially Criminal is covering Pat lawsuit

Fat-ception
(sorry Sean)

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

Part of me hopes that this is the year that Patposting goes mainstream, but part of me hopes that he will stay as the patricians lolcow, lowkey yet producing the finest of milk.

2024 has lead me to the big fat light even before the city suit incident. I think it’s the year of the hog.

 

[bile demon]

 

[Judge Holden]

Hopefully not PL, but there's a nascent lolcalf of sorts I know of that would probably agree with Pat on damn near 100% of things, and I desperately wish they would come in contact with him and get sucked into his orbit. Autistic? Maybe, but we've got a guy here making a Pat tulpa, so what the hell.

As the director of the fatrick tulpa project, or as it is officially known the Patrick Interdimensional Generation (PIG) project, I will say that while we have had little success in manifesting a tangible tulpa of fatrick to be used as an enslaved sexual plaything, ever since we have been using advanced hyperborean meditation to channel vril straight into the very esoteric concept of the man of pig, there has been a sharp increase in real world fatrick antics and happenings which means that even though we have yet to see tangible success in our primary goal, our efforts have been invaluable in the general objective of milking patrick's bitchtits for ever more cawntent

 

[FinnSven]

I'm not super familiar with the deep lore of Patrick, can someone explain to me the origin of the 'farting in your wife's vagina' meme?

I don’t know exactly, but I am taking an educated guess that an OnA poster or pest tweeted at Fatrick, while pretending to be a black guy.

There is a tweet quote of Fatrick saying “You didn’t fart in my wife’s vagina child! Enjoy prison”

Pat's gym story was so fucking fake. Gyms are arguably the least judgmental places on the planet as long as you follow the rules (wiped down the equipment, don't leave plates on bars, etc.) The woman would have been getting encouragement. We are literally all there to get into shape (except for the annoying tiktok thots that keep getting banned for filming people.

It's so obvious this douchbag never really went to a gym.

In fatty’s defense, you can’t say that about 100% of gym goers.
I have seen the occasional snigger at someone using a machine horribly wrong or someone wearing something too revealing for their body.

However yes, the outright rudeness fatrick described, you wouldn’t see. If for no other reason than that would be a good way to get yourself barred from the gym.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

The worst offender is Sergeant Lyndon Evans

Finally getting around to perusing the filing, and this statement alone is enough for me to believe Patrick and Nikki wrote 80% of this at least. I haven't read a lot of court documents, and most I have read came from here, but I immediately pinned this as being not very legalese-y. It sounds way too much "to the point." Also, the section labeled only "FACTS" with the first "fact" being:

Niki and Patrick Tomlinson first realized their home was no longer safe on July 25, 2022.

is pretty weird sounding. Now why this specific date, you wonder? I wondered that too, since all the Pat lore is too much to keep up with sometimes. But I had an inkling, which proved correct. That date is when a shooting was called in to the hovel, possibly one of the few more legitimate "swattings." This swatting is the source of the infamous squealing audio.

 

[Sloppy Party Bottom]

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I particularly enjoy when the menthol winds are blowing into better wife's fronthole.

 

[Judge Holden]

I particularly enjoy when the menthol winds are blowing into better wife's fronthole.

Another of your delusions child. Nikkki has a cloaca due to a hereditary birth defect, which is also why she is more barren than a nuclear waste dump in Atacama, and thus there is no front hole or backhole. Just one singular funnel that is reserved for the Asiatic black godman and his divine fumes