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https://www.cheknews.ca/pit-bull-attack-near-nanaimo-injures-two-children-and-one-woman-450395/

Two 8-month-old pit bulls that were loose in Nanaimo attacked several children, severely injuring at least one. Other people that came to aid the children were also injured.

The children were playing in a yard at the house of one of their friends. The dogs were from somewhere else in the neighborhood and had been cited for being at large previously.

One of the owners of the dogs came and got the dogs but did not stick around. The news interviewed the other owner, a Dangerhair that looked to be in her late 40s or early 50s. While she was devastated at what her dogs had done, she said to the reporter, "People are saying, look at this from the prospective of a parent, well, these dogs are my kids, too," and then she broke down crying.

It was later reported both dogs were euthanized, as there have been other incidents prior to this one, and due to the severity of the injuries the one particular child sustained.

To the dangerhair dog owner I would have to say, "If these dogs were your KIDS, you did a lousy job of raising them. Thank heavens you didn't spawn any of your own."
 
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Total shitbull death. Years ago I knew someone that would go around 'adopting' all the shitbull puppies in their part of the province; then took them to pounds to be euthanized as they were illegal to have in that province, but it didn't stop anyone.
Hand them over to PETA. PETA is right about pit bulls. 😉
The amount of people who can watch their mauler mutt slaughter and maim their other pet(s) and/or people, often repeatedly, yet still be OK with having it in their home and acting like nothing happened afterward is alarming.

I would say most Kiwis have experienced a family pet (dog or cat) killing another small animal, like a squirrel. We usually rationalize it as "circle of life" or something and it's easier to deal with because it's typically not bloody and we only see the carcass after the fact. That doesn't stop us from getting mad at Fido and Fluffy and feeling upset about it.

But these people? Yeah, they want the cops to stop and think before they shoot Luna who is actively eating a jogger's intestines while they're still alive because "she deserves a second chance" and "muh fee fees."
I used to be against bans but as time has gone on there needs to be mass liquidations of these dogs. Breeding these dogs should be a felony and a massive fine.
 
I used to be against bans but as time has gone on there needs to be mass liquidations of these dogs. Breeding these dogs should be a felony and a massive fine.
Call me a libtard if you want, but you should get similar amounts of time in prison for breeding shitbulls and making full-auto AKs in your garage. If anything the dogs are more dangerous. Even a loaded gun without a user is infinitely more safe than a pit bull.
 
Call me a libtard if you want, but you should get similar amounts of time in prison for breeding shitbulls and making full-auto AKs in your garage. If anything the dogs are more dangerous. Even a loaded gun without a user is infinitely more safe than a pit bull.
Making fully auto AKs shouldn't even be a crime though.
 
Making fully auto AKs shouldn't even be a crime though.
It shouldn't be, but it is. It was just hard to think of similar charges. I guess you could charge pit bull breeders like the people who get dinged for running meth labs. Literally can't think of a reason that anyone would need a pit bull. There are far better dogs you could use for guarding stuff.
 
Found out another fun pitbull fact today. There are dozens if not hundreds of documented cases of people with epilepsy being mauled to death by their pitbull while having a seizure. There immediate response to someone seizing up is to brutally maim or murder them. Look me in the eye and tell me "Yes, these dogs deserve to exist"

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Even some that try to lie between the floor and the person who is seizing y'know trying to help them/get them up
There are real seizure alert dogs - highly trained and pretty much always labs.
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ICYMI: This photo comes from a recent Reddit post where a redditor is dealing with a neighbor whose pits won't stop breaking down the fence between their yards. The pits have fixated on the redditor's indoor cat which they have discovered through a sliding glass door. As per usual the owners "tick all the boxes" for pit ownership. I can't find the original post right now (mods probably took it down because too many people were saying to shoot it) but there were 3 pits. I remember reading a comment that said this was the most uncanny valley pitbull in history. Pitmommies will look at this and say it's cute.
 
I wouldn't be surprised if toadline bullies are nearly incapable of expressing their anal glands without help from a human. Some dog breeds have a body type that makes scooting harder, so the only ways to express them is by pooping healthy turds and this:
If this is not done, the dog can die from impaction. Impacted glands also make dogs more irritable.
One hundred percent the toadlines cannot express on their own. It requires an amount of force, small dog breeds like that are at greater risk of impaction even if you feed them good diets, and not naturally expressing the glands to begin with, and you can bet the shit they're feeding these dogs won't firm up the stools enough to naturally express them. Bet a lot of them ended up with at least one exploded anal gland at some point in their life.
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The wrinkles on this puppy's tail makes it looks like it's got a permashit attached to it.
 
Article: https://www.wbir.com/article/news/c...y-dog/51-59feaaef-1d67-4e0b-b399-590b04fb68db
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Another day, another dindu ruffin tears the face off a 14 year old boy. He really shouldn't have been walking to the bus stop so aggresively, poor pibble wibble couldn't help but attack.
Update. the dog will be euthanized: https://www.wbir.com/article/news/c...tails/51-296ca736-7b20-485b-baee-a6dfa194f4da
 
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