Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

03Mar#08
As he gets old, Joe Rogan realizes that people need a divine structure in their lives, a belief in the sanctity of love and truth. He also believes (as I do) that the moral compass and guidelines of a lot of people come from religion. He deplores the facts that "very intelligent" people (e.g. Bobby) regard religion as superstition and fairytales that have no place in the modern world. These same people believe that human beings have an inbuilt moral compass and are inherently good, but that, observes Rogan, is not necessarily true.
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What does Bobby means by "The line to tell me I was right forms over by the sign"?

Robert thinks people will line up to tell him he was right, as always. Except Robert's worldview is childish. Someone could become religious after a great deal of thinking (like C. S. Lewis.) The big thing about religion, Christianity in particular, is it requires you to humble yourself before God. Robert's pride will never allow him to do that.
Truth. Bob's pride is his greatest stumbling block. It's why he lives in his mom's basement yet thinks he's fit to tell you how the world should be ran. He can never admit, that maybe, those Christians had a point.
 
How does this man have an audience? If I want to be told Marvel is awesome and Republicans should all be gassed I could go to any number of retards on YouTube with better production value and room-temperature IQ.
Most of Bob's remaining audience are likely those that have been following him since his early days on YouTube. For some reason, namely that there are people even dumber than Bob in the world, they seem to actually hail him as a great critic, never mind that he merely parrots what the crowd around him says.

It can't be reiterated enough that Bob got in on the ground floor of the YouTube critic boom, worked up a decent audience for himself, even had a golden opportunity when the Pixels review went viral...and yet he never managed to leverage that into anything greater. He continues to pat himself on the back about how he was so enlightened for not choosing to go the "angry reviewer" route, but if he had, he might have managed greater success instead of his slow decline into irrelevance.
Every illegal has already committed a crime by entering the country illegally, so in actuality, illegals already commit more crimes as a whole than natural-born citizens. Even if you set that aside, though, the fact remains that any additional crimes that illegals commit on our soil would not have happened if they simply weren't here. The nursing student that was murdered by an illegal mentioned in the post below would still be alive today if the government would have done their fucking jobs. Try telling her family that "illegals commit fewer crimes!" and see if they don't throttle you for such a moronic statement. Fucking imbecile.
03Mar#11
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I don't know who is "James", and I know Peter Coffin's axe to grind with Breadtubers. but I have zero doubt that Donkey Kong Guy is really a cunt.
The James in question is James Somerton, a YouTuber that that Britfag Hbomberguy devoted most of his "plagiarism is bad" video to. I didn't really follow everything about this because Hbomb is a faggot, but people put Somerton on blast for a while because of it. Apparently, it's not enough to actually cite the sources he used in his video, he still needs to be called out for paraphrasing, something that literally all of these commentary faggots do. I don't care too much for Peter Coffin either since he has his own brand of retardation, but he's right to call out Hbomb for being a cunt about this, driving further harassment that he can continue to profit off of.
03Mar#22
Dune is a story of colonization, and Chalamet's character is the colonial exploiter masqueraded as the White Messiah.
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Jesus Christ, talk about media illiteracy. The absolute fucking retard that Bob's replying to acting like it's a revelation that Dune shows the pitfalls of hero worship and blind faith is definitely worse, but Bob himself is still retarded for having that message sail over his head by saying it's still mostly played straight, when it's obvious to anyone who pays attention to the subtext that Herbert was all but saying "don't do this" from the start.

And of course the coward turned off replies. Can't handle people who know what they're talking about calling you out, huh?

(Swear to God, if Bob ever decides to do a video on the Dune series, it'll probably give me an aneurysm much like his threatened LOTR video would do the same to @Mola Ram.)
03Mar#27
Someone has her granite kitchen top turned into a knife stand.
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A little home renovation won't give you silicosis, stupid though it is.
I'm guessing that a few cuts into granite probably won't kill you, but the guy should still be wearing a mask to avoid breathing it in anyway. It's still a stupid thing to do for the simple reason that, unless there's some kind of drainage below, those slots are gonna be hard to keep dry, making them an excellent place for bacteria to grow. Even if they can drain, it's still a narrow, relatively enclosed space that will likely stay damp for a while if any water gets in, so I wouldn't feel safe using any knives that were slotted into there. And that's setting aside the fact that you've just made a large chunk of your counter space unusable, whereas a standard knife block can be set against the wall and out of the way. Pretty retarded on the whole.
 
What does Bobby means by "The line to tell me I was right forms over by the sign"?
Bob is announcing that he is right and a fuckton of people will recognize this fact: Joe Rogan is, and ALWAYS was, at his core, a "Believer ™️ ". I'm not sure what's on the sign Bob's referring to but it's probably something like "There are Thinkers ™️ and Believers ™️ , and Joe Rogan has always been a Believer ™️ , Friendo!" or something like that.
Truth. Bob's pride is his greatest stumbling block. It's why he lives in his mom's basement yet thinks he's fit to tell you how the world should be ran. He can never admit, that maybe, those Christians had a point.
Of course he can't, after all, Christians and other Believers ™️ (minus the Muslims for some reason) are the ones dragging him backwards away from the Holy Soopeeryah Fyootchah! They're denying him his jetpack, :lunacy: wheat, rocketship trips to Mars with Commander Data Clones, and his Mario-shka Brain in the Ghost in the Shell Standalone Complex Body wherein he can Bing Bing Wahoo long past the Heat Death of the Universe!
Every illegal has already committed a crime by entering the country illegally, so in actuality, illegals already commit more crimes as a whole than natural-born citizens. Even if you set that aside, though, the fact remains that any additional crimes that illegals commit on our soil would not have happened if they simply weren't here. The nursing student that was murdered by an illegal mentioned in the post below would still be alive today if the government would have done their fucking jobs. Try telling her family that "illegals commit fewer crimes!" and see if they don't throttle you for such a moronic statement. Fucking imbecile.
I love how these illegal-apologists conflate "illegal immigrants" (who are all literal criminals, regardless of prior criminal record and history) with "immigrants" (legal) and use the stats of Legal Immigrants being LESS likely to commit a crime and apply it, very inappropriately, to Illegal Immigrants. OF COURSE Legal Immigrants are less likely to commit crimes; they don't want to louse up a good thing! Illegal immigrants, on the other hand, don't give a fuck because they already did something illegal, and they can just go on the lamb and disappear into the woodwork when they commit a crime, with impunity. (I mean sure, there's exceptions, some illegals who just want to keep their heads down and work, but it's no guarantee).

Jesus Christ, talk about media illiteracy. The absolute fucking retard that Bob's replying to acting like it's a revelation that Dune shows the pitfalls of hero worship and blind faith is definitely worse, but Bob himself is still retarded for having that message sail over his head by saying it's still mostly played straight, when it's obvious to anyone who pays attention to the subtext that Herbert was all but saying "don't do this" from the start.
it's hilarious to me that Bob thinks he knows how to Media Analysis. Like he thinks Herbert was advocating for shit like this IRL by writing all those Dune novels? I mean, even I could figure out that when someone writes a thing, especially in the manner of Dune, they're telling people not to do the shit that causes the problems. Smoothbrains like Bob and the people he admires all think that any written work is an endorsement of the contents for In Real Life application, which is retarded, given that A Handmaid's Tale exists precisely to tell people NOT to do the thing.
 
Of course he can't, after all, Christians and other Believers ™️ (minus the Muslims for some reason) are the ones dragging him backwards away from the Holy Soopeeryah Fyootchah! They're denying him his jetpack, :lunacy: wheat, rocketship trips to Mars with Commander Data Clones, and his Mario-shka Brain in the Ghost in the Shell Standalone Complex Body wherein he can Bing Bing Wahoo long past the Heat Death of the Universe!
For a man that doesn't believe, Bob really thinks we're getting Star Trek in our timeline. Bro we just barely put a probe back on the moon. And it tipped over. Still worked, kinda, with what expirements wernt blocked... but we aren't getting warp drive any time soon bro.
 
See, this is why I think Bob doesn't actually understand writing, semi-illiterate slob that he is, who is easily distracted by special effects, explosions, lesbicans, and CGI. Any form of scissoring is "good writing" in his book! If something makes no sense, Bob can just handwave it as "It's Space Wizards for Children with Impossible Magic Light Swords, Canon/Continuity doesn't Matter, It doesn't HAVE to make sense, friendo!" (Man, what does he have against Children, seriously?), unless he doesn't for something completely different that he'll complain doesn't make sense. I'm sure there's an example out there but it's slipped my brain.
I get it now!

As we have established multiple times, Bob is absolutely confused by reality. The list of things he doesn't get is just labeled "the encyclopedia."

Thus he literally doesn't get the arguments about stories being "realistic" or "logical" because to his simple mind life is already baffling and confusing, so what does it matter if a story is as well? It's all about how he feels so since reality makes him feel miserable, he's always hunting for the films that will make him feel better.

Truth. Bob's pride is his greatest stumbling block. It's why he lives in his mom's basement yet thinks he's fit to tell you how the world should be ran. He can never admit, that maybe, those Christians had a point.
Anyone got that meme with the wojak who's life is in shambles but is going to fix the world?

Insert it here.
 
"Destroying people's careers and ruining their lives", huh? The sense of irony present here is lost on Moviebob, given Bob's X-Twitter timeline...



[2024.03.02-02] In the other aisle, Musk gets cucked.
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The "hate speech".
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Moviebob is not a thinker. Moviebob is a believer/follower.



[2024.03.02-03] Did someone mention Dylan Mulvaney? A caller just brought him a bunch of roses, some old bloke called Harry Turtledove.
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My ideology, my choice, Harry.
Retweeted by Hatemongerbob.



[2024.03.02-08]
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Mark "Self-Descriptive Comment" on your Moviebob Bingo cards, folks.

Not being familiar with the whole array of The Rat's live-action releases is not an indication of stupidity, and live-action remakes are live-action, and none of them has a reason to exist.
Correct, given that Cogworth in the animated Beauty & the Beast looked adorable, whereas his live-action avatar looked horrifying.



[2024.03.03-01] The forum of child abusers and disinfo terrorists rose to the occasion, clarified someone's misconception about Bobby-lore
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Moviebob is effectively saying, "I nevaa said that. Yes, that may be my avataa and my screen name adjacent to that text, but I nevaa said that."



[2024.03.03-02] Cenk Uygur states the obvious -- at least something obvious to everyone who isn't a Democrat -- "You can't argue for the rule of law and then not follow the rule of law".
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Forget Cenk. When did the CIA take Moviebob's brain?

[2024.03.03-03]
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If Donald Trump had been a Democrat, the J6 investigation would have already been wrapped up and the verdict would have been "innocent of all charges".


[2024.03.03-04] Harry Turtledove is at it again.
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Problem is, the Democratic Parth should have been "extinctified" immediately after the U.S. Civil War.



[2024.03.03-05]
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Objection! Evidence?



[2024.03.03-06] An illegal killed a young white nursing student. The mainstream press tried to suppress it, probably under the behest of the likes of Chris Murphy.
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Really? I would've figured Moviebob would want a follower whose opinions closely echoed Bob's.



[2024.03.03-08] As he gets old, Joe Rogan realizes that people need a divine structure in their lives, a belief in the sanctity of love and truth. He also believes (as I do) that the moral compass and guidelines of a lot of people come from religion. He deplores the facts that "very intelligent" people (e.g. Bobby) regard religion as superstition and fairytales that have no place in the modern world. These same people believe that human beings have an inbuilt moral compass and are inherently good, but that, observes Rogan, is not necessarily true.
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What does Bobby means by "The line to tell me I was right forms over by the sign"?
There can be only one explanation as for that comment about that comment: Moviebob is in hallucinogenic stupor.



[2024.03.03-09]
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OK, Projectorbob.



[2024.03.03-15] If you point out James Gunn's pedophilic tendencies, you belong to a cult.
Moviebob would say that same thing about those react to Bob's tweets.

3... 2... 1... yep. Right on schedule. James Gunn cultist Moviebob has arrived.
 
Anyone got that meme with the wojak who's life is in shambles but is going to fix the world?

Insert it here.
I don't, but I did make the next best thing.
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Edit: Have another one!
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Robert thinks people will line up to tell him he was right, as always. Except Robert's worldview is childish. Someone could become religious after a great deal of thinking (like C. S. Lewis.) The big thing about religion, Christianity in particular, is it requires you to humble yourself before God. Robert's pride will never allow him to do that.
Made me think of his line from Surprised by Joy, "In reading Chesterton, as in reading MacDonald, I did not know what I was letting myself in for. A young man who wishes to remain a sound Atheist cannot be too careful of his reading. There are traps everywhere — “Bibles laid open, millions of surprises,” as Herbert says, “fine nets and stratagems.” God is, if I may say it, very unscrupulous.”

Of course, I do not believe that Bob reads. And frankly, I don't think he even watches particularly deep or insightful movies.
 
I don't, but I did make the next best thing.
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Edit: Have another one!
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"I identify as a thinker, but my opinions adhere strictly to the status quo."

"I claim to fight for the good guys despite my political viewpoints mimicking those of Adolf Hitler."

"I express a desire to move civilization into the future, but I contribute nothing to that cause while concurrently despising those who actually do."

The possibilities for this meme are practically endless.
 
Made me think of his line from Surprised by Joy, "In reading Chesterton, as in reading MacDonald, I did not know what I was letting myself in for. A young man who wishes to remain a sound Atheist cannot be too careful of his reading. There are traps everywhere — “Bibles laid open, millions of surprises,” as Herbert says, “fine nets and stratagems.” God is, if I may say it, very unscrupulous.”

Of course, I do not believe that Bob reads. And frankly, I don't think he even watches particularly deep or insightful movies.
It's part of what makes his Thinkers vs. Believers stance so laughable, in that it's such a false dichotomy. Many of the great thinkers in history believed in a higher power, and many who believe spend a long time studying their religious texts and pontificating on what they mean. Conversely, many atheists refuse to do any kind of research past surface level, and thus end up getting many basic facts wrong, hardly the Thinker elite that Bob implies (because we all know that Thinker is synonymous with atheist in his mind).

(To be fair, this happens a lot with believers as well, which is how many get suckered into false teachings like the Prosperity Gospel. Point being, belief and thought go hand-in-hand, and practically no one solely does one or the other.)

Bob is also not immune to being a Believer himself, except he's replaced the Christian God with his own secular vision. He believes in the Superior Future, where scientists and artists, unshackled by such petty concerns as morality and ethics, will deliver unto him his robot body, his spaceship, his harem of robo-waifus, and an unlimited supply of entertainment custom-tailored to his specifications. He believes that it's only the regressive chuds that are hamstrung by faith that are holding this promised utopia back from him, and that if they were exterminated, he would have everything he dreamed of tomorrow. Never mind that this is actually less coherent than most religions, Bob takes it on faith that this is how the world should work.

And of course, need we recall how he was (allegedly) part of a group of online nerds that believed they could will their perfect reality into being just by thinking about it?

The world isn't as cut-and-dry as Bob wants it to be, but that won't stop his autistic crusade against those who stole the future he earned. (Don't ask him to elaborate on how he earned it, because he can't.)
 
Oh speaking of Greek shit:
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Like Poor Things, this movie is supposed to be disposable anyway. Thank you for granting it undue importance by comparing it with Birth Of A Nation.
LMAO which Birth of a Nation, Matt? The racist one that laid the foundation of how all movies are made and presented or the progressive one from a 2016 that selfishly tried to reclaim the title to own them racists that no one watched and no one talks about?
 
04Mar#01
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04Mar#02
If you have a problem with Biden paying jews to enact pogrom, you are an actor who wants to bring fascism into America.
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04Mar#03
Stancil.
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04Mar#06
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So why don't you, superhumanoid, turn your mom's and your brother's houses into Affordable housing?

04Mar#07
Tesla is hardly the only tech company that releases poorly-tested products.
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BTW One of the attendants to this talk dressed like this.
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04Mar#08
Coffin on Donkey Kong Guy again. He thinks James Somerton wants to join Breadtube's kool kid klub but was continually rebuffed -- just like Coffin himself, but unlike Somerton, Coffin has learned to say sour grapes.
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Both Bobby's and Herostratus's assessments are accurate.

04Mar#09
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I don't know who is Sydney Sweeney.

04Mar#10
Zach Antolek talks about Abigail's old book Irreversible Damage.
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04Mar#11
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Looks like an accident waiting to happen.


04Mar#12
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You don't get to comment on literacy if you're an adult who reads comic books.

04Mar#13
Even Joker has a moral compass.
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04Mar#14
Logorrhea about Superman.
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04Mar#15
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04Mar#16
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04Mar#17
The Spider logo on the suit transitions into a window with a view to an old house.
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What's wrong with mocking this transition?

04Mar#18
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04Mar#19
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04Mar#20
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04Mar#21
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04Mar#22
Mr. Beast has some protips to struggling "video essayists".
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He believes in the Superior Future, where scientists and artists, unshackled by such petty concerns as morality and ethics, will deliver unto him his robot body, his spaceship, his harem of robo-waifus, and an unlimited supply of entertainment custom-tailored to his specifications.
My name is Robert Chipman, and I'm here to ask you a question: is a man not entitled to exactly what he wants when he wants it? No, says the man in Mar-A-Lago, we must drain the swamp! No, says the man in Church, if you don't work you don't eat! No, says the man on Breadtube, you must consider the collective good!

I rejected those answers. Instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose: the Superior Future. A future where the scientist can build my robo harem, where the artist can make my Marvel movies, where the Thinker won't be shackled by Believers.

And this is my Superior Future, chud. Not yours.


04Mar#06
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So why don't you, superhumanoid, turn your mom's and your brother's houses into Affordable housing?
We say "affordable housing" because saying "those damned dirty niggers" will get you ostracized. We all know why, we just dance around it.

04Mar#02
If you have a problem with Biden paying jews to enact pogrom, you are an actor who wants to bring fascism into America.
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I have my own problems with Trump, but one thing he did that I absolutely agree with was reduce our military presence around the world, and he didn't start any new wars. We're not the world's police force. I have no doubt he'd have conducted an Afghanistan withdrawal better than Biden.

04Mar#22
Mr. Beast has some protips to struggling "video essayists".
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Mr. Breast was scouted by a talent agency and made famous. He is the embodiment of the phrase "he's famous for being famous."

Pewdiepie was a Swedish nerd who enjoyed playing video games, and his personality connected with a large audience.

YouTube can do whatever it likes with its algorithm. Robert won't become famous, because his personality is terrible and he's not backed by a multi-billion dollar talent agency. It doesn't matter how many right-wingers the algorithm, censors.
 
01Mar#10
Bobby jams in someone's Twitter thread, yet he accuses of the OP for randomly tumbling into his feed.
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Marvel Theorem: Good writing = pile as many non-sequitur as you can, multiply them with nostalgia bait, and index everything with "so it happened".
OK I know how this happened. At the top of your Twitter page there are two selections: "For You" and "Following". They had differentish names before Elon took over but did the same things as now. The "Following" selection only shows you what the people that you follow have posted, retweeted, or liked. The "For You" selection is a mess of people you follow, random stuff picked by Twitter's algorithm, and ads. I had completely forgotten this was even a feature till Twitter randomly decided to switch me recently. I've often wondered how Bob finds some of the randos he does and this helps explain it. Bob goes out of his way to make his twitter experience worse just so he has something to complain about.
 
04Mar#12
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You don't get to comment on literacy if you're an adult who reads comic books.

04Mar#13
Even Joker has a moral compass.
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04Mar#14
Logorrhea about Superman.
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04Mar#15
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04Mar#16
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04Mar#17
The Spider logo on the suit transitions into a window with a view to an old house.
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What's wrong with mocking this transition?
You know, I like capeshit but this stuff right here, turns me off.

Seriously, this kind of shit is why people think nerds are total losers.
 
Ah, vote for Biden now because NEXT time we'll get a millennial in that'll change everything. Crabs in a bucket man.
. Breast was scouted by a talent agency and made famous. He is the embodiment of the phrase "he's famous for being famous."

Pewdiepie was a Swedish nerd who enjoyed playing video games, and his personality connected with a large audience.

YouTube can do whatever it likes with its algorithm. Robert won't become famous, because his personality is terrible and he's not backed by a multi-billion dollar talent agency. It doesn't matter how many right-wingers the algorithm, censors
Bob has the personality of a angry potato. And looks like one too. No one is keeping him down but him. The self pity is unreal.
 
04Mar#09
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I don't know who is Sydney Sweeney.
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One of the girls in Madame Web. Soon to be Mrs. Bob Chipman, I'm certain.
They call X-Men "woke," because using the phrase "made for faggots now" would get them cancelled. It's not about the X-gene or whatever any more, it's about gay characters being gay for each other. Which has reduced the audience somewhat. But we're all supposed to pretend that the straight teenage boys who were always the audience for X-Men are still going to like it just as much now that it's a gay special interest comic.
 
You know, I like capeshit but this stuff right here, turns me off.

Seriously, this kind of shit is why people think nerds are total losers.
I'm a comic book guy well was I haven't read anything regularly in a decade, but I use to read tons of comics monthly before that since the late 80's. I like Superhero movies 95% aren't high art or anything but most are fun, a few are preachy, a few are total clusterfucks looking at WB and the DCEU. But most are just fun that's it. So, with that said.

The worst thing to happen to the Superhero Genre was it went Mainstream. It's like going to a local place to eat that has great food then they get successful start expanding and become homogeneous and bland to try and please all palates. With the added insult of Nerd Gentrification fake fucking "Nerds and Geeks" who latch onto the genre because it's now trending and start dictating the fandom to those who have been there from the start.

& Blobby is the worst kind of parasite he was a fair-weather fan at best when the stuff wasn't popular and now acts like an elder statesman of the genre now that its trendy and he tries to impress these fake nerds with his "Knowledge" that mostly comes from Wikipedia by making "Predications" Stevie Wonder could see coming.
 
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