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Just something I wanted to get off of my chest. Enjoy.How about a manga called "Mario", where instead of ninjas, the Mafia is the dominant military and governing force. Enter Mario, an orphan with a strange tattoo on his back that everybody in his village - SORRY! - TOWN totally don't know the meaning of, and ostracize him because when he was an infant, SOMEHOW, the town got caught on fire and some fuckwad started spreading bullshit rumors that a newborn baby started it. Naturally, the single digit IQ citizens who can still manage to tie their shoes in the morning, and at night, and can suck their thumbs with a modicum of precision, totally believe this and take it at face value.
Sick and tired over the abuse - wait - not abuse, because that's totally okay in Japanese society, (and rape, for some reason), he vows to become the 'THE BOSS' (ALL CAPS), to surpass all past 'THE BOSS'es and prove to everyone that a no name orphan, talentless, no genetic advantage person like him can succeed through nothing but hard work.
Long story short, they are invaded by aliens, and they somehow have DBZ level powers that can fight the aliens, and Mario is revealed to be the genetically engineered clone of the TOWN's bestest best 'THE BOSS' evah, who was descended from JESUS CHRIST HIMSELF! and that he had natural gifts that allowed him to breeze through every training in a matter of a week, get some bullshit power up from his dead ancestors, and somehow preaches to his contemporaries in the end that they TOO can become as godly overpowered as him.
Oh, and in the sequel, he goes away or something, I don't care. I'm making it up as I go along. I hate my wife. I love my brother. I hate all women. I think they're abominations with stinky holes instead of delicious dicks. I love aliens. I wanted to write about samurai aliens. Why is it so hard? Why don't people like my writing? I blame my editor. Even though he kept tard wrangling just some of the most retarded ideas I had, I fucking hope he and his family dies in a ditch. Did I mention that I'm in love with my brother?
Yeah...