Personal Lolcows: Tumblr Edition - A website like Tumblr tends to breed exceptional individuals

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.
IvanaHumpalot said:
Ayy lmao yes, its the same person. I thought they would grow out of that drama shit, but apparently nope. :(
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Oh god, not this bitch. Her friends are causing havoc on this one discord server and I can't kick them until they explicity break one of our rules.
 
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Rilakkuma said:
Oh god, not this bitch. Her friends are causing havoc on this one discord server and I can't kick them until they explicity break one of our rules.
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Start asking them to stop causing drama, when they ignore that repeated times tell them flat out you're going to ban them for making a toxic (eugh) enviroment. I would imagine your duty as a Moderator/Admin would be to not only uphold the rules, but also the spirit of the community.
 
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fishercat said:
Are y'all going to say this guy's url or what
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They used to go by Sarcasmosaur on Tumblr. Now they go by Jamison-Rutledge.

... I'm not even sure if I want a thread on them because a while back I had a nightmare that they found out they had a thread on Kiwi Farms and they tried to murder me by hiding in my walls and waiting for me to fall asleep. It was kind of terrifying. I do not know how they fit in my walls.

Don't think there'd be enough material for a whole thread anyway.
 
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I just checked them out.
Looks like they're in contact with a former friend of mine that I mentioned in the earlier pages of the Random Tumblr Posts thread.

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"I don't like canon!!! Wah wah wah!" :(

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Heterosexual relationships are the devil's doing.

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Yeesh, I can see why you stopped being friends, @Meowthkip and @IvanaHumpalot.
 
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IvanaHumpalot said:
Same sperging about shipping ''HOW DARE YOU SHIP THEM WITH WOMEN, THEY ARE GAY GAY GAY GAY, DID YOU KNOW THEY ARE GAY, AND ITS CUZ I SAID SO!''. I dare to say its even worse now because they incorporated a looot of buzzwords that are popular around tumblr, such as ''ableist'' or ''queerbaiting''.
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Do these people even know that "queerbait" is what kids used to call each other to suggest they were attractive to adult homosexuals?
 
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fishercat said:
I just checked them out.
Looks like they're in contact with a former friend of mine that I mentioned in the earlier pages of the Random Tumblr Posts thread.

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"I don't like canon!!! Wah wah wah!" :(

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Heterosexual relationships are the devil's doing.

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Yeesh, I can see why you stopped being friends, @Meowthkip and @IvanaHumpalot.
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I was not that close to them, but they are so toxic, one day you'd woke up and just by looking at dashboard you'd know they started throwing tantrum at something. Or someone.
They'd drag people down even if they didn't even have contact with them before, just because they didn't align with their preferences, and then it was a shitfest.

They're like that panda from that commercial where panda starts throwing your shit just because you won't buy panda cheese. Only less cute. Waaaaaaay less cuter.

Meowthkip said:
They used to go by Sarcasmosaur on Tumblr. Now they go by Jamison-Rutledge.

... I'm not even sure if I want a thread on them because a while back I had a nightmare that they found out they had a thread on Kiwi Farms and they tried to murder me by hiding in my walls and waiting for me to fall asleep. It was kind of terrifying. I do not know how they fit in my walls.

Don't think there'd be enough material for a whole thread anyway.
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Nah, they don't warrant a thread, but they definitely do warrant a mention in here. They're like one of those historic specimen of sjw, I'd dare to say they' are probably a first one I've seen.
 
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So I went back to see how my old desperate label-gathering cow was doing and...

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-sniffles- all growed up and ready to smash gender rolls at 25! You do you boo.
 
IvanaHumpalot said:
I was not that close to them, but they are so toxic, one day you'd woke up and just by looking at dashboard you'd know they started throwing tantrum at something. Or someone.
They'd drag people down even if they didn't even have contact with them before, just because they didn't align with their preferences, and then it was a shitfest.
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Why are they putting slashes in the names of the characters?
 
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Hypodermic Johnny said:
To avoid their post getting picked up in Tumblr's tags and for what will surely be the barrage of anon hate/people pointing and laughing at how exceptional they are.
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Which incredulously does not work, since they tie up loose ends like Hillary cleans an inbox. Any search of an account brings up asks sent, and the auto-tagging of their blogname when a person reblogs/answers an ask.

There may also be a flaw with how Tumblr can still interpret the broken tag if you use the ASCII code of the forward slash, but they might have fixed that since.
 
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Apparently I didn't learn my lesson the first time about joining strange chat groups I see advertisements for on Tumblr!

See ad posted for a Discord group for webcomics. I figure "hey I could use pointers about starting a comic, networking, art critiques, etc." and it's a smaller group, so it surely couldn't go anywhere near as wrong as the OC writers' Skype group full of teenagers did, right?

First red flag, most of them are furries or at least that special hellish furry-lite brand that Tumblr likes to cultivate. At least one is a dragon otherkin. Another has some weird edgy obsession with guns to the point one of her OCs is...basically a gun-dragon. The newest mod is an MLP artist AND a Columbiner/serial killer fangirl. The only really sane/noncringy person is an older Twitter furry who's all about dem gains - that's right, a weightlifter furry.

Literally as I started writing this, one of the mods just started asking about pronouns. And most of them are claiming to be "genderfluid".

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(The one positive, they are pretty good with doling out art critique/tutorials, and my art has shown actual improvement, at least.)

EDIT: The Columbiner mod gave me a warning for excessive cursing. I decided that was the sign I should learn my lesson and I haven't been back since then.
 
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The reason I quit tumblr was primarily because of a young woman from the same fandom as I who I'd had a beef with for some time. We were formerly "friends", but she split after I started having extreme issues in my real life that interfered with fandom interaction as almost a whole. Then she became a snowflake. An uncalled for transition to the 'nonbinary', "CALL ME THEY OR ELSE". In the process of me trying to comprehend why she'd done it, and trying to even convince her to snap out of it, she got mad at me for calling her what she was acting like, a bitch, and actually branded me a 'gendered slurrer' of sorts. Which is where my current title comes from.

You can't make this shit up. She claimed to be consistently triggered from thereon out at even a hint at the word, and that remains hilarious to this day for some reason to me personally. I don't know how I rusted her jimmies so, but I did. Didn't mean nearly two years of drama were worth the trouble, but that being said, her sensitivities to the slightest things are a bit funny and saddening at the same time.

Haven't checked up on her in months, but sent a friend to do it for me. They say she's still hella flake.
 
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