Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Mesh Gear Fox]

It’s impossible to know the exact numbers obviously but she’s still probably doing ok with YT cash.

I think she's making enough to be comfortable. She's not raking it in like she was years ago, we rarely see hauls now but she has enough for food and stupid shit. If she was really desperate for cash, she'd be uploading a lot more.

 

[waddle]

I might seem like a retard and catch some hats for this but I gotta get this off my chest...
Not often, but sometimes I check her sub for updates and look through the posts a bit, and (apart from all the other bullshit over there but let's just ignore that) recently, everyone's been obsessed with pointing out how "badly she aged", how old she looks for 33, etc... Going so far as to post pictures that are maybe a year apart, where you can't really see a difference at all when it comes to aging, and circlejerking themselves with stuff like "she ages like bread hehe" ...
Maybe it's because Reddit, especially these kinda subs, are full of 30+ year old women who are extremely superficial yet extremely insecure, but honestly I don't get why everyone is trolling so hard... like she clearly has a "younger" face and is 500lbs, she's not gonna look that old, why do you have to tell yourself that specifically? Is it not enough that she's already the size of a truck and failing at everything in life while also documenting it like a retard? Like, I genuinely think these people compare themselves to her and now their internal monologue is telling them shit like "She can't be aging better than me!"...
When someone's that fat it's easy to look younger in the face at 30, which is not even that fucking old. Also, looking unhealthy af is not the same as looking old.
Maybe I just suck at noticing these things, do you guys think she looks old (for her age) at all? I honestly don't see it. I see a 30 year old, 500lbs woman looking exactly like that.

 

[Xenomorph]

I might seem like a retard and catch some hats for this but I gotta get this off my chest...
Not often, but sometimes I check her sub for updates and look through the posts a bit, and (apart from all the other bullshit over there but let's just ignore that) recently, everyone's been obsessed with pointing out how "badly she aged", how old she looks for 33, etc... Going so far as to post pictures that are maybe a year apart, where you can't really see a difference at all when it comes to aging, and circlejerking themselves with stuff like "she ages like bread hehe" ...
Maybe it's because Reddit, especially these kinda subs, are full of 30+ year old women who are extremely superficial yet extremely insecure, but honestly I don't get why everyone is trolling so hard... like she clearly has a "younger" face and is 500lbs, she's not gonna look that old, why do you have to tell yourself that specifically? Is it not enough that she's already the size of a truck and failing at everything in life while also documenting it like a retard? Like, I genuinely think these people compare themselves to her and now their internal monologue is telling them shit like "She can't be aging better than me!"...
When someone's that fat it's easy to look younger in the face at 30, which is not even that fucking old. Also, looking unhealthy af is not the same as looking old.
Maybe I just suck at noticing these things, do you guys think she looks old (for her age) at all? I honestly don't see it. I see a 30 year old, 500lbs woman looking exactly like that.

Because the cunts at Plebbit especially need to prove they are better than a 500 pound shut-in. I would imagine cause a lot of em are fat too! Now over here I think people are nit picking cause they are bored with her and are looking for anything to say, the ones who think 30 is old are probably young ladies who have no concept of aging in the modern world or are men.

 

[reinhold]

Maybe I just suck at noticing these things, do you guys think she looks old (for her age) at all? I honestly don't see it. I see a 30 year old, 500lbs woman looking exactly like that.

Putting her vast obesity aside, I think she looks pretty much like a woman in her 30s. She doesn't look especially young; she doesn't look especially old. Having said that, I also think she's beginning to age pretty rapidly -- she has gone from passing as a young woman, to taking on a decidedly middle-aged cast, in just the last couple of years. Gravity isn't going to be kind to her face in particular. Those round cheeks can turn into jowls with surprising rapidity.

I think, though, that she is increasingly suffering from a mismatch between her visible age and her behavior, and that's what makes her seem "old." She has always acted like someone a decade younger than she actually is -- and I'm not talking about her legos, I'm talking about her way of interacting, which always seems to be based on whatever much younger women are doing on social media. And maybe a 25-year-old can just barely sort of get away with that, but a 35-year-old is going to seem weird and sort of pathetic doing the same thing. She is becoming an unusually grotesque example of "mutton dressed as lamb," and it only makes the lines and increasing droop of her face more striking.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

I might seem like a retard and catch some hats for this but I gotta get this off my chest...
Not often, but sometimes I check her sub for updates and look through the posts a bit, and (apart from all the other bullshit over there but let's just ignore that) recently, everyone's been obsessed with pointing out how "badly she aged", how old she looks for 33, etc... Going so far as to post pictures that are maybe a year apart, where you can't really see a difference at all when it comes to aging, and circlejerking themselves with stuff like "she ages like bread hehe" ...
Maybe it's because Reddit, especially these kinda subs, are full of 30+ year old women who are extremely superficial yet extremely insecure, but honestly I don't get why everyone is trolling so hard... like she clearly has a "younger" face and is 500lbs, she's not gonna look that old, why do you have to tell yourself that specifically? Is it not enough that she's already the size of a truck and failing at everything in life while also documenting it like a retard? Like, I genuinely think these people compare themselves to her and now their internal monologue is telling them shit like "She can't be aging better than me!"...
When someone's that fat it's easy to look younger in the face at 30, which is not even that fucking old. Also, looking unhealthy af is not the same as looking old.
Maybe I just suck at noticing these things, do you guys think she looks old (for her age) at all? I honestly don't see it. I see a 30 year old, 500lbs woman looking exactly like that.

Honestly the gorls on reddit are obsessed with her in a way that makes us Kiwifarms autists look like casuals. Especially the multiple essays per week discussing her hygiene along with detailed, almost pornographic descriptions of what she might smell like.

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

Not to mention her thinning hair and her teeth that she keeps needed to have pulled because she "brushes too much." And her caked on makeup that she refuses to wash off her face. She sometimes looks like a two year old and other times looks like a 60 year old grandmother with a three pack a day smoking habit.

Putting her vast obesity aside, I think she looks pretty much like a woman in her 30s. She doesn't look especially young; she doesn't look especially old. Having said that, I also think she's beginning to age pretty rapidly -- she has gone from passing as a young woman, to taking on a decidedly middle-aged cast, in just the last couple of years. Gravity isn't going to be kind to her face in particular. Those round cheeks can turn into jowls with surprising rapidity.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

A bar of soap and a decent haircut to get rid of the fried rat's tails split ends would take years off of her.

Well, a few months at least.

 

[Bookish]

Honestly, she's not one of those babyfaced, heavier people. I don't comment on how she's aging normally, as her behavior is the bigger issue, but the age she looks varies in different photos. Sometimes she looks 30 something, sometimes 40s, and sometimes she looks like someone's memaw who is significantly older. I think that's as much her presentation and lack of care for herself, as something to do with her weight, which I'm sure also has an impact.

 

[Hellfire Club]

well, if you take in consideration that, besides genetics and sun care, water intake and health food are the most important factors to a young skin, I have bad news for the hambeast. It is hard to say on camera, but I bet she looks older than 30s IRL

this girl drank a glass of water during Barcelona Olympics and never again

 

[Suspicious Activity]

Somehow the lyrics of this little song make me think about many of our lolcows, particularly Amber. Maybe Chantal, but she has no finer feelings or hope. HFC, possibly. Mostly Amber. It’s a pretty little song. Can’t come off it feeling angry, only mildly hopeful. IMHO.

Link.. https://youtu.be/aVhPBr3qtzc?si=_VdjEzwgFASlKuml

 

[inquizadoor]

was I 600 pounds? the truth, & cute new blanket! | vlog​

new vid up for a day and no one cared, love that for her.

claims to weigh 502.8 elbees. eating aaaygs again of course. speaking of her aging, she points out her grey hairs and talks about how 'young at heart' she is. claims her lack of torrid hauls is bc they dont have cute things not bc shes broke. weighs in AGAIN and lost a whole .8 elbees.

opens up a giant pink scream blanket, probably still cant cover all of her. now wants to do 'weight loss moments' talking about total overall weight loss, how is that new?

claims AGAIN that she was NEVER over 600 pounds, she just 'looked it' and lived 'that 600lb life'. says if she ever WAS over 600lbs, she didnt know bc she didnt 'physically see it on the scale'. sounds like a copout bc we all fucking know she cant actually SEE the numbers over her gunt. cant get out of this on a technicality hamber.

she weighed in AGAIN at 499, so of course shes celebrating being 'out of the 500s' like that wont change by dinner time. fucking idiot. "i have room to grow, room to improve" bitch all you do is grow. says she needs to lose 8lbs a month to reach her goal of 100lbs lost this year, which we know will never happen.

 

[FatalTater]

Amber likes being fat. It makes her special.

I've often thought that if Foodie Beauty Chantal was magically 200 lbs, she'd revel in her newfound mobility and be out beezing all over the damn place, but if Amber were magically turned 200 lbs, she would panic and start binge eating sticks of butter while sobbing.
Fat Amber is who she is, and who she wants to be.

She has lost weight since the "600 lbs" days. Look at how much she resembled a bloated tick then compared to now. Becky was certainly one of those people who shows love by overfeeding. Remember how fat Twinkie was when Becky was around?

Regardless of size, Amber is useless and dull and I'm not watching her videos.

 

[Constellationzero]

was I 600 pounds? the truth

YES, dipshit, you were, and you were well OVER 600.

Fucking landwhale piece of shit.

Amber likes being fat. It protects her from getting a job.

 

[Goatchoker]

YES, dipshit, you were, and you were well OVER 600.

Fucking landwhale piece of shit.

Amber likes being fat. It protects her from getting a job.

I love that she makes it seem like she’s alright because “she didn’t hit” 600lbs.

First. Lies. Second. Bitch you are 5’ nothing and being 572.4 is essentially the same as being 600lbs.

The person who does the “90 day fiancé” animated episodes about Chantal made a preview of a new video with hamber and it was funny.
Can’t post it currently. But someone not on mobile could.


Thank you! @Its All So Tiresome

 

[It's All So Tiresome]

Can’t post it currently. But someone not on mobile could.

This one?

The uber eats delivery lady with 4 bags and Kentucky chins with the double nose rings, very funny. Her children's teeth were rather good too.

 

[FarmVille]

I wouldn’t necessarily say ALR likes being fat but she has been fat her entire. And not fat-kid fat like really goddamn fat. I don’t think she could comprehend not being fat.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

Because the cunts at Plebbit especially need to prove they are better than a 500 pound shut-in. I would imagine cause a lot of em are fat too! Now over here I think people are nit picking cause they are bored with her and are looking for anything to say, the ones who think 30 is old are probably young ladies who have no concept of aging in the modern world or are men.

Yeah, well, I totally wear a size 3 at Torrid and she's WAY fatter than I am. Also, she probably smells like Limburger cheese, unwashed buttcrack, and the jockstrap of the fattest sweatiest fuck in your gym class.

Hope this helps.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

I wouldn’t necessarily say ALR likes being fat but she has been fat her entire. And not fat-kid fat like really goddamn fat. I don’t think she could comprehend not being fat.

This also explains why all her attempts to lose weight have always been haphazard. She has no frame of reference for how she would look if she was thin. She also has no concept of what portion of food she needs to eat. She always says that she needs to eat more because she is a big girl, not realizing that it is the reason why she is a big girl. If she really wants to lose weight, she must enrol in a medically supervised weight loss programme. Her usual "7-days-of-Jenny-Craig" plan just does not cut it.

 

[TardiX]

was I 600 pounds? the truth, & cute new blanket! | vlog​

Good god did a mortician do her makeup? Whether she looks old or not is neither here nor there, she is geriatric for a death fat and looks ROUGH. Was he hair always broken off around where a human's collar bones would be?

Ew bring the filters back, GAG

 

[D.Angus]

Gorls, why does she have an "Astro Boy" figure? Have I seriously missed the lore behind it, because I don't think I've ever heard her mention it.