Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[maybe a pigeon]

I use her as an appetite suppressant. To be fair, HayderTube content is more effective at that, but I enjoy the speculation around here.

Don’t forget regular dental checkups, holy shit.

 

[goodgrief]

I use her as an appetite suppressant. To be fair, HayderTube content is more effective at that, but I enjoy the speculation around here.

This may seem retarded, and it probably is. But nevertheless I'm sure a lot of people do it. I use her videos as a sleep aid. Not her channel, but compilations people make. She's so fucking boring it knocks me the fuck out. Nothing better than a 15-20 min video if I can't sleep. I know I won't hear anything intelligent or interesting or new. Just her droning on and on and on about nothing important.

 

[Constellationzero]

I use her videos as the good Lord intended:

As the county fair freakshow of 1950's lore without having to pay for an extra ticket to get in.

 

[Spiteful Armchair Pysch]

This may seem retarded, and it probably is. But nevertheless I'm sure a lot of people do it. I use her videos as a sleep aid. Not her channel, but compilations people make. She's so fucking boring it knocks me the fuck out. Nothing better than a 15-20 min video if I can't sleep. I know I won't hear anything intelligent or interesting or new. Just her droning on and on and on about nothing important.

I did that after I had a baby. I was up all night and would need something to help me unwind mentally and doze off while the baby slept. I used to pass out listening.

 

[FatalTater]

I wouldn't want to sleep while Amber was blathering for fear that I might subliminally become as stupid as she is.
Turn on a nice documentary about medieval interior decorating or something instead.

 

[Kier Starmer]

I can't even get through a bottle video at this point because bottle edits to make it more interesting from how boring she is but it clashes. Her newest video is just her gaslighting as usual, she never said she was 600lbs in 2019. I am pretty sure she did. She did kind of slip on her money though; she states that she is not getting any Torrid because they have no black clothes. In actuality, I imagine with the new state and dip in income it is pretty hard to stay afloat.

She mentioned she loves the Scream films too which she has never mentioned but she is baiting this caregiver hard. If she does it's just an op like Becky was anyway. Her views are at her lowest ever and she is barely getting 3k a month from Youtube meaning she is probably dipping into her savings hard now and knows it. This decline has been slow but inevitable her highest month in 3 years was when Jade left her. It has been about 3 years coming but now we are in this decline arc. My initial theory I think was bang on where she would put videos out every 3 days to inflate her true amount of viewers. The problem is though this squeezes your current audience so when they leave they leave out of frustration.

It does not help either that most of the reactors have quit or abandoned her only a handful remain. I don't include people like Chikara or any other health channel because their content is differently aimed. She has clearly lost a lot of figures from that probably about 300,000 - 600,000. She is clearly in a bit of a predicament though because she hates Youtube but is beholden to it but she cannot get the numbers. Years ago I said her constant clickbaiting will fuck her over and here we are.

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

Same. It's been months, many even years, since I've watch anything Amber related. Its even too painful to watch clips or a reaction channel. I do miss being able to read a summary of her video. Can't remember who used to do that. I just looked to see how her numbers look and she has 43k views on a three day old video. Yikes. Keep that job Alexis.

I can't even get through a bottle video at this point because bottle edits to make it more interesting from how boring she is but it clashes. Her newest video is just her gaslighting as usual, she never said she was 600lbs in 2019. I am pretty sure she did. She did kind of slip on her money though; she states that she is not getting any Torrid because they have no black clothes. In actuality, I imagine with the new state and dip in income it is pretty hard to stay afloat.

 

[Mediogre]

I don't believe anything she says, but why is she sooo happy to be barely in the 400s? She claimed to reach 466 when she was on ozempic. If she'd kept up with it she may have gotten closer to her goal. I don't understand the logic in her fearing to lose weight. It's like she believes she will starve to death.

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

I don't believe anything she says, but why is she sooo happy to be barely in the 400s? She claimed to reach 466 when she was on ozempic. If she'd kept up with it she may have gotten closer to her goal. I don't understand the logic in her fearing to lose weight. It's like she believes she will starve to death.

I think one of her genuine fears is the loose skin she'd end up with. This past year, you can tell her flab is starting to slide south, she's really dumpy looking.

 

[pippeyyy]

I don't believe anything she says, but why is she sooo happy to be barely in the 400s? She claimed to reach 466 when she was on ozempic. If she'd kept up with it she may have gotten closer to her goal. I don't understand the logic in her fearing to lose weight. It's like she believes she will starve to death.

She has said many times that she will starve to death. When someone in a chat told her she could go a year without food she said that wasn't true and sure she'd lose some weight but she'd die after a week or two. She "has to eat to survive" and that means using every single weight watcher point allowed and every single calorie allowed or she will start starving to death. That part of her brain is the most fascinating thing about her.

 

[Mekahineyho]

Those view numbers from her last 3 videos though!! Phew! Excited for a vlog titled “moving in with my mom!!” By next year

You know she’s chomping at the bits to do mukbangs, but she can’t because she’s trying to appear healthy and decent for her valentine.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

I think one of her genuine fears is the loose skin she'd end up with. This past year, you can tell her flab is starting to slide south, she's really dumpy looking.

She absolutely fears having loose skin. She has said it a few times before. She thinks that she is pretty and that loose skin is not part of it. What she is trying to do is claim that she is on a weight loss programme without being on a weight loss programme.

 

[FarmVille]

When someone in a chat told her she could go a year without food she said that wasn't true and sure she'd lose some weight but she'd die after a week or two.

This is a very weird rabbit hole to go down but there have been morbidly obese people who have died of starvation. The body does not only break down fat for energy, but also protein and without sufficient protein the body shuts down. Not after a week probably in less than a year assuming they start out really fucking fat.


Anyway ten years is a loooong time to be on youtube. If she had any sense she’d enroll in community college and look for an exit plan. Wouldn’t even interfere with finding a new wipey.

 

[Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy]

So I was listening to Gorldworld Ireland video and that spineless potato refereed to Beggy as "Beck"

We lost another one.

 

[Mekahineyho]

Anyway ten years is a loooong time to be on youtube. If she had any sense she’d enroll in community college and look for an exit plan. Wouldn’t even interfere with finding a new wipey.

She should have spent all that desk time with Jade working on some kind of online course instead of watching H3 and ordering poke bowls. She seems to be putting on a brave face that her relevancy is eternal or that she has a huge savings she can float on for a bit. I mentioned above that she’s going to end up moving in with her mom down the line if she can’t secure a caretaker that possibly has their own income.

 

[pippeyyy]

This is a very weird rabbit hole to go down but there have been morbidly obese people who have died of starvation. The body does not only break down fat for energy, but also protein and without sufficient protein the body shuts down. Not after a week probably in less than a year assuming they start out really fucking fat.


Anyway ten years is a loooong time to be on youtube. If she had any sense she’d enroll in community college and look for an exit plan. Wouldn’t even interfere with finding a new wipey.

If I remember correctly, it was about the guy (?) that didn't eat for a year under medical supervision and lost all the weight. He was getting vitamins and other things to stay healthy and she denied it could be done. I should have added that to my post.

 

[Skinless Nugget]

I don't believe for one minute that some illiterate fat piece of shit that has eaten itself to over 600lbs has any kind of savings for itself. She's incredibly, aggressively stupid & with all the useless garbage she buys & the way she eats.. just her intelligence level alone tells me she didn't plan for the future (as in save, she won't live long enough for a fulfilling future). The way she eats there's no way there's money left over, especially since her views are in the toilet. Fitting, since she's just circling the toilet bowl like a fat turd that just won't flush.

 

[Even more 8008135]

This idiot is so boring I almost forgot.

March 2024: Still a fat. useless LOSER.

 

[maybe a pigeon]

That $3,000 a month from YT explains the shopping slowdown. People have been saying she stopped the Torrid hauls because she’s too fat to fit into their largest size, but I think it’s just as likely she can’t afford to drop $500 on new clothes atm. The last clothes I remember her buying were some hideous maxi dresses from Amazon that probably retailed for $29.

Meanwhile, Alexandra Rodriguez, (fat fuck influencer with half a million subs that Amber wants to be when she grows up) just posted a vlog featuring a spring dress haul, two new pairs of sandals, and a bunch of home shit from Target.

Jesus, I never thought it would happen, but I may be running out of schadenfreude. I guess I need to make a Target run and pick some up.

 

[FarmVille]

It’s impossible to know the exact numbers obviously but she’s still probably doing ok with YT cash. Somehow ALR still gets 50k views for videos of her sitting on her couch talking about fuck all. 400k-500k views per month is a lot even if it’s not gaycare era. Alexandra Rodriguez uploads more but has lower numbers.