Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Vegetamite]

I suppose the gummy buildup from not showering is sufficient lubrication for the thigh chaffing for daily waddles to and fro

You could have stayed a lurker saying shit like that

 

[Even more 8008135]

She responded to the chat by saying "if you're on Kiwi Farms then you're literally trash"

Said the unemployed, uneducated, super-morbidly obese loser with a personality disorder (or three).

You can't make this shit up.

 

[FarmVille]

Said the unemployed, uneducated, super-morbidly obese loser with a personality disorder (or three).

You can't make this shit up.

Are you describing ALR or kiwifarm’s thunderdome posters?

 

[Xenomorph]

Says the bitch whose clothing size is Contractor Garbage Bag.

 

[BigGulpin]

No funny images in this video, but Sabine Davis posted this in a video from a few days ago. It's from one of Ambo's TikToks, and I'm not sure if she's high as balls or the filters are freaking the fuck out, but she looks cross-eyed and it's worth a chuckle:

The filters were made for non-moon shaped faces, Tok Corporate needs to get the Chinese Machine Learning Bots into overdrive to comprehend the Average Dainty American Face. How she justifies her """"flexes"""" in her TikToks is beyond comprehension.

 

[Mekahineyho]

Amber oozes trailer trash from her pores, so it’s hilarious to see her try to do this clean soft girl aesthetic.

 

[crawl]

she has to be purposely trying to make less money in order to get into a lower tax bracket..

 

[Insulin reid]

How long do we think this singlelynn era will drag on? I can’t imagine anyone being that desperate but, she has absolutely nothing for content.

>Tfw no gf

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Are you describing ALR or kiwifarm’s thunderdome posters?

Amber has had more girlfriends than your average thunderdome autist

 

[User 167558]

I'm honestly quite surprised this thread is still active. I pop in every now and then (just like youtube) to see if she's lost weight/gotten fatter or died and am always dissapointed. Her content is beyond boring, beyond brain numbing- she does the same thing everyday, recronds the same stuff, says the same stuff - the fact she still has haydurs and an active subreddit says a lot more so on them to be honest.

 

[FarmVille]

Not only is she boring but she clearly hates creating content. Every video is 100% “service employee who already put in notice” energy.

 

[Mekahineyho]

Not only is she boring but she clearly hates creating content. Every video is 100% “service employee who already put in notice” energy.

Ohlordyitsjordy says that almost every reaction to her, that she hates doing YouTube and doesn’t want to do it anymore and I agree.She wants to retire and eat Panda Express with her mom every weekend. I also think her actual end goal was for Jade to propose/marry her and then be a kept wifey who maybe could upload once or twice a month to get attention and a few dollars but otherwise just bunk off to eat and online shop.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Ohlordyitsjordy says that almost every reaction to her, that she hates doing YouTube and doesn’t want to do it anymore and I agree.She wants to retire and eat Panda Express with her mom every weekend. I also think her actual end goal was for Jade to propose/marry her and then be a kept wifey who maybe could upload once or twice a month to get attention and a few dollars but otherwise just bunk off to eat and online shop.

Amber has been doing YouTube for over 10 years now. I've heard from a few YouTubers that after a while, it gets very difficult to keep posting fresh if you only do vlogs. The most successful YouTubers, such as Marques Brownlee, do it as a business and find a niche market that they can grow. As far as Amber, she has no interaction with her audience, which she hates. This is why she rather interact with Instagram. She would also like to be a kept woman but she has very little to offer. She is not a good cook, she can't work, she can't mind or have children. She has very little to offer to a mate except her dwindling income from YouTube. I think that it explains her infatuation with Jade; she thought that she had a chance with her. However, Amber being so lazy and ungrateful, pushed her away. Unfortunately, for her, she has to continue to produce terrible vlogs that fewer and fewer people watch.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

I'm honestly quite surprised this thread is still active. I pop in every now and then (just like youtube) to see if she's lost weight/gotten fatter or died and am always dissapointed. Her content is beyond boring, beyond brain numbing- she does the same thing everyday, recronds the same stuff, says the same stuff - the fact she still has haydurs and an active subreddit says a lot more so on them to be honest.

I think most of us are just waiting for the end at this point. I remember when this thread was less than 50 pages long, when the subforum was created, etc, so I've been here for that long. There are others that have followed her even longer. I guess it's like when you've watched for that long then even if you don't really give a shit anymore, you just want to know if bitch is dead yet? My mom still forces herself to watch shows she's hated watching for a decade or more just because she's "committed" to it. Which is dumb, but I get it.

I still visit this thread, but there's so little going on that it's just not worth going in every day like when she and the subforum were active. And even the subforum got tedious when every new video thread was lucky to have two pages of comments. Always a bad sign if people can't even snark or converse about your antics when you're a social media attention whore. Whenever she actually becomes inactive or dead, it'll be about fuckin' time.

 

[Constellationzero]

She would also like to be a kept woman but she has very little to offer. She is not a good cook, she can't work, she can't mind or have children.

Perfect for degenerate feeder Tumblr. She could even find a lezbeen gym teacher type with her own whistle, lanyard, and clipboard to track the 4H HAWG'S progress.

August'll be here sooner than you think, boom boom. Better get ho'in online.

 

[BigGulpin]

I think most of us are just waiting for the end at this point.

I use her as an appetite suppressant. To be fair, HayderTube content is more effective at that, but I enjoy the speculation around here.

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

Amber has been doing YouTube for over 10 years now. I've heard from a few YouTubers that after a while, it gets very difficult to keep posting fresh if you only do vlogs. The most successful YouTubers, such as Marques Brownlee, do it as a business and find a niche market that they can grow. As far as Amber, she has no interaction with her audience, which she hates. This is why she rather interact with Instagram. She would also like to be a kept woman but she has very little to offer. She is not a good cook, she can't work, she can't mind or have children. She has very little to offer to a mate except her dwindling income from YouTube. I think that it explains her infatuation with Jade; she thought that she had a chance with her. However, Amber being so lazy and ungrateful, pushed her away. Unfortunately, for her, she has to continue to produce terrible vlogs that fewer and fewer people watch.

If it's this bad now imagine in a few years. She has at least 30 years left before she can retire and I doubt she has anything saved or any plans to save anything. I definitely think it's why she wants a gf that works. Unfortunately she is a 500 pound deathfat and can't afford even a retarded gf like "Neck". I've said this before, Amber will leave this world the same way she came into it. Living in a single wide trailer, nervously waiting for food stamp day so she can stock up on her favorite snacks, and probably still fat fishing mentally disabled girls online for money and gifts.

 

[I call shenanigans]

She has at least 30 years left before she can retire and I doubt she has anything saved or any plans to save anything.

Optimistic of you to think she has 30 years left to live. I doubt she has 7 TBH. I don’t expect her to see her 40th birthday.

I use her as an appetite suppressant. To be fair, HayderTube content is more effective at that

It doesn’t work as an “appetite suppressant” for me. It works as a cautionary tale. It reminds me to not keep snacks in my home, to eat proper (often scale measured) portions, and to say “no” to myself when it comes to wanting high calorie snacks. It also reminds me to keep regular (6 monthly because I’m ol) doctor’s appointment with a regular GP, and to be honest about any weight gains or losses.

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

I should have been more clear, I meant in theory she has that long till retirement, but I doubt she will make it to that age.

Optimistic of you to think she has 30 years left to live. I doubt she has 7 TBH. I don’t expect her to see her 40th birthday.

 

[pippeyyy]

One of the funniest parts of her not uploading is after all her rambling and swearing, she is physically incapable of uploading during the beginning of the year. She always drops off the planet the first of the year, with a few exceptions. She also tends to dip out in March. When she was pulling 100K views a video she still didn't upload for most of March and came back with a good ol muckbang of Asian noodles she hated. Her laziness just gets worse and worse and she does this too long this time and never recovers.

One can dream...m