Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[S.C.U.D.]

He was at 600 at the start of the month. What possesses somebody to give literal thousands of dollars to a gambling streamer such as Austin?
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For those new to the thread, Signalboot is (probably) a crypto millionaire who found BMJ through MATI (he's donated loads to Null in the past too) and this isn't the first time he's juiced BMJ up bigtime with subs. He has more money than sense.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

Eddie and his boys clean Bossman out with another sickening display of bald face riggery at Mines. Bossman is quitting.
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It's weird how the day after he sleeps off a crack binge he's mysteriously all depressed and weepy. I wonder what kind of gypsy curse keeps afflicting our boy like this. It's sad dood.

 

[Averagest Redditor]

this isn't the first time he's juiced BMJ up bigtime with subs

Retard.

(he's donated loads to Null in the past too)

What a based chad!

But really, I don't care how people use their money. If he can afford it, good for him.

 

[Doinker Marmalade]

But really, I don't care how people use their money. If he can afford it, good for him.

I don't care how retards spend their money, either, problem with Signal is that he is a massive attention whore, he immediately starts derailing the show or asking for some unfunny ween shit (how many times has BMJ cut off his hair on stream? It was only funny the first 5 times).
I really wish he would fuck off.

 

[break these cuffs]

For those new to the thread, Signalboot is (probably) a crypto millionaire who found BMJ through MATI (he's donated loads to Null in the past too) and this isn't the first time he's juiced BMJ up bigtime with subs. He has more money than sense.

He was a prolific Sektur paypig donating to Kino Kasino, Ralph, and other less well known lolcows over the years.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Whenever Bossman is up big he gives away sizeable amounts of cash to his viewers. Obviously he doesn't honor the giveaway when a rat wins or he's cracked out of mind but more often than not when Bossman eats everyone eats. It's that Trailer Park Boy style brand of wigger wholesomeness

It's something you have to love about him. He's a gambling addict with SOME morality.

 

[Dan of Steel]

Daily Reminder:
🗣 GET IT TWISTED 🌪 , GAMBLE . PLEASE START GAMBLING . GAMBLING IS AN INVESTMENT AND AN INVESTMENT ONLY . YOU WILL PROFIT , YOU WILL WIN ️. YOU WILL DO ALL OF THAT , YOU UNDERSTAND ⁉ ️ YOU WILL BECOME A BILLIONAIRE AND REBUILD YOUR FUCKING LIFE

 

[PositiveMonk]

You know, out of all the lolcows out there Bossman seems to actually give a shit about his viewers. Not more than gamba of course, but there's a little place in his heart for them. Addiction was never this wholesome is all I'm saying.

There is only one relationship that Austin values and maintains, his relationship with Derrick Christmas. Everyone else can go fuck themselves and they NEVER LIFT A GOD DAMN FINGER. Court is a massive paypig and Austin removed his broom recently cause "You're never here bro!" when in reality Court was probably busy for a few days. Ramblegamble was also a paypig, but he didn't juice when Austin asked so now he's in IN THE BIN. Ratdad puts a roof over his head and feeds his retarded ass, but he stopped Bossmom from juicing because he's SUCH A DOUCHE.

No one is safe from the crack rage other than Derrick, no matter what they do for him or how they talk to him.

 

[Punished Neco]

Another successful stream from Bossman. Cecil was feeling particularly generous but Eddie tapped him on the shoulder towards the end and reminded him that it isn't a Bossman stream if he doesn't lose it all at the end. Bossman is feeling especially emotional right now and has NO WEED to cope, so please be kind and juice.
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(Audio warning: He's mostly quiet but will blow your eardrums when he screams.)

Genuinely hard to tell whether you were clipping this as a PiousManJack stream or whether he just says "Oh my God" that much. It's indistinguishable

 

[Absolutely Retarded]

Loan bros...

 

[Kees H]

ARE YA WINNING, SON?

BRO, DUDE, WTF BRO OH MY FUCKING GOD THAT'S ANOTHER LOAN GONE, WTF DUDE

Spoiler: Crack-o-Vision

The riggery returneth..

Spoiler: Crack-o-Vision

Dude.. bro... oh my god bro.. dude... wtf... rigged ass game, I lost it all again, another lend gone

Spoiler: Crack-o-Vision

 

[degengambalar]

Loan bros...
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Half of his $14,000?? kick check is already promised out to lenders. 3-5 days before he gets paid, will he promise all of it out and once again be left with nothing to his name?

 

[DiggieSmalls]

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Half of his $14,000?? kick check is already promised out to lenders. 3-5 days before he gets paid, will he promise all of it out and once again be left with nothing to his name?
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Its actually kind of sad he's so addicted that he can be aware of the thing ruining his life but not want to take the steps to improve it.

 

[MadDisaster]

"Not only are they taking MY money, they're taking my viewers money from when they juice me!"
This is the most insane thing I have ever heard him say, holy shit my sides.

Sometimes I can't tell whether it's deliberate denial of the role he plays in losing all his money, or if he is actually too retarded from drugs/gambling/addiction/etc to make the connection. He just can't entertain the idea that no one takes his money - he spends every penny he gets to click website buttons. He is entirely the reason all his money goes to Stake, because he is the one spending it at Stake.

Maybe he just never went to an arcade.

 

[DownSyzePotato]

Love a random pause face.

 

[Kirtto]

Austin getting based again by banning a tranny in his Discord. Always happy to see he's with us on the TTD question.

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Austin said before he is pro-trump, he would fit right in the farms if he had better self control over his addictions and emotions

 

[ForTheHoard]

Love a random pause face.

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[break these cuffs]

Angler bros, our time is coming. Austin's prophesized return to trophy class bass fishing at Lake Anna is nearly upon us!

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

I just want to say: I wish this retard would fix the gain on his fucking mic. His stream volume I have at 1% and it's still too loud. I check the clips that are graciously provided and the audio is booming because he can't figure out how to adjust his levels.

 

[Very Honest Content]

It's all gone? Did he figure out how to put the gold coins and silver bars into the cash feeder of his computer for Stake to get hold of? How much crack smoking does that take to pull off exactly? Austin certainly is as hysteric as a Trump supporter on average, so that story checks out.