Corissa Enneking / fatgirlflow and Juliana "J" Aprileo / comfyfattravels - Delusional fat-acceptance lesbian couple, junk-food addicts with expensive taste, denied a mortgage due to excessive Doordash ordering

When will Juliana become bedbound? As of January 2022

  • Within 3 months

    Votes: 33 4.3%
  • Within 6 months

    Votes: 118 15.4%
  • Within a year

    Votes: 206 26.9%
  • Within 3 years

    Votes: 140 18.3%
  • Never

    Votes: 21 2.7%
  • Shes already there

    Votes: 247 32.3%

  • Total voters
    765
Fat will grow were it grew before, esp on a woman in the tiddy area. And yes, J is absolutely going to go for the creepy "I have untreated trauma" no nip style. I wonder if she's going to be one of these pooners who make their scars look worse on purpose. Or just accentuate them with stupid tattoos.

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Also, I love how FA is always "my babes" but never "my dudes". lol

Does it really? Today I learned! I was under the impression that once fat cells were sucked out they can never come back, hence why people who’ve had lipo and then gain weight gain it in strange places. But then again I’m old as shit and have reached the point where everything I’ve always known to be true has been disproven ten times over and I embarrass myself every time I open my mouth with any ’facts’ I learned in the last forty odd years.
 
I wonder if she's going to be one of these pooners who make their scars look worse on purpose. Or just accentuate them with stupid tattoos.
Have you seen the “afters” for her surgeon. J’s going to end up with a hollowed out chest, a long horizontal scar with dog ears at each end. Due to her starting size being so huge, her dog ears might even be big enough to need their own bra. She’s not going to need to do anything to make her scar look worse.

Pays to remember that this surgeon has never done surgery on anyone nearly as large as J. From memory his largest patient (according to his website) had a 65 BMI, while J’s is somewhere in the 90’s (or above). According to his reviews, this surgeon only uses the full width horizontal cut for his obese patients, and one of the big issues with that type of incision (over the 2X part circular incisions) is the resultant dog ears at each end of the scar.

And yes, J is absolutely going to go for the creepy "I have untreated trauma" no nip style.
I don’t believe she’ll opt for the no nip style, but I do believe that’s what she’ll end up with due to poor healing, poor hygiene and resulting infection, following surgery from a butcher. In fact I wouldn’t be surprised if J is another of his patients that has her wound re-open post surgery.
 
Pays to remember that this surgeon has never done surgery on anyone nearly as large as J. From memory his largest patient (according to his website) had a 65 BMI, while J’s is somewhere in the 90’s (or above). According to his reviews, this surgeon only uses the full width horizontal cut for his obese patients, and one of the big issues with that type of incision (over the 2X part circular incisions) is the resultant dog ears at each end of the scar.
And the position of those dog ears are going to be right beneath her armpit, an area that is going to get a lot of chafing due to her enormous upper arms and will be a breeding ground for bacteria and infection.

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An example of one of his high bmi patients:
FFS, that incision goes right through to the shoulder blades. J will be able to wear a bra backwards with the dog ears he’ll be left with. I seriously doubt they’ll be able to raise another $13k (I’m including the $3k they say they saved) to go back for a revision later. That’s if J’s still alive later.

Dr. pretty much says yea research states this is bad to do, but I haven't had the bad things happen yet.
There’s a first time for everything. Strikes me that operating on someone 30 BMI points above your highest, might be ripe for that time to come. J is being absolutely foolish, going under the knife at her size.
 
Wait a minute. J's going to have to fast before this surgery, isn't she?
The question is, will she fast and bitch about the fatphobia of the medical industry, or will she aspirate on her own vomit because she refused to follow orders?

I've got 50/50 odds for the moment.
 
The irony and audacity of J to post about people not using ‘intellect’ to engage on the topic of fat phobia. One would assume that very basic intellect would tell you not being able to wipe your own ass is a problem that should be addressed with the rather simple solution of weight loss.
 
I cannot believe that topless Palestinian art was drawn by someone supporting Palestine and not intended as a deeply racist caricature. I could 100% see J condemning it if had been posted by a Baddie™️. These people don't care about the substance of what they share, just if it's got the right hashtag on it. I know this is the last thread where I should be surprised by virtue signalling, but Jesus.
B-but, free the ta-tas!

Intersectionality is the pinnacle of their zeal, so they have to integrate as many progressive ideas in at a time as they can, regardless of appropriateness or if it even makes sense. Here, it's Free Palestine + Bad Art + Free Boobs + Fuck Beauty Norms, by glorifying boobs that look like they beling to an African tribeswoman who has never worn a bra, has breastfed 12 children, and is now 40. They assume the Palestinians will just blindly appreciate the scraps thrown their way by the hyper-progressives, because hyper-progressivism is what compells them to pretend to care in the first place.

An example of one of his high bmi patients:
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Lmao, this person looks really bad! They still have plenty of back flab, but now their "pecs" are completely flat and dimension-less, to the point where the center of their chest is concave. It just looks bizarre.

I think I'm more excited for Juliana's surgery than she is. The results are going to be glorious! As long as she doesn't die on the operating table, which would be the most anticlimactic outcome.
 
That is just the most juvenile shit. The most girly juvenile shit, I should add.

No offense to actual juvenile girls; this kind of thing is a legit developmental phase for them. But coming from a 31-year-old woman (okay, and especially one who demands to be seen as somehow not-a-woman, but rather some "transmasc" abomination), this is a remarkable display of arrested development.

My opinion has nothing to do with what I might think of current events in Gaza/Israel. Seriously; that's irrelevant. What I'm fascinated by is how this is the political activist version of a young teenage girl writing "Mrs. [teen heatthrob/pop idol]" over and over again.

Maybe she's trying to do some sort of NewAge (one word; rhymes with "sewage") intention-manifestation exercise with these things, because I can't figure out what other value there is in doing this—be it for her own mental health, much less for a ceasefire, or Palestinians's welfare.

Damn, I knew she was really fucking stunted, but this drives it home hard.
 
That drawing of a Palestinian woman looked like some especially crude racist propaganda.

Just a quick crosspost from Kelly Lenza's thread: she reshared J's top surgery fund to her Instagram stories. Resharing stuff on Instagram is Kelly's preferred form of activism, so I guess it's nice that they all have that in common.

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I took a look at the current donors, and Kelly donated $25 ("for less than the cost of a bucket of nighttime fried chicken, you can help a deathfat purchase medically-assisted suicide!").

Here's the current status of the fundraiser, while I'm at it:

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While I was there, I screenshotted all the current donors; you'll find them under the spoiler. I recognized Kelly, Samantha Irby, and Lindy West, but some of you who are more familiar with the FA crowd might know even more names.

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B-but, free the ta-tas!

Intersectionality is the pinnacle of their zeal, so they have to integrate as many progressive ideas in at a time as they can, regardless of appropriateness or if it even makes sense. Here, it's Free Palestine + Bad Art + Free Boobs + Fuck Beauty Norms, by glorifying boobs that look like they beling to an African tribeswoman who has never worn a bra, has breastfed 12 children, and is now 40. They assume the Palestinians will just blindly appreciate the scraps thrown their way by the hyper-progressives, because hyper-progressivism is what compells them to pretend to care in the first place.


Lmao, this person looks really bad! They still have plenty of back flab, but now their "pecs" are completely flat and dimension-less, to the point where the center of their chest is concave. It just looks bizarre.

I think I'm more excited for Juliana's surgery than she is. The results are going to be glorious! As long as she doesn't die on the operating table, which would be the most anticlimactic outcome.
This surgeon must either really need the consult copay for cash flow or is tired of being a surgeon and needs a massive malpractice suit to pursue his true passion of becoming a human trafficker. Otherwise there is no logical explanation of why he would even entertaining what is going to be a massive infection incident with Smooth Brained J. We’re talking about an absolute death fat that can’t clean their own asspipe or bathe properly having a highway for infection, the jokes will just write themselves.

The concave zipper titted chest with the massive globs of fat surround it will be a best case scenario for J. Sepsis and necrosis will definitely be on the menu for this moron and given how pudding brained they are I seriously doubt they’ll get treatment for either in time before they’re deadly. Of course, this also assumes she doesn’t have a PE flying back from whatever ad hoc aircraft hanger surgery center this is going to be taking place at given the two of them would take up a row each on a 737.
 
This surgeon must either really need the consult copay for cash flow or is tired of being a surgeon and needs a massive malpractice suit to pursue his true passion of becoming a human trafficker.
Gallagher avoids being sued for malpractice by not carrying malpractice insurance, because no lawyers will take the case if they don't expect to be paid, but this guy doesn't seem quite as sleazy.
 
I still think J’s going to get to SF and be rejected for surgery. If her weight is as high as we suspect, then I cannot imagine anything outside of a specialized scale could provide an accurate number, and they don’t usually make those things for home use. So she may not be giving her docs an accurate number, though disgustingly I’m sure she feels pride in being the fattest person this surgeon has ever maimed. That might be his motivation too.

The clinic itself seems pretty well established and not a Gallagher or Rumer style chop shop. There’s something missing from this story that suddenly a 500+ lb woman has found a plastic surgeon to lop her tits off.
 
Most doc offices have a bariatric scale now that’s accurate to 800lbs. From the pics she’s posted recently I don’t think there’s anyway J is less than 600lbs. Any surgeon willing to take on that risk for such little payment is someone with nothing to lose, personally and professionally.

I think she’ll likely get rejected once she’s onsite if not before. We’re talking about two morons here but even they have to know the odds of this actually happening are insanely low.
 
I'm thinking we need a new poll.

What's J's fate?

-Die on the operating table
-Die from complications
-Get rejected after payment goes through, die from fat

- surgery cancelled last second. Juliana ends up fused to a couch because she ate herself into a bedbound state after going on a weeklong Taco Bell binge. Corissa discovers that she died three days after the fact because Juliana was already immobile and smelled like death. Kelly and all the other FAs that donated to the yeet fund claim the doctor killed her for not providing critical life saving care. The house mysteriously burns down with Juliana still in it. Coco collects and blows it all on several clothing hauls and a new couch. The show must go on!
 
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