Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AltisticRight]

put a black list

Which black list?
Our Wife's?

Electroshock therapy. Jk.

He would enjoy that.

Nick has shown no interest in repairing the damage he did to his channel through his idiocy.

He had everything and floundered it on degeneracy, alcoholism and hedonism. Most would be fine if he kept this rubbish behind a closed bedroom door. A lot of his conservative viewers were only fiscally conservative anyway. Beyond pretending for clout, modern day conservatives see this social crap as a lost cause anyway.

You'd think contractors would be lining up when they hear about how lax he is with expenses ($3k/mo nanny snacks), but the contractors sized good ol' Nicky Rackets as a nightmare client and ghosted him.

There was this pajeet who wanted to build a sex dungeon. The contractors were so freaked out by his requirements and found it gross, they refused despite good pay. Turns out that guy was a serial killer and rapist.

I wonder how freakish Balldo Lair would have been? Surely any contractor would be fine with a room painted and arranged for his various gross BDSM contraptions. What did Balldo want in addition to all those weird devices? These are questions that must be answered.

 

[polar bear]

I wonder how freakish Balldo Lair would have been?

I am not taking that bait, I know you just want to make me power up my shit meme machine and illustrate it. Ain't doing it. But I can tell you right now that what would have really weirded the constructors out, was Nick telling them all the things he wants done in the room, whilst giggling like a kid on Christmas morning

 

[Kurohige]

I wonder how freakish Balldo Lair would have been?

Some Kiwis really think Nick a deranged gooner. He's a goober of a coomer. I believe you aptly refer to those as "faggots."

You can name everything imaginable, but I know for sure a tray for snacks would be there, guaranteed.

 

[AltisticRight]

Some Kiwis really think Nick a deranged gooner. He's a goober of a coomer. I believe you aptly refer to those as "faggots."

You can name everything imaginable, but I know for sure a tray for snacks would be there, guaranteed.

The bulls need fuel to keep going.

 

[feral cat #6385]

theres a lot of lolsuit content that he could have done over the last few years

Never mind LOLsuits. There have been cases that have normie appeal he could have streamed to maintain and grow his audience. Instead, he chose to drink and coom.

His smugness makes me think he got something, but it’s no where near as much as he wants or needs.

Never underestimate the power of cope.

rekieta and the coomalot

I hope you die.

I feel like he didn't get any contract with Rumble, which actually surprises me.

Well they would have the *real* metrics and know exactly what he was bringing in. Looks like not a lot.

The Farms Vs Balldo

Have sex.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Faran was wearing very short shorts and laid back and spread her legs and kicked. You can't see anything but it's close and not a good look for a "professional journalist". Nick did take the stream down. He says Faran did not ask him to but that was always suspect. I'm not sure how much I would agree that Nick was "goading" her. They were both drunk and Faran is an adult.

Nick took the stream down off of some of his platforms, including YouTube, but did not take the stream down off of all his platforms and they are still available to this day.

Faran is an adult but Nick appeared to be gauging her willingness to engage in a threesome which I don't think she intended.

You can see here Nick go out of his way to refer to Faran as a "unicorn" with strained reasoning to bring it up. You may be aware that within the swinger community, this term refers to a woman who participates in a threesome with a couple. Not sure if that's related or not, maybe the Relationships/Social Cues Expert was thinking he was being super slick.

You can also see how the smile is literally wiped off Nick's face when Faran says she's never had a threesome.

I was going to clip the cringe from this but there's so much that it's not really worth it, some of the cringe is overpowering, like when he tries to convince Faran to let him and his wife visit to take her to a sex shop and she tries to steer it to something other than that.

 

[Strix454]

Faran is an adult but Nick appeared to be gauging her willingness to engage in a threesome which I don't think she intended.

Not seeming to be interested in a threesome. But showing real interest in Nick's wife that doesn't seem like a drunken joke.

 

[LemonParty]

"I do not invite random black gentlemen to inseminate my spouse."

Drexel did NOT fart in our wife's vagina, child. Enjoy a million dollars.

 

[Ted's of Beverly Hills]

Nick took the stream down off of some of his platforms, including YouTube, but did not take the stream down off of all his platforms and they are still available to this day.

Faran is an adult but Nick appeared to be gauging her willingness to engage in a threesome which I don't think she intended.

You can see here Nick go out of his way to refer to Faran as a "unicorn" with strained reasoning to bring it up. You may be aware that within the swinger community, this term refers to a woman who participates in a threesome with a couple. Not sure if that's related or not, maybe the Relationships/Social Cues Expert was thinking he was being super slick.

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He's so unsubtle. Reminds me of that scene from Christmas Vacation where Chevy Chase is giggling and fawning like a retard over the department store clerk, except he was playing a character and only pretending to be a retard.

 

[not william stenchever]

What did Balldo want in addition to all those weird devices?

If someone asks you to put a floor drain in the sex dungeon that they're asking you to build next to the children's bedroom then you write down everything including the date and time of day you went to go bid the job to clear your name for the eventual criminal investigation. Write that shit down faster if they mention that they want soundproofing installed.

 

[Farmer Y]

Will he stream today or choose to have hypothermia this time?

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Alright I lied, here's where he talks about flying out with his wife to visit Faran and bring her to a sex shop. Very monogamous behavior.

Nick has an intrusive thought:

Now I'm done.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Here's an open question:

What would Balldoman have to do to feel shame, guilt and remorse at his own behavior?

I used to think getting behind the wheel of the balldo mobile and committing involuntary manslaughter. But now I doubt it. He would be just like this bitch and take no responsibility whatsoever.

"How do I get my car? I have a show tonight."

 

[Harm]

What would Balldoman have to do to feel shame, guilt and remorse at his own behavior?

Become fat and poor. He'd rather disown his own family one by one than wind up fat and poor. They're the only things he consistently values in life.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

Alright I lied, here's where he talks about flying out with his wife to visit Faran and bring her to a sex shop. Very monogamous behavior.

iirc this clip is right after she talks about not owning a vibrator or it's somewhere in the drunken flirting around there. I can't remember exactly but isn't this also at the tail end or maybe in the middle of the period where he couldn't balldo our wife for six weeks because she had some kind of surgery and you could tell he was just desperately horny the entire time?

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Become fat and poor. He'd rather disown his own family one by one than wind up fat and poor. They're the only things he consistently values in life.

The poor part is happening already if we assume he's still buying $100 bottles of whisky and not just pouring swill into the bottles to own the farms.

If we just continually call Nick fat he should eventually believe it, but I worry his anorexia will just get worse instead of forcing a crisis of conscience.

I'm afraid nothing short of Godly intervention can save Nick from his own faggotry now.

 

[Kurohige]

Nick has an intrusive thought:

Scandinavian prudes still racking up Ws from just saying "No" to this guy.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

So he was recovered and drinking on Friday, but on Monday has taken a turn for the worst and he expects his supporters to believe this? LOL. LMAO even.

Nick is a lying liar who lies.

 

[Spergichu]

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Remember Nick, starve a fever (or starve whenever, really), feed (drown) a cold.