Catler Drama Summarized

[eatler]

So many lessons learned in such a short time, don't groom kids, don't furry roleplay in kiwi farms DMs, don't fuck cats, don't ironicly admit to being an ironic pedo, don't join onion farms, don't fuck kiwi farms users, don't fuck fat chicks. I'm glad I now know this very useful information

I feel like a lot of this could of been easily avoided. I’m just not piecing together some how…

 

[Roxanne Wolf]

Is nobody point out the time a whole scat/cub comic was posted in a thread?

Fun fact, I asked for a the post to get taken off my thread.

I was told no but on the bright side, we still have freeze peach

 

[Seedling]

Fun fact, I asked for a the post to get taken off my thread.

I was told no but on the bright side, we still have freeze peach

I mean compared to the freakshow art thread, the kennel club is downright tame

 

[0 0]

No no, it's all true. I am Null and my goal is to turn this website into a radical feminist vagina yeast bread baking forum so I can finally find a girlfriend.

I'll let the rest of the staff know we can drop the act.

Sorry, didn't notice this wasn't the staff-only DM.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

It's mentioned in the thread if you looked hard enough.

 

[SanicBlackMagic]

I'll let the rest of the staff know we can drop the act.

Sorry, didn't notice this wasn't the staff-only DM.

Can you re-invite me to the staff-only ERP thread? I accidentally clicked "Leave" as I coomed.

 

[0 0]

Welp, I can't edit the community post anymore (@0 2 please fix)

Done, added it to the first post.

Can you re-invite me to the staff-only ERP thread? I accidentally clicked "Leave" as I coomed.

Done, invite sent.

 

[Pissmaster]

So, here's the changes I was going to add:

Add the part where I will naked mud wrestle any kiwi, because I am serious about that.

 

[SanicBlackMagic]

Done, added it to the first post.


Done, invite sent.

Thanks sweaty. I'll see you at the circlejerk. I might be a little late, you'll have to start without me, but dont worry I'm eating a whole bucket of oysters and watching a horny movie.

Spoiler

It's "Tarzan fucks a Zebra", with Russel Crowe. Its kind of a fantasy, right now Renee Zellweger is blowing a unicorn.

Spoiler

https://youtu.be/JKMUNJHvA10?t=160

 

[WE'RE ALL GONNA]

I've been looking through @Pink Fluffy Cat and I'm about 90% sure it's @Catler's sock account.

1) Timing

Spoiler: Evidence #1

(Join date: February 29th 2024)

Timeline:
Feb 15th 2024: Catler does his infamous "I like boykissers and gay cum" powerleveling and deletes it before it gets undeleted by 02.
Feb 20th 2024: Catler's first profile message condemning 02.
Feb 29th 2024, 7:08AM: Pink Fluffy Cat user is created.
Feb 29th 2024, 8:46AM: Catler's final profile message to 02. A final fuck you.
Mar 1st 2024, 6:30AM: Catler's final public message.

2) TMI ("""Irony""" posting)
Evidence #2:

Within an hour of the Is @Catler a Groomer thread Pink Fluffy Cat empathizes with Catler's method of madness.. almost as if they're the same person. I mean, take a stand back and imagine yourself as a new user, who would say this shit? They joke about being Catler completely unprompted, way before a single person suspected Pink of being Catler's sock account. Same asinine veneer of irony as well.

3) Distaste of Virtual Youtubers

Spoiler: Evidence #3

Possibly the strangest thing about Pink Fluffy Cat. The distaste for virtual youtubers is widespread outside its respective thread yet you wouldn't expect an anime catgirl user to talk them down.

4) Gimmick posting + QA addiction

Catler does the most insulting impression of a catgirl anime fan. No discussion whatsoever of autistic hobbies any specific catgirl waifus, anime or whatever autistic thing you'd expect. All he does is continue to lurk QA like the terminally online faggot he is. He thinks that talking like a retarded child (the kind he wants to fuck) is the best way to differentiate himself.

@Pink Fluffy Cat Go kill yourself, you furry faggot.

edit: bonus
5) Old Gaymer

Spoiler: Evidence #5

Catler's in his forties and he can't give a shit about new games.

6) Mental illness: OCD

Spoiler: Evidence #6

Wow you struggle with the same thing what a coincidence

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

I've been looking through @Pink Fluffy Cat and I'm about 90% sure it's @Catler's sock account.

it's amazing how every time i come back to this thread, there's always new developments. 100 pages and still going

Zyzz is pumping gains in heaven, watching down on us fucking slaying it mate

 

[Pissmaster]

-On page 85, Pissmaster (while Onionfarms drama between Madre Muerte continues) posts about Odd Opossum having a hate boner against him, providing proof and suggesting it is because he is a "liberal" ()

The one thing @Odd Opossum, @Lurker, and @Hollywood Hulk Hogan seem to have in common is that they're all hard lefties, and they only started giving me shit after they saw me talking about lefties doing lefty shit. You can even see the post that made @Odd Opossum eternally angry at me in that post you linked to where I outlined all of my interactions with him.

I don't know why @Odd Opossum decided to open up with accusing me of saying some GameFAQs powermod had it out for me personally. I asked him for screenshots, he never provided them. I don't pay him any mind for months, I see him gettin' worked up in this thread, I check up on him, and he's been up my butt this whole time. I didn't think I was that interesting, but hey, everyone in the public eye gets a stan sooner or later!

 

[Lurker]

The one thing @Odd Opossum, @Lurker, and @Hollywood Hulk Hogan seem to have in common is that they're all hard lefties, and they only started giving me shit after they saw me talking about lefties doing lefty shit. You can even see the post that made @Odd Opossum eternally angry at me in that post you linked to where I outlined all of my interactions with him.

I don't know why @Odd Opossum decided to open up with accusing me of saying some GameFAQs powermod had it out for me personally. I asked him for screenshots, he never provided them. I don't pay him any mind for months, I see him gettin' worked up in this thread, I check up on him, and he's been up my butt this whole time. I didn't think I was that interesting, but hey, everyone in the public eye gets a stan sooner or later!

you're politisperging because everyone's making fun of you for porking a literal pig

 

[eatler]

2) TMI ("""Irony""" posting)
Evidence #2:

Also for more context as to what happened here. We were all on I think page 14 when this one sent me a message that leads you back all the way to page 2. I’m still not 100% sure how this one did that but it was a headache and a half.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

The one thing @Odd Opossum, @Lurker, and @Hollywood Hulk Hogan seem to have in common is that they're all hard lefties, and they only started giving me shit after they saw me talking about lefties doing lefty shit. You can even see the post that made @Odd Opossum eternally angry at me in that post you linked to where I outlined all of my interactions with him.

I don't know why @Odd Opossum decided to open up with accusing me of saying some GameFAQs powermod had it out for me personally. I asked him for screenshots, he never provided them. I don't pay him any mind for months, I see him gettin' worked up in this thread, I check up on him, and he's been up my butt this whole time. I didn't think I was that interesting, but hey, everyone in the public eye gets a stan sooner or later!

you're politisperging because everyone's making fun of you for porking a literal pig

can you two retards argue on someone's profile rather than this thread?

 

[Lurker]

can you two retards argue on someone's profile rather than this thread?

no!

 

[Pissmaster]

you're politisperging because everyone's making fun of you for porking a literal pig

Hey, prove me wrong, baby. You wouldn't have noticed me long before this if I weren't saying things that didn't rustle those jimmies of yours.

can you two retards argue on someone's profile rather than this thread?

And deprive these fine people of a show?

 

[The Cunting Death]

Done, added it to the first post.


Done, invite sent.

Send me too pls

 

[Lurker]

Hey, prove me wrong, baby. You wouldn't have noticed me long before this if I weren't saying things that didn't rustle those jimmies of yours.

the only person whose jimmies are rustled is the deviant politisperging because people are making fun of you for, once again, porking a literal heifer.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

And deprive these fine people of a show?

this isn't entertaining, you've been doing this all day