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[SnergenFlergen]

Gee I wonder why?
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Lots of "supportive" banter in the comments.

This is the highest-rated response:

Amusingly, it could be read as a tactful rephrasing of 'YWNBAW'. The most important part of trooning out isn't that you think that you're a woman- it's that other people do and act accordingly. Troons rely on gender stereotypes and gendered fashion, as how else would we know that they're true & honest™ women? This unintentionally based redditor is basically saying 'yeah you probably look like the Michelin Man in drag but who cares gurl, the idea of men and women's clothing is a social construct anyway so it doesn't matter!'

If I found myself in a situation where I was forced to be polite and encouraging to a troon while still not committing to acknowledging them as a real woman, I would probably say something along the lines of what he said in that reply. No one would ever say that to a real woman under any circumstances and it's hard to imagine that at least one troon didn't feel a bit stung by that one.

 

[Pedophobe]

30+ year old pooner discovers that no normal member of society "shares their pronouns" in real life

She writes like a teenager. This woman is wiped out with exhaustion after the impressive feat of emailing a few people her new name and "pronouns". How does she expect to do any of the difficult parts? They make this rod to beat themselves with and then collapse into victimhood as soon as it inevitably becomes a hassle to deal with.

 

[behindyourightnow]

They are gay men. They want other gay men. They want penis. Dick. Schlong. Shaft. Cock and balls. The main attraction. Yes, handys and blowjobs are fun, but it's like ordering an ice-cream sundae and receiving a bowl of whipped cream with a cherry. Where's the ice-cream? Where's the star of the show???

Here's the thing, though: let's assume the best case scenario for pooners. Let's say that for a lot of gay men, other characteristics can be so attractive that they make up for the lack of penis. Doesn't matter that this is not true; let's assume it is.

Even then, they still wouldn't want to date FtMs because FtMs are below average in other characteristics as well. "Oh, I see you don't have a cock and balls, but your obese physique, your 4'10" inch stature, and neurotic personality totally make up for it. I can overlook this one missing thing because I've always wanted to date someone who doesn't wash, cries constantly, and reads weird fanfiction all day instead of getting a job."

it's not really that i feel un-attractive or anything like that. i have a loving boyfriend and when i used to look for it, there was no shortage of attention.
but one thing i kinda miss about being (seen as) a girl is when guys would act all shy and awkward around me. i hated feeling objectified and seen as a girl, and i hated always feeling sexualized, but now it feels like society has placed me firmly on the other end of the spectrum. which sucks in a different way.
there is almost no media out there showing trans men in loving sexual or romantic relationships, and when there is, it's usually saccharine and cutesy. i don't really need to see myself in media to feel validated, but it would be nice. i guess i prefer this to being objectified, but i also feel sick of society seeing people like me as a wholesome smol bean. i'm a grown man... i don't want to be objectified but sometimes i feel like i would prefer it to this. like there's something that kinda sucks about being considered sexy by society until you finally feel comfortable in your body and then the world suddenly starts sleeping on you. oh so y'all only liked me when i wasn't happy in my body?

This is what people mean when they say pooners have the most feminine writing style imaginable.

Look at all that hedging language (mostly, kinda, usually, it feels like), quasi-apologizing and attempts to accommodate the reader's needs and feelings (I don't want to complain that much, it's just...). Referring to men as "guys." Using all-lower case is more often a too-online-female thing as well, I think as a holdover from tumblr posts.

 

[Geraldine]

This is what people mean when they say pooners have the most feminine writing style imaginable.

It's not a feminine writing style as such. Compare with any good woman writer.
It is a teenage girl fan fiction writing style.

 

[behindyourightnow]

It's not a feminine writing style as such. Compare with any good woman writer.
It is a teenage girl fan fiction writing style.

True. Women do tend to use more hedging language than men even as adults, but by adulthood most women don't write anything like that. It's the type of writing style that only persists if the people you surround yourself with also use the exact same teenage tumblr girl language.

There is no progress when it comes to the pooner life cycle; you reach age 15, fall in with the genderblobs, and then you stay at the same level of language/emotional maturity/resilience/personal style/hobbies/beliefs forever. Fucking bleak.

 

[gorgoroth7134]

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Dumb fucking faggot.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

Gee I wonder why?
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Lots of "supportive" banter in the comments.

Trannies don't like going out in women's clothing because walking down the street is probably like this.

 

[Gondolindrim]

not even a good aesthetic either, turning yourself into a sweaty blob with greasy dyed hair and mutilated genitals won’t make you pass for a circus clown, much less another gender. at least bringing back a 90’s goth aesthetic ironically makes some people look endearing instead of repulsive

I'm a massive weeb but this is definitely related to anime. Fallout from the explosion in popularity Japanimation has had in the last 10 years. These people don't see themselves as ugly men in wigs (and if they do, it's time to break out the meds), they see a beautiful teenager kawaii uguu waifu type with a perfect body. That's why so many of them are desperate to pull off bright, gaudy clothing and knee high socks.

 

[TroonFiringSquad]

Trannies don't like going out in women's clothing because walking down the street is probably like this.

Not only has Rob Schneider given us these scenes that have aged like the finest of wine, he's also anti-troon IRL too.

 

[Standardized Profile]

Can't pass with dogs. They can sniff out pooners.

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r/ftm

•Posted by u/Ok-Aioli-8985

For those with Service dogs​

Specifically scent trained medical alert, how has your dog handled you starting and taking T?
I'm worried my boy might think somethings wrong because of the change in scent (I'm not sure if he would see it as a sudden change after taking a shot). While we did do the normal train to alert with specific scents with swabs, my boy had a natural alert that made shaping it a bit easier. That said though he's very sensitive to any changes. I'm not sure how they handle the overall changes, not just smell but also the looks taking T brings when it comes to their handlers either.
I'd like to look into starting T (at the very least having that conversation with my doctor), but I'm unsure what kind of effect it might have with my pup (4 years but he'll always be my pup to me). He'll always come first for me, and while I know they adapt to different things pretty well, I'm hoping it'll be gradual enough he'll be just fine with it, and not stress over the changes and smell change. If it's something that might be stressful for him or put him off his game, I may have to consider putting things on hold for now. Does anyone have any experience with this? I really don't want to risk a needed alert being missed with an "should I alert?" Alert if that makes sense. Am I just over thinking?

There must be some uncanny valley effect at play:

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r/ftm

•Posted by u/AngryGothBoi

Fear of losing community the further I get into transition​

I used to think that I had absolutely nothing in common with the average woman, and while that’s true, I’ve learned the hard way that doesn’t mean I have anything in common with the average man. In fact, the closer in proximity I get to being the average white dude, the more I start to think I’m nothing like the average white dude and the more actual average white dudes treat me like a skinwalker invading their spaces. I’m tired of being visibly trans because of the mistreatment that comes with it but I also fear that I will grow lonelier the more I start to pass and blend in with heteronormative society because it will be harder to form connections with other likeminded people.

Academics True and honest ladies, please respond:

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•Posted by u/RevengeofBigfoot

WTH, I’m gonna ask….​

The open feeling is what bothers me the most down there. Is there some kind of creative, safe way I could close the area? A chip clip is a funny idea, but that would be too strong of a clamp and the part you grip would stick out too much, but I’m thinking something along those lines? If anyone has any ideas, lmk!

Is this a common complaint? Do you have special mini-chip clips to close it up? Do you go down to Jo-Ann's Fabrics or Michael's and pick up arts and crafts supplies to make a creative, safe, but funny vagina-closer? An AMAB cis-man, if posed with this challenge, would just use duct tape--I guess our pooner hasn't reached that level of advanced mannery yet.

 

[FrancineCansMcGee]

maybe you could plug it up with like, a cylindrical wad of cotton you could pull out with a string. You could inject it with a cardboard tube.

 

[Gondolindrim]

Troons will have a hit tweet and then immediately beg for money on Twitter.

Shameless.

 

[Civillian 18]

Is this a common complaint? Do you have special mini-chip clips to close it up? Do you go down to Jo-Ann's Fabrics or Michael's and pick up arts and crafts supplies to make a creative, safe, but funny vagina-closer? An AMAB cis-man, if posed with this challenge, would just use duct tape--I guess our pooner hasn't reached that level of advanced mannery yet.

 

[Doktor Grimm]

So they think by becoming trans they aren't gay?

That's more or less the idea -- maybe it sounds crazy on the surface, but if you're a guy attracted to guys (for instance) it can genuinely be more comforting to think you're actually a straight woman cursed to be born into a man's body, rather than a regular old genetic dead end family disappointment with bleak future prospects. Straight women get to choose from a far larger dating pool and are more likely to settle into a dedicated long-term relationship (among other things). Some of these "straight trans girls" want to grow up and start families but know on some level that it's screwed up to deprive a child of a mother figure.

Not saying that the typical factors of trooning out aren't present with these guys; it's just another reason to add to the pile.

And by resolve itself you're saying they eventually become normal as they grow up?

Not sure if you mean "normal" as in "heterosexual", but yes, it was once considered typical for gender dysphoric children to develop into normal gay adults. I can't quite remember where I heard this initially, but found a source to be sure I wasn't just making things up:



This is an excerpt from an article by SEGM on historical outcomes of gender identity disorder in kids -- it essentially states that prior to the widespread adoption of the current gender-affirming care model (which lowered desistance rates dramatically), the vast majority of these children resolved their symptoms into adulthood and became regular homosexual men and women.

It's hard to say how applicable this is to the current wave of adolescent-onset dysphoria considering a) the kids in these studies showed a mostly pre-pubertal onset of symptoms, and b) today's teen transitioners are more likely to be straight and gender-conforming. Still, it's fairly obvious that transing the gay away is a big motivator for some people.

 

[stupid frog]

Not the usual anime-fixated autist; post history shows childhood abuse and CPTSD. Lots of pictures, including some nudes I won't post here ... she kind of follows the "don't send your daughter to college" meme trajectory.

She looks like a generic non-binary.

Muh male body

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[Otterly]

An AMAB cis-man, if posed with this challenge, would just use duct tape

Grim isnt it? The real male peen shrinks to a handy unobtrusive size when not in play, and the real female vag is closed and unobtrusive too.
Pooners have to deal with a massive coke can of flesh and it seems troons have a gaping maw of horror.
Pop down to B and Q and ask them what’s more ladylike for your crack than expanding foam filler maybe? Perhaps a ladylike flexible deco-seal ?

 

[stupid frog]

Grim isnt it? The real male peen shrinks to a handy unobtrusive size when not in play, and the real female vag is closed and unobtrusive too.
Pooners have to deal with a massive coke can of flesh and it seems troons have a gaping maw of horror.
Pop down to B and Q and ask them what’s more ladylike for your crack than expanding foam filler maybe? Perhaps a ladylike flexible deco-seal ?

The poster was ftm.

 

[Otterly]

The poster was ftm.

lol I missed that. She should get it burned out then, that’s rational and will fix everything.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Gee I wonder why?
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Lots of "supportive" banter in the comments.

I didn't know this was a thing, more proof that this person is a real woman:

 

[Susanna]

I didn't know this was a thing, more proof that this person is a real woman:
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It's 100% a thing. There are all sorts of heated period pain relievers. Something like a heat wrap pad helps relax the muscles and reduce cramping.