Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Ashokan Farewell plays in the background

Dearest Mother,

It has been three days since I marched to war, and two days since I was captured by the savage Chuds. They refuse to provide me with a Nintendo emulator in shameless defiance of the Geneva Conventions. My foot smells of almonds and my captors have taken their pleasure of me so often that I am now fecally-incontinent. But I know that President Biden has not forgotten us, and on Sunday I offered my ice cream ration to his effigy.

General Wu has kept up the spirits of most of the Massachusetts regiment. I have volunteered many times to help her dilate, but my name has yet to be called. We entertain ourselves by re-enacting old episodes of the Super Mario Bros. Super Show. My Mario is a great favorite among the troops, but too few stay for my lectures afterwards. Even in the midst of all war’s horrors I am repulsed by the lack of intellect here. The Southie conscripts say I talk like a fag. I fear that in their hearts they have gone over to our captors. When we win and achieve the Superior Future, I will not hesitate to place these traitors against the wall.

I must go now, Mother. Know that when the tears threaten to fall I steel myself by remembering your good home cooking and imagining I can hear the strains of the World 1-2 theme. Don’t worry about us, Mother. We’ll be home by next Pride Month to enjoy Banquet frozen meals in front of the television as Pa would have wanted.

Lovingly yours,


Bob

From the diary of the Last King of Boston, the Lord of Lynn, The Moviebob
August 17th, the two thousandth and twenty-fifth year of the Common Era

The Ohioans have broken through Pennsylvania. That lumpy headed, Uncle Fester looking dolt could not hold them back 2 days, let alone the week we needed so we could withdraw forces from the stalemate in Vermont. Tweets have been coming in saying that they are already half a day into Connecticut. Hartford will offer those bastard Buckeyes no challenge. From there they will strike at Springfield and then...

When tales of Ohio first stirred on the web I thought it nothing more than fantastical memery, existential horror of the Midwest. We could not have been more wrong. The Ohioan is a fearful mongrel race. They fight each other just as much as they fight those they're at war with. They live on nothing more than hotdogs, Frostop, and chocolate dipped peanut butter balls. I curse the god I don't believe in for putting such a monster on this once paradise. To make matters dire, reddit reports that Ohio has sent out it's most vile brigade to the front. They hail from the science forsaken land that is neither truly Ohio nor truly Michigan: They have sent Toledo company. THOSE DAMNABLE DOGS! My niece and two nephews! Oh the horrors they will face! Those Ohioans will rename the boys Woody and Hayes and my dearest niece Sloopy! They'll spend weeks teaching them about their one decentish football team, tell them that the pride of Fenway is actually the Scarlet Sox, and feed them nothing buy spaghetti in watery, sweet and cinnamony chili.

We should've burnt all the Wendy's for the transgression of that hell of a state to even dare exist. If we cannot hold them at Springfield then all is lost. I've already given sister Sara farewell pills for her and the children in that eventuality. I will not allow my blood and line to fall into the hands of hillbillies with no discernable accent who fully enunciate "ar" sounds. I only hope my fool brother doesn't cock that up as well.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

if people like Markiplier end up making a successful production on a reasonable budget that actually makes a profit

Fun fact: he just might.

"Bob's adventures in the second American Civil War" nearly makes me want to write fan fiction again.

March 19th, 2026

I and the rest of the Upstate Irregulars have seized Boston after a three day siege. Nary a shot was fired, and we took the prisoners without a fuss. They shall be transported to the labor camps to continue fueling the MAGA revolution. I've been examining the prisoners, figuring out where they might best be used to further our war efforts.

There was one prisoner who stood out to me today. He was a portly fellow, with a bulging stomach and abnormally thin limbs. His cheeks were imploded, his untrained muscles as soft as his belly. His eyes, concealed behind his glasses, were beady and pig-like. His hair was receding, and his beard unimpressive; truth be told, he looked quite like a bearded egg. Martin told me that, when he and his squad went to collect this man, he was hunched over his phone and didn't seem to notice until Martin took his phone away. He soiled his pants in a show of submission (or so Martin tells me) before being marched out of the house.

As I examined him, he kept muttering something about a stolen future. I suppose we did that, in a way, but this is war, and there is no time for sentiments. I, for one, wanted to be a plumber, but I couldn't have that in this violent day and age. When I mentioned that I didn't want this, he looked up at me and, in a pitiful show of defiance, said, "You are not a person."

I remember replying, without much thought, "Well that is a wonderful opinion." The whole exchange reminded me of using Twitter; ah that seems a lifetime ago now!

I had him sent to the rail yard, where he'll be loaded onto a boxcar and sent to the Texan regiments. I've instructed them to find what use for him as they may have, though given his obviously deteriorated physical and mental state, I doubt they'll find much use for him at all, save, perhaps, smearing him with barbeque sauce and staking him out as bait for the wild pigs. Whatever they choose, only a fool would hope he'll survive more than a month with the Texans.

The war proceeds apace. Perhaps, when we win, I'll be able to settle down with Annabelle. Perhaps we'll be able to build a future together. A future free of the worries of the old world. A better future than the old world promised. A superior future, if you will.

Ah, but that is yet to come! Now, there is only the present troubles, and the war to be won today. We shall yet make America great again!

 

[Grant McClellan]

Correct. Should Fuckwit in Chief Biden win re-election, I'm of the opinion that the only way to remove despots like Biden from office is through bullets instead of ballots.


Or even across species. It doesn't matter who agrees with the 9-0 SCOTUS decision to keep Trump on the 2024 ballot, Moviebob will regard them all as subhumanoids. Yes, even the most ardenly loyal of Democrat toadies.

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Bob didn't swear in the original post. I was in such a rush to post that image of Moviebob's reaction, I completely forgot to include the (decensored) statement above. The appropriate change has been made.

Stop calling Biden Fuckwit. He's 100 times better the president orange Hitler (Aka Trump) ever was

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

Stop calling Biden Fuckwit. He's 100 times better the president orange Hitler (Aka Trump) ever was

Dude, stop being a childish faggot.

(Seriously, this user’s been going around making a fool of himself on other threads)

 

[Positron]

05Mar#01
It takes someone this long to recognize a simple truth: jews lie. All the time. It is even more deplorable that even more people, Thinkers, are still oblivious to this fact.

Bobby should be made aware of one simple fact: truth is the endpoint of any inquiry, and we should be happy now that more and more people are heading towards it.

05Mar#02

I don't know "lawlessness and genocide" are synonymous with "love and/or stability", but then I'm not a Thinker.

05Mar#03

Again, I don't know "reproductive care" is synonymous with "abortion" because I'm not a Thinker, but I do know, given latest evidence, that gender confusion will not lead to suicide deaths in children and young adults.

05Mar#04
AOC is being made uncomfortable, and unaccountably, she doesn't seem to like it.

Her hissy fits means that the protest is, if not effective, at least entertaining. I hope more people come up to make AOC even more uncomfortable.

05Mar#05

As a further proof that niggers and jocks have no brain, Barkley says if he were arrested for assault he'd just bail himself out and go celebrate.

05Mar#06


05Mar#07

I must say this is a more sensible use of money than student-debt cancelation.

05Mar#08
Or indeed, supporting the high life of Zelensky.


05Mar#09


05Mar#10
George Galloway says that the "Californication of politics" is at the heart of UK's problem. He notes that there are "serious people" who mean to kill Professor Kathleen Stock, OBE (noted terf who was hounded off her former campus by the Rainbow Guards) because she insists that "woman" means "adult female human", that men don't give birth, and men don't menstruate. The fact that such well-known, well-recognized truth cannot be discussed in the political arena is what Galloway means by "Californication".


05Mar#11

You've never been a girl, you gross, insane freak.

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05Mar#12
Now I know who Sydney Sweeney is; we even have an A&N about the pair she grows. Don't tell me her eyes are up there, because she is fugly up there.


05Mar#13
Nelson Peltz's Trian Partners think they know how to Make The Rat Great Again. Among their observations, “The percentage of Disney films that are sequels, prequels, spin-offs or remakes has dramatically increased — suggesting a creative engine that is sputtering.” Variety article.

I don't get Bobby's reference.

05Mar#14
Bobby uses a term that a "homophobe" coined.


05Mar#15


05Mar#16

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05Mar#17
Dune 2 gets a great start at the Box office. At $81.5M in opening weekend, it is not far behind the legendary Toilet Swift concert film ($93M). Variety article. Bobby chalks it up to the absence of brainless fare lately (dude how about Madame Web?)


05Mar#18


05Mar#19


05Mar#20
Bobby cannot forget the "film-school dorklings" who bullied him for raising his hand in class to say Conan The Barbarian was the best film he's ever seen.

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05Mar#21
CBS Studios allegedly requires "extra qualifications" for heterosexual male writers to be hired to write their shows. Article.

If gays, blacks, or women got hired in the show without military experience, this is discrimination.

05Mar#22
Joe Russo has "lots of works ahead". He probably has the "extra qualifications".


05Mar#23

Will HR gives a fuck about a practical joke between friends?

05Mar#24
Halo. Reminder that Bobby clapped like a seal at live-action Halo TV.


05Mar#25
BourbonTraveler intensifies the offensive.


05Mar#26
More "targeted harassment", this time about someone or something called Sweet Baby. I'm not sure if this A&N thread is related.

 

[WelperHelper99]

05Mar#01
It takes someone this long to recognize a simple truth: jews lie. All the time. It is even more deplorable that even more people, Thinkers, are still oblivious to this fact.

Bobby should be made aware of one simple fact: truth is the endpoint of any inquiry, and we should be happy now that more and more people are heading towards it.

I think this is a important character study of Bob. Questioning things, right or not, is bad in Blobs eyes. He doesn't think of questioning the argument, just beating it into submission. If you don't think the same, you're a believer that should die. He doesn't realize that is how you only make radicals out of people, taking their speech away. Bob is a man who can't think about how he would feel if he didn't eat breakfast in the morning.

#06

Bob the point is the cookie has gone up 5x since Biden took office. That is not low inflation despite your cope.

05Mar#09

Ha ha Bob. Yes some idiot in the Air Force leaked documents. The reason topgun is about Top Gun is that's what the original book was about.

05Mar#26
More "targeted harassment", this time about someone or something called Sweet Baby. I'm not sure if this A&N thread is related.

First off prove the Harassment Bob. The Sweet Baby shit is just pointing out that this company is why AAA games in the last 10 years have been ugly as sin. Guess that's a crime now.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

05Mar#07

I must say this is a more sensible use of money than student-debt cancelation.

>Cancel medical debt
>Medical companies take a collective $2 billion loss
>They need to recoup the costs somehow
>They raise costs
>"REEEEE HOW COULD THOSE GREEDY CEOS DO THIS TO ME?"

Many such cases.

05Mar#17
Dune 2 gets a great start at the Box office. At $81.5M in opening weekend, it is not far behind the legendary Toilet Swift concert film ($93M). Variety article. Bobby chalks it up to the absence of brainless fare lately (dude how about Madame Web?)

The Thinker goes to great lengths to deny superhero fatigue.

05Mar#26
More "targeted harassment", this time about someone or something called Sweet Baby. I'm not sure if this A&N thread is related.

Sweet Baby Inc. is a storytelling consulting agency. If ever you wanted your video game to be more leftist than it already is, you call in Sweet Baby. Gamers have gotten sick of it and are compiling a list of all games Sweet Baby has worked on. Leftists got wind of the list and are currently melting down. The whole thing seems like it'll kick off GamerGate 2: Electric Boogaloo.

Naturally, we have a thread on this trash fire of a company.

05Mar#20
Bobby cannot forget the "film-school dorklings" who bullied him for raising his hand in class to say Conan The Barbarian was the best film he's ever seen.

Surprise surprise, tastes change with time. Accept obsolescence with some dignity, Robert.

05Mar#21
CBS Studios allegedly requires "extra qualifications" for heterosexual male writers to be hired to write their shows. Article.

If gays, blacks, or women got hired in the show without military experience, this is discrimination.

You're not allowed to discriminate on the basis of race or sex, meaning you can't refuse to hire someone simply because they're a white man. If this results in fewer women and colored people being hired, then that means their work is objectively inferior to the white man's.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Sweet Baby Inc. is a storytelling consulting agency. If ever you wanted your video game to be more leftist than it already is, you call in Sweet Baby. Gamers have gotten sick of it and are compiling a list of all games Sweet Baby has worked on. Leftists got wind of the list and are currently melting down. The whole thing seems like it'll kick off GamerGate 2: Electric Boogaloo.

Naturally, we have a thread on this trash fire of a company.

The fact this looks like GG 2 is probably why Bob is freaking out so hard. The chuds are winning AGAIN.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

05Mar#13
Nelson Peltz's Trian Partners think they know how to Make The Rat Great Again. Among their observations, “The percentage of Disney films that are sequels, prequels, spin-offs or remakes has dramatically increased — suggesting a creative engine that is sputtering.” Variety article.

I don't get Bobby's reference.

Underpants gnomes were characters from South Park. The joke is they have this great business plan about stealing underpants and the business model goes

Step 1: Steal underpants
Step 2:
Step 3: Profit.

None of them know what step 2 is nor can explain how stealing underpants will be profitable.

Bob, a man who cannot be bothered to trademark his own IP and has spent the last few years republishing his own videos from a decade ago, is calling the people saying Disney should not be making constant remakes bad businessmen.

 

[Flexo]

Stop calling Biden Fuckwit. He's 100 times better the president orange Hitler (Aka Trump) ever was

Gas prices disagree.

I don't get Bobby's reference

Underpants gnomes is a very old South park reference.

EDIT: Dang, sniped by Ralph. Good show old chum!

You know... someone mentioned a page or two back that they don't know if Bob can follow stories, that he just likes references and stuff.

We do forget sometimes that there is one show he loves even more than the Mario Bros super show.


And what was that show but one long series of references?

 

[JayHarrison]

[2024.03.05-01] It takes someone this long to recognize a simple truth: jews lie. All the time. It is even more deplorable that even more people, Thinkers, are still oblivious to this fact.

Yes, stupid creatures exist. Hence Moviebob's existence.

Bobby should be made aware of one simple fact: truth is the endpoint of any inquiry, and we should be happy now that more and more people are heading towards it.

It really does depend on how "truth" is defined. One one hand, there's truth which comports to Moviebob's worldview, then it's true, no questions asked; there's also truth which completely rebuts Moviebob's worldview, which is little more than conspiracy-fueled conjecture. We've been seeing this going on for years now.

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[2024.03.05-02]

Lefitsts, 2020: "We must keep everyone at least six feet/two meters apart from each other to prevent an infection of a disease with a 99% survival rate."

Same Leftists, 2020: "We don't need to control the U.S.-Mexico border, as there's no possible way refugees have been inflicted with C-19 or any other contagious pathogens."

I don't know "lawlessness and genocide" are synonymous with "love and/or stability", but then I'm not a Thinker.

It's love and compassion when Democrats are actively pushing lawlessness and genocide.

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[2024.03.05-03]

I agree with @Francescamar6: Joe Biden must lose. Everything else after that can be read as an adult from a Peanuts cartoon.

Again, I don't know "reproductive care" is synonymous with "abortion"...

Because abortion is the New York gangster version of "I'll take care of it for ya".

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[2024.03.05-04] AOC is being made uncomfortable, and unaccountably, she doesn't seem to like it.

Good!

Of course we know why AOC's being targeted: She's easily defeatable because she, like Moviebob, is a fucking moron..

Her hissy fits means that the protest is, if not effective, at least entertaining. I hope more people come up to make AOC even more uncomfortable.

As should we all.

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[2024.03.05-05]

Once again, Moviebob advocates for unprovoked violence.

...Barkley says if he were arrested for assault he'd just bail himself out and go celebrate.

Or plead Democrat. Pretty much the same thing.

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[2024.03.05-06]

Moviebob, 2021.11.04: "...who the hell is drinking 12 gallons of milk a WEEK and what are they milking that it only cost $1.99 at any point ever in the 21st Century!? Because it's not a cow and whatever it is it ain't the healthiest version of itself "

There's a reason the name isn't Economicsbob.

Bob the point is the cookie has gone up 5x since Biden took office. That is not low inflation despite your cope.

That's because Moviebob can't math.

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[2024.03.05-07]

Quick math: $2,000,000,000 divided by 1,000,000 people equals about $2,000 per person. That's not much.

I must say this is a more sensible use of money than student-debt cancelation.

But how much of it is going toward actual life-saving procedures as opposed to infanticide abortion?

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[2024.03.05-09]

Let's see: U.S. Air Force employee shares classified information with a random woman, he faces thousands/millions of dollars in fines and several years in jail. Führer Hillary intentionally deleted 33,000 government documents from a private E-mail server, a slap on the wrists. That's what we all the Hillary Standard.

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[2024.03.05-10] George Galloway says that the "Californication of politics" is at the heart of UK's problem. He notes that there are "serious people" who mean to kill Professor Kathleen Stock, OBE (noted terf who was hounded off her former campus by the Rainbow Guards) because she insists that "woman" means "adult female human", that men don't give birth, and men don't menstruate. The fact that such well-known, well-recognized truth cannot be discussed in the political arena is what Galloway means by "Californication".

You don't want to turn any state or country into the literal shithole California has devolved into in recent years. I know; I live in California not too far from Los Angeles, and there are countless tents being used as houses in open fields, along railroad tracks, along sidewalks...

California's also currently facing a $73B deficit.

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[2024.03.05-12]
[...]

Why should @Nymphomachy be complaining about boobs? @Nymphomachy sees boob every single time a Moviebob post appears on her(?) X-Twitter feed.

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[2024.03.05-20] Bobby cannot forget the "film-school dorklings"...

Despite Moviebob actually being a film-school dorkling.

...who bullied him for raising his hand in class to say Conan The Barbarian was the best film he's ever seen.

I cannot comment any further on this topic, as I have no idea what Moviebob's talking about.

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[2024.03.05-21] CBS Studios allegedly requires "extra qualifications" for heterosexual male writers to be hired to write their shows. Article.

If gays, blacks, or women got hired in the show without military experience, this is discrimination.

If I were SEAL Team's showrunner, I'd be cutting ties with Commie BullShit and finding anothee network.

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[2024.03.05-24] Halo. Reminder that Bobby clapped like a seal at live-action Halo TV.

Didn't Moviebob also complain about Halo promoting bad fascism over good fascism?

Ah. That blue highlight explains everything.

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[2024.03.05-26] More "targeted harassment", this time about someone or something called Sweet Baby. I'm not sure if this A&N thread is related.

[shades off]

Moviebob: "This is targeted harassment. Report as such."

[shades on]

Moviebob: "Someone is using my colleague's openly bigoted words and turning them against him/her. Don't let this stand."

 

[Mr Processor]

Anyone born between 1981 and 1996 (ages 23 to 38 in 2019) is considered a Millennial, and anyone born from 1997 onward is part of a new generation.

So, here's my question: Bob, born in 1981, is a Millennial according to multiple sources. Bob, however, likes to pretend he is a Gen Xer for reasons of severe mental retardation. So, we have this tweet, "my generation had better music but are worse people." However, since Bob isn't actually Gen X, the music he would have listened to as a teen, will likely be whatever was popular with Millennial teens.

So, for this Zen Koan, what music is Bob referring to?

 

[King Dead]

05Mar#06

Always eager for the quick dunks, Bob and company fail to grasp the point. The point is not "lol you're such a big baby because you can't get your cookie," the point is that everything is more expensive now, and the cookie described is an example of a single item that one can easily track the explosive price increases in, as opposed to something like groceries which could vary from purchase to purchase. Of course you can always choose not to buy it, but it's emblematic of the current economic climate that people are having to cut back on even small luxuries. You don't want to know what happens when the bread runs out and the circuses stop entertaining, Bobby.

05Mar#13
Nelson Peltz's Trian Partners think they know how to Make The Rat Great Again. Among their observations, “The percentage of Disney films that are sequels, prequels, spin-offs or remakes has dramatically increased — suggesting a creative engine that is sputtering.” Variety article.

I don't get Bobby's reference.

Note that, despite mocking this as "Underpants Gnome stuff," Bob does not elaborate as to why it doesn't make sense for Disney to try making new things as opposed to rehashing their old catalog over and over. You'd think the man who claims to be so in touch with how Hollywood works would be able to state why this isn't smart, but alas.

05Mar#17
Dune 2 gets a great start at the Box office. At $81.5M in opening weekend, it is not far behind the legendary Toilet Swift concert film ($93M). Variety article. Bobby chalks it up to the absence of brainless fare lately (dude how about Madame Web?)

It really is hilarious how many mental gymnastics Bob will do to avoid giving a compliment to something he hates, especially something he hates for really petty reasons like "filmbros" or "it stars Chalamet." Latest copium: no blockbusters means no competition, so of course people went to go see it!

Okay, then explain The Marvels, Bob. Looking back at the releases in the weeks leading up to that dumpster fire, you have to go all the way back to The Creator to find another sci-fi action release, and that was a month and a half prior. On top of that, The Marvels was an MCU flick, and as Bob is so eager to state, audiences definitely don't have superhero fatigue! If people were truly desperate to go see an action movie after a weeks-long drought, then they should have been lining up in droves. But they didn't, even when there wasn't anything else to see, so clearly there was more going on.

The fact that people turned out in rather high numbers to see a sequel to a slow, methodical, and pretty weird movie, one which has a lot of subtitled dialogue no less (I wouldn't be surprised if there's the better part of an hour subtitled), is frankly pretty amazing. As someone who does enjoy the Monsterverse movies as popcorn flicks, I wouldn't say I'm against their doing well, but I would still laugh if the next one bombs just because Bob would throw a hissyfit.

Also, this section from the Variety article made me laugh at how Bob is probably seething:

05Mar#20
Bobby cannot forget the "film-school dorklings" who bullied him for raising his hand in class to say Conan The Barbarian was the best film he's ever seen.

Sometimes, you really have to wonder who hurt Bobby so much that he has to be so damn combative about everything. For someone who claims to be so above the "angry critic" crowd, he really can't help but bitch about every movie he personally believes is bad or overrated, mocking everyone who thinks it's good in the process with his emoji spam.

(I like both movies, but 2049 is one of the few movies that I almost immediately went back and saw a second time in theaters. My friend was like "hey, wanna go see it again?" and I was all for it. Dune Part 2 is likely going to be another (same friend couldn't go with me opening night).)

05Mar#24
Halo. Reminder that Bobby clapped like a seal at live-action Halo TV.

Counterpoint, Bob: how many people who have played a Mario game know anyone who worked on them by name? If you go hard mode and count only those that know anyone beyond Miyamoto, that number is probably going to be minuscule.

He also fails to realize that a lot of Halo enthusiasts do know the names of people who worked on them (off the top of my head I could remember Jason Jones, Joseph Staten, and of course Marty), and Marty is especially well known because of that iconic soundtrack. Turns out that when people really get into something, they like to learn a lot about it.

 

[blablabla]

the world really didnt need your political hot take on fucking George Galloway you self important worthless sack of shit

 

[Mr Processor]

We do forget sometimes that there is one show he loves even more than the Mario Bros super show.


And what was that show but one long series of references?

Really it's the perfect MovieBob show. It was created by people who had never actually played any of the games on the show, and went by simple descriptions of the games to come up with the characters.

 

[Grant McClellan]

G

Gas prices disagree.

Gas prices were bad under Adolf Trump

 

[Grant McClellan]

the world really didnt need your political hot take on fucking George Galloway you self important worthless sack of shit

Fuck George Galloway aka diet Nigel Farage

 

[Nod Flenders]

Does Bob ever get tired of making an ass of himself? Oh wait, he thinks he's the smartest man to have ever lived.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

Agreed. If I came across an elevator that never stops, I'd rather trip and fall down the stairs than lose a limb while boarding an elevator in perpetual motion.

I'm guessing you're not a fan of paternosters then

 

[Mr Processor]

I'm guessing you're not a fan of paternosters then

I see these a lot in videogames but I haven't seen them in real life yet.