Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[JelloJerk]

They're acting like Ian invented racism on the internet and was the only reason for the spike of right-wing (or really, Anti-SJW) content in the mid 2010s, when he was barely a part of that conversation.

I've been thinking about what I've said here a lot, and about the weird situation between Chris Raygun, iDubbbz, and Anisa. I have cooked up an insane theory:

Like I said, Ian was never much of an Anti-SJW type. He sometimes dipped his toes into commenting on the culture war, but more as a bystander occasionally looking in to say "isn't this ridiculous?" and not much more.

Chris Raygun was one of the biggest names in the Anti-SJW YouTube sphere though. And we all know that Anisa wanted him but just settled for Ian.

So I'm thinking, Anisa likes to say that she was along for the ride for the best years of iDubbbz right? They did get together in 2016... and I think the most anti-SJW he got was in 2016, with the Comedy Police iDubbbz complaints, and the one where he complains about Apple removing apps with the confederate flag, the feminist book Kickstarter crap. And you know what else changed in 2016? His looks. He used to have a running gag that when he put on glasses he was "gay retard", and hardly wore them on video. But then he just kept the glasses on all the time. He grew his hair out a bit too.

Kind of looked like Chris Raygun at that time, you know?

So what I'm proposing here is, what if Anisa was molding him for much longer than we thought? Trying to make him be like her true love. Alternatively, maybe Ian actually took initiative and noticed her interest in Raygun, and tried to emulate him to get her to like him (I think this is unlikely. Man has 0 rizz).

Am I onto something here or do I just really need to go to bed?

 

[DumbDude43]

What's his dad in prison for?

serving a life sentence for bringing cringe into the world

 

[Exit fullscreen button]

what if Anisa was molding him for much longer than we thought?

Did Anisa, during those times, seem like a person capable of such forward thinking and planning, and would she have had the willpower to see it through?
I haven't really been following these two for that long, so my understanding of her might be skewed, but I see her as a someone that mostly acts on impulse and looks for instant gratification, like with her OF, her shitty tattoos, her weekly changing skillset and range of hobbies, etc.

tl;dr: I don't think anisa is smart of patient enough to ty and groom ian into her perfect man, and if she had other, better, options she would have bounced.

 

[Godmode]

Idubbbz says anisa doesn’t shave because he tells her not to (?) and then anisa interjects that idubbbz used to nair/shave his genitals and it weirded her out, and she’s glad he stopped (lmao please)

Closet tranny confirmed.

Anisa admits both of them are chronically online and don’t know how to interact with people IRL

What ever happened to her getting a waitress job to meet people irl?

• Anisa says she’s a great storyteller, and great storytellers “fudge the truth a little bit” -

This is why her podcast is so riveting.

Idubbbz wanted his first love/sex to mean something (uh oh)

Imagine Anisa being the only pussy you ever had! This autistic nigger psychologically imprinted on her like a duckling..

Anisa, ffs, you no longer have DD+ tits. First they were still Ds, then they were suddenly Bs from the moment you had the implants taken out, now they’re DDs again.

If Anus's fun bags are double D, then my cock is 14 inches long.

 

[DumbDude43]

What ever happened to her getting a waitress job to meet people irl?

the same thing that happened to her learning to play the guitar

 

[Johan Hulth]

Ian and his retarded new fans probably think the Airsoftfatty doc was totally okay. In their minds Fatty is a white, inbred, redneck misogynist who probably voted for Trump so he's an acceptable target for ridicule and exploitation, same with Sam and MDE even though that backfired hard

Exactly. It's easy to forget how much the progressive stack is like a high level operation for a lot of people's "Is this ok?" flow chart. Reprogrammed Ian probably especially so.

Chris Raygun, iDubbbz, and Anisa. I have cooked up an insane theory:

I always assumed her overt Raygun simping was just pity simping, considering the dude is 5'4 and has some major health issues or something. It's something I've seen BPD types do, lovebombing mid dudes who they consider safe. Chris getting matched with the bigger black dude after Froggy got kicked at CC2, and getting battered as a result, was just the batshit cherry on top of that whole thing.

 

[Slur Generator]

Exactly. It's easy to forget how much the progressive stack is like a high level operation for a lot of people's "Is this ok?" flow chart. Reprogrammed Ian probably especially so.


I always assumed her overt Raygun simping was just pity simping, considering the dude is 5'4 and has some major health issues or something. It's something I've seen BPD types do, lovebombing mid dudes who they consider safe. Chris getting matched with the bigger black dude after Froggy got kicked at CC2, and getting battered as a result, was just the batshit cherry on top of that whole thing.

Wasnt that just revenge? Either from anisa or ian himself. Didnt she try to go after him and he didnt bite, or am I writing fan fiction?

 

[2020chan]

Wasnt that just revenge? Either from anisa or ian himself. Didnt she try to go after him and he didnt bite, or am I writing fan fiction?

They're both so stupid that idk anymore if pairing tiny Chris against the much larger replacement was to hurt him on purpose or not.
It's funny to think idubbbz said "nows my chance" and picked a fighter above his weight class, but he and Anisa are both so fucking retarded, they might have actually thought they were doing him a favor by finding a last minute fighter. Now you might say "But Anisa is a professional boxing promoter who would know better than to pair two much differently sized dudes for a fight" and yes, she is an expert on the subject. She's also a great showman and knows how to put on the most entertaining show ever.
I'm sure they just wanted to make sure the fight wasn't canceled so none of the charities would lose out on money.

No matter how it all went down, we here are the Farms can rest easy knowing that nothing bad that happened in regards to CC2 was, or even could have been Anisa's fault.

 

[Zilch]

So what I'm proposing here is, what if Anisa was molding him for much longer than we thought? Trying to make him be like her true love. Alternatively, maybe Ian actually took initiative and noticed her interest in Raygun, and tried to emulate him to get her to like him (I think this is unlikely. Man has 0 rizz).

Am I onto something here or do I just really need to go to bed?

Ian is far too autisitc to notice that Anisa was infatuated with Raygun.
Also, as demonstrated by the Sam Hyde saga; Ian is a seething bitch who holds every negative interaction in the pit of his stomach. If Ian saw his gf fawning over Raygun he absolutely would not include him in Creator Clash / hang out with him.

Ian has a mullet now  ironically because that's what gay Seattle hipsters do. They wear ironic Hawaiian shirts and look like shit because they are so cool.

Ian did not strike me as a guy who cared much about his appearance then.
Ian is spineless, doesn't have much of a personality himself and desperately wants to appease his wife, so he is definitely influenced by her evershifting interests and identity.

Edit: last paragraph is poorly written; I was distracted. My bad, let me clarity what I meant.

I don't think Ian had much of a core identity to begin with; it was more sort of him trying to blend with who he's around.
Loss of his friend group and fanbase really made him doubt himself, lose what little confidence he had.
So Anisa can really push him in whatever direction she wants now. How he dresses, styles himself, activities/ hobbies he participates in is now almost exclusively her influence.

 

[Frank(en) Castle]

Also, as demonstrated by the Sam Hyde saga; Ian is a seething bitch who holds every negative interaction in the pit of his stomach.

This quote will serve as the header because it is essentially ebidance for what I'm about to say and will be referred to later.

At 1:40:00 Ian says that he'd like to apologize more often like he did with Tana but that most of his past subjects haven't emotionally matured like he and Tana have.

I CALL BULLSHIT SO MUCH BULLSHIT. This is absolute crap from Icukzzz for one simple reason. He will never EVER meaningfully apologize to Keemstar. Sure in his gay "I miss the old Icukzzz" video he generally apologizes "to everyone I made content cops on", but remember he immediately follows that sentence up with "I still don't like the majority of you, and that's fine".
So he's sorry, but not really because he still hates you (reference header quote).

In the Keemstar content cop Ian blows a lawn gnome representing Keemstar to pieces with a shotgun. Now some YouTube essayists gayer than I may interpret that to be a symbolic murder of Daniel Keem. That's pretty fucked up yeah? I'd say fake murdering someone in a personal vendetta in front of however million people is worse than meeting some vapid whore and saying nigger.
So what the heck Ian? Why no apology for Keem? Hasn't he "grown and matured"? Keem did back the site's favorite tranny Qween Keffals during a round of drama, and Ian loves and supports the heckin trans community now, seems like a great time to apologize and reconcile.
But he won't because deep down, Ian is the header quote.

What about bullying little twink Leafy like an actual playground bully for his physical appearance? No apology for him, is it maybe because Leafy made fun of your whore wife which has now earned him a spot back on your eternal shit-list? (just kidding Leafy never left because again, header quote).

Ricegum? What'd the chink ever even do to you other than make generic shit videos? Nothing. He just had the audacity to clown you back after you were supposed to have killed his career. Ricegum and his wife literally had a miscarriage and lost their child, Where was the newly empathic 30 whatever year old Ian to swoop in apologizing for past wrongs and standing in support of an old enemy during probably the worst time of Ricegum's life? Oh yeah, Ian was fucking nowhere to be found, probably playing WoW and secretly joyous at one of his greatest enemies' strife. Again, header quote.

Sorry for the essay but this seriously pisses me off. Ian isn't actually fucking sorry, its performative clout chasing. As pointed out many moons ago, notice how Ian only made serious effort to apologize to and get conformation of apology acceptance from (drum roll) Tana. Why? Because she's tight with the shsyter jew Kliens who Ian is also attempting to get into bed with again. His fucking apology video was clout chasing!

All this without even getting into the Sam Hyde saga which again proved what ladies and gentlemen?

Ian is a seething bitch who holds every negative interaction in the pit of his stomach.

Many thanks to @Zilch for providing me such a great quote to write around.

 

[Narwhal]

What about bullying little twink Leafy like an actual playground bully for his physical appearance?

That was one of the finest cyberbullying video I'd ever seen up to that point. It honestly makes me kind of nostalgic.

 

[games bugged dood]

I know he can't but I wish he would just snap out of it already. Hey you gay retard, your old videos were not that bad. You didn't influence a generation of neo nazis into existence because you said the nigger word and told Keemstar to unironically kill himself.

 

[JelloJerk]

At 1:40:00 Ian says that he'd like to apologize more often like he did with Tana but that most of his past subjects haven't emotionally matured like he and Tana have.

Missed this edit. What a load of shite. Has anyone even seen Jinx after 2016? He's probably more mature than any of them. Living his life with the money he made from pioneering the "content" all the top streamers do now. What about... the toy review channels?! Nobody remembers that content cop. I guess they pander to literal children so by definition they're not mature... but Ian does that too, with his gay fidget toys videos.

 

[Chef Autism]

All this bullshit about not apologizing because the "victim" of your actions hasn't matured just removes all doubt that this is an act from Ian.

Someone truly apologetic would acknowledge the hurt they caused, give a personal message, and realize that the "victim" doesn't have to grovel back and accept your apology. Sometimes you fuck up in a way that someone can't forgive, and you don't get to control that line of forgiveness for the other person.

In so many words he said he only wants to apologize if they play the game back with him and absolve him of all fault. I'd wager he probably has tried to reach out to some of these people with some half-assed "sorry" and they told him to fuck off, so he deems them immature and suddenly feels pity for the unenlightened fools.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

ALERT ALERT NEW BORING VIDEO

He got an OperaGX sponsorship

Jesus Ian, you look horrible


Ian is upset that none of the arcades near him have his autistic monkey ball game


wonder if he ever used that sandbag after CC2


Ian got scared of using a circle saw because he thought the blade would pop out and kill him

he's using anisa's shoelace as a way to outline a circle to cut

screenshotting his video is funnier than the actual video itself

Ian fucks up the molding by making it too soft

I had to watch this, so I'm forcing you too


Ian just learned what a pilot hole is. He didn't know that's the key to not splitting wood


He broke the screw

Anisa being useful for once in her life. They didn't sandpaper the wood


Ian doesn't know what Raspberry Pi is, he uses his old PC instead . Ian uses Steam to play Super Monkey Ball.


Ian has an autism moment


The Final Solution Product

The ball won't move

This video is great not because of the quality of it, but because it perfectly describes how much of a failure he has become

 

[Strange Looking Dog]

She should have stayed bald so that her bald bald head could be used as a dry erase surface for extra tattoos

 

[Charnel Ground]

She should have stayed bald so that her bald bald head could be used as a dry erase surface for extra tattoos

Or her bald bald head could have been the ball in the monkeyball cabinet!

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Or her bald bald head could have been the ball in the monkeyball cabinet!

like everything else, he’d manage to fuck it up somehow like kingcobrajfs

 

[Charnel Ground]

Shit looks cheap without sanding or finishing the cabinet, but these two like looking cheap, so.

 

[CashMoney!]

This is the type of thing I would expect to see from a kid with downs doing a DIY project with his parents.