Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

There is so much to unpack here. She is absolutely losing the plot (or what square acreage she had left). The topless photos--both the hairy stomach and toilet ones--take the cake. She looks horrific and FAT as ever, but that latter one coupled with "here's me taking a shit" makes cackle far more than cringe. No one's getting traumatized by that.
 
Time for an OP update!

Here's what I'm looking to add, if any of y'all could help me find it in this behemoth of a thread:

-Any sagas I missed from the last 250 pages aside from the pedo fiction and cat adoption
-The page numbers where she was trying to become an e-thot and got bullied off that hooker forum
-The various tributes to Peetie
-A compilation of the best Staph fanworks
 
Time for an OP update!

Here's what I'm looking to add, if any of y'all could help me find it in this behemoth of a thread.
-The page numbers where she was trying to become an e-thot and got bullied off that hooker forum
Hooker forum post was by yourself on 339, there are a couple of related posts further down on that page, but I don't know where it goes from there. Page 342 is when she tries to sell her nudes but puts them out there for free.
 
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-A compilation of the best Staph fanworks
@Meowzers do you have the files of your Staph fanart? The parking lot witch and Spudlet with sweaty catboy Dahmer come to mind

fffff I should've saved one of the better fake picrews I almost saved. Someone drew over her pic with an actual representation of her face a couple hundred pages ago.

OH and there's a comic book page from the site bg that features Stephanie and her Astral form, anyone have the link to that?
 
little spudlet staph is like the cutest thing i've ever drawn (and sweaty buff catboy dahmer is the worst), and i'm kicking myself because i can't show my kf shitpost art to anyone
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FOUND THE SPUDLET ONE!
Edit: and the one a few Meowzer-posts above it:
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My ribs hurt from laughing. She has lost her fucking mind
Does this mean she’s going bald? God I hope so. The only thing funnier than her sped haircut would be if she continued to try and maintain it while balding.

Also, you’re sweating because you’re fat as fuck, Steph. Lose some weight, fatty.
 
edit: lol she used a slur apparently
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i'm so late on this, just trying to catch up, but i'm Sami-decended and believe me we have bigger things to worry about than white people calling Sámpi Lappland. Lappland doesn't come from a "slur", it comes from the Sami's being called the "lapps" or the "lappmarken".

Unlike Native Americans, Samis give more of a fuck about rights and keeping the languages and culture extant rather than etymology. White people love to talk over Samis regarding literally everything, and most of the times they're wholly ignorant of where things come from.
 
Nominating @Meowzers artwork for the OP. The one of Staph protesting is my personal favourite.
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i'm not as good as our new draw friend but i hope this suffices. she definitely thinks she's a cute little cottagecore forest witch when she's out eating weeds (and please post more about your personal lolcow, tumblr roleplayers are fucking insane)
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this is just so fucking comical. i've been wanting to draw viking era staph for a while and i just couldn't not illustrate this mental image. you can't even say that this is slanderous or hate art, it's 99% accurate to what actually happened in xier words
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She didn't even last a day man.
I don't know why, but, I feel such strong sence of disapointment.
At the risk of her deleting her shit again , I'll say it; her behavior on twitter is why, if the shelters are looking her up, she can't get a cat. Someone insults you, so... you take a picture of yourself taking a crap as an own?
Woman, do you not understand how unhinged you come off by doing things like that?
Sure as fuck no one, who truly loves animals, will let you have a cat, or any animal, in good faith.
 
There is so much to unpack here. She is absolutely losing the plot (or what square acreage she had left). The topless photos--both the hairy stomach and toilet ones--take the cake. She looks horrific and FAT as ever, but that latter one coupled with "here's me taking a shit" makes cackle far more than cringe. No one's getting traumatized by that.
No kidding. I have to wonder what made her finally go over the cliff into absolute batshit insanity recently. Guessing she got told "No" one too many times regarding the cat adoption and/or Papa Frigly finally snapped and gave her a verbal flaying the likes of which she'd never experienced until now, given he's dealing with his wife possibly dying from cancer before the end of the year and thus has no more patience for his rotten adopted kid's antics. Especially after this recent round with Staph getting continually cucked in trying to adopt a cat. (cue the rainbow stickers)

And honestly, she'd save herself a lot of grief if she just logged the fuck off all social media and stayed off at this point. She's only making it worse for herself the more she flaps her digital gums and getting into slapfights with Zoomers who have no patience for her brand of degeneracy and no amount of disclaimers on her profiles will stop it.
 
i'm flattered you guys like my fan art 🥹
i've always been partial to the one chromeo did with the wojaks, and i did the stephjak.
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sometime earlier in the thread alchemy came up and i know i did a fullmetal alchemist one (the elrics summoning a staph beast with kiwifarms as truth) as a response to what alchemy elements make a staph (this thread gets wild lol). i can't find that one tho.
there's other fanart people did way earlier in the thread before she really blew up. one of the firsts was a Jabba the Hutt staph and slave leia bikini Jeff IIRC
 
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