Orbiter šŸ‡¬šŸ‡§ Johnathan Isaac Harrison (and his family) / Cog City / "Jobless Johnny" / Cognitive Thought - Unemployable British cuckold, doxed himself on UberEats, alleged paedophile who now admits to having sex with a 17-year-old when he was 21, seethes on X all day about Ethan Ralph, married to a Punjabi Porkchop. Now the Bri'ish Jerry Springer show.

@Null some lore on the christmas stream you watched of PPP covering the Cog cuck stream

Cogā€™s girlfriend got drunk and crashed the car with Jonny as the passenger. Cog doesnā€™t know how to drive and doesnā€™t have a license.

Cog took her phone from her while she was passed out and injured and right there on the spot illegally accessed it as he had mounting suspicions that she was unfaithful

He found several sext messages with photos sent back and forth between her and a coworker including a dick pic.

That next day while she was still in jail for DUI, Cog called their place of employment to get them both fired. He admitted this on the stream.

And later on another stream admitted to sending the manā€™s wife all the nude images including the guyā€™s dick pic which makes him a revenge pornographer.

He also said on a later stream that he sent the photos ā€œso his wife and kids could seeā€ so he wanted the kids to see their dadā€™s dick pics.

He still spent christmas eve with his girlfriendā€™s family while she was in jail because his family wants nothing to do with him for obvious reasons.

I doubt youā€™re interested but I could send relevant links.
 
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Cog is making a dedicated effort to stop sperging out on X/Twitter the last few days and has instead dedicated himself to making new/fresh content.

Predictably this new content is streaming about Ethan Ralph every day in addition to spending an entire day making a shitty video about him.

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Everything about this is so fucking awful. The accents. The scripting. The jokes. The smell of poverty.

Plus the fact that he spent time seething enough to sit down and create it ā€¦ ā€œnot now Indian bride, Iā€™m owning two retards on the internet!!ā€

But itā€™s amazing and I somehow love it.

I hope the cog v Andy arc never ends.

 
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Funkmaster said:
Everything about this is so fucking awful. The accents. The scripting. The jokes. The smell of poverty.

Plus the fact that he spent time seething enough to sit down and create it ā€¦ ā€œnot now Indian bride, Iā€™m owning two retards on the internet!!ā€

But itā€™s amazing and I somehow love it.

I hope the cog v Andy arc never ends.

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Thanks for letting us know. Here's a local copy




These are actually alright, not great but alright. No laughs, didn't make me smile, but didn't make me hate it like most of his content. It's a shame that Cog has made everyone hate him or it would probably get more views. It's also amazing that he doesn't get why people have an issue with his niece being exposed to the degenerate swamp that is the Sektur when, if it were anyone else's young family member, it would be a topic he'd include in every show, in perpetuity.
 
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Funkmaster said:
Everything about this is so fucking awful. The accents. The scripting. The jokes. The smell of poverty.

Plus the fact that he spent time seething enough to sit down and create it ā€¦ ā€œnot now Indian bride, Iā€™m owning two retards on the internet!!ā€

But itā€™s amazing and I somehow love it.

I hope the cog v Andy arc never ends.

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He's right about the RQ (Robe Question)
 
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It's mind numbing how much Cog has managed to involve Dan, Dan's home, and Dan's family in so much sektur drama.

He claims to not need a cohost but I saw a clip someone posted on Twitter where he invited Dan's daughter to take over his show.

It'll be great fun to watch when Dan throws him out.
 
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Retard_in_Charge said:
It's mind numbing how much Cog has managed to involve Dan, Dan's home, and Dan's family in so much sektur drama.

He claims to not need a cohost but I saw a clip someone posted on Twitter where he invited Dan's daughter to take over his show.

It'll be great fun to watch when Dan throws him out.
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Oh if he and Dan ever end their friendship. Cog will be dropping all the deets of their friendship and living arrangement. Cog never just ends a friendship. He annihilates them. Much drama will be had there.

Though Dan really should kick that fucking bum out. I wouldn't be cool with the idea that my daughter is now on the "sektur's" radar.
 
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I find it ironic that COG went by Cognitive Thought at one point.

Why? There is no cognitive thought in that smelly British bumā€™s dome
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Maybe it's a trick of the mind, but I have recollections of hearing the name "Cognitive Thought" all the way back in the heady days of YouTube Atheism :neckbeard:

Which I guess wouldn't be a surprise, he's just some clegnut that latches on to anything he can.
 
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Thanks for letting us know. Here's a local copy


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These are actually alright, not great but alright. No laughs, didn't make me smile, but didn't make me hate it like most of his content. It's a shame that Cog has made everyone hate him or it would probably get more views. It's also amazing that he doesn't get why people have an issue with his niece being exposed to the degenerate swamp that is the Sektur when, if it were anyone else's young family member, it would be a topic he'd include in every show, in perpetuity.
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This just makes me miss King Of Sting, his Kino Casino parody videos fucking killed me
 
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Isn't an oxymoron just 2 words that contradict like civil war, dry water, or violent peace?

Or Employed Cog.
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Jobless Jonny.

Btw it is rich watching Cog chastise Lucas for whining about depression and threatening to quit. Cog does that at least twice a year. At least Lucas manages not to make bomb/stabbing threatsā€¦as far as I know.
 
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