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That's more or less the idea -- maybe it sounds crazy on the surface
It does sound crazy but i guess I can see the point, by becoming trans they are no longer gay but a straight person without all the stigmas surrounding being gay, at least in their mind.
Pooners have to deal with a massive coke can of flesh and it seems troons have a gaping maw of horror.
So these surgeries just leave a sarlacc pit that isn't closed? Wouldn't that cause a lot of infections and stuff? So if they stopped dilating it would just close up and your surgery would be gone? And do FTMs really get a giant coke can rotdog?
 
So these surgeries just leave a sarlacc pit that isn't closed? Wouldn't that cause a lot of infections and stuff? So if they stopped dilating it would just close up and your surgery would be gone? And do FTMs really get a giant coke can rotdog?
Yes, yes, yes yes and yes, although some of them are just sad rotdogs.
The whole thing is terrifying, sad, and delusional
 
This is an excerpt from an article by SEGM on historical outcomes of gender identity disorder in kids -- it essentially states that prior to the widespread adoption of the current gender-affirming care model (which lowered desistance rates dramatically), the vast majority of these children resolved their symptoms into adulthood and became regular homosexual men and women.
Most kids change so much as they get older and shouldn't be making life-altering decisions. If a adult wants to mess up their body that's on them but I don't think kids should be allowed to get these surgeries.
Can't pass with dogs. They can sniff out pooners.
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All dogs are good boys who didntdonufin, also they are all based asf and won't play along with your fake gender. Does a persons scent really change that much with hormone use? I just cant see taking some drugs would make your entire scent change, there's a few posts suggesting that it made pre-opt MTFs smell just like a cis-womans vag makes me wonder when the last time those MTFs smelled a womans vag
Yes, yes, yes yes and yes, although some of them are just sad rotdogs.
The whole thing is terrifying, sad, and delusional
lmfao I find it funny a small dainty girl is walking around with a 8" coke can dong, that sounds like something out of a comedy movie. But outside of that the rest is just horrifying, the fact these guys think a open wound is equal to a woman is insanity.
 
The open feeling is what bothers me the most down there.
Wild what can happen when one hyper fixates to an obsessive degree. A female’s “down there” doesn’t just hang open, flapping in the breeze. There’s no “open”, it’s a closes system. Read a book or knit something, play a fucking video game. Pondering how to “close” your vulva after becoming consumed by the awful “openness” is terrifying and unhealthy. This is how you get those freaks that slice off their own parts.

Hey baby girl, get you a strong African man. Maybe he’ll get the family together for a proper mutilation and sew you shut like they do back home, with only a tiny hole for urine to pass. Sure, it’s called female genital mutilation, but if you can ignore that silly bit of language, it'll make all your dreams come true!
 
This is an excerpt from an article by SEGM on historical outcomes of gender identity disorder in kids -- it essentially states that prior to the widespread adoption of the current gender-affirming care model (which lowered desistance rates dramatically), the vast majority of these children resolved their symptoms into adulthood and became regular homosexual men and women.
Interesting study seems to support its parental pressure because they state that it was most common for children transitioned before age sux ti change thier mind,
 

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Woman shocked that gay men don't like pussy!
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Woman shocked that gay men don't like pussy!
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This one bothers me a lot because she's admitting to raping at least two men, the one who blocked her and the one who "tried" but she paints herself off as the victim. She committed rape by deception but makes it about herself and how "icky" real men are. It bothers me so much that normalizing sexual assault against gay people is "good" and "valid" now. (:_( Kiwifarms doesn't make me MATI. It makes me Sad At The Internet.
 
i dont know about that, but i do know they can smell the change before you start a menstrual cycle. Wouldnt be too far a leap to think a dog can smell when testosterone hits the blood stream.
I'm sure it would be able to tell you smell funny or different, I doubt there's a "female scene" its probably more every person smells different, that's probably how dogs can track you. But I'm sure the dog can tell something is different about you. Just be glad the dog doesn't hump the poor tranny so it doesn't start saying the dog validated his identity as a gay man or even worse and become a furry dog fucker
Totally not a mental illness department.
So if you enjoy sex why bother getting your cock chopped? These people make no sense. I thought they got the chop cuz they hated having a dick or something like that?
There must be some uncanny valley effect at play:
Do we finally have a troon that figured it out, they aren't a man just another skinwalker? Inquiring minds want to know
Sure, it’s called female genital mutilation, but if you can ignore that silly bit of language,
Still waiting on some black hero saying trannys are culturally appropriating their mutilation! Also that sentence works for this thread
 
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Totally not a mental illness department.
MTF with FTM partner likes having a dick, but somehow feels obligated or something ...
Note the bit about taking MDMA.
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"I love penetrating my partner with my penis... Will chopping it up and stuffing it inside my taint have negative side effects? Should I reconsider the surgery I already have a set date for?"

And you know the hug box will tell him to definitely go through with it because his designer pussy will give him even better, full body, ~girl~ orgasms and even better more loving and emotionally connected intimacy with his "boyfriend"
 
"I love penetrating my partner with my penis... Will chopping it up and stuffing it inside my taint have negative side effects? Should I reconsider the surgery I already have a set date for?"

And you know the hug box will tell him to definitely go through with it because his designer pussy will give him even better, full body, ~girl~ orgasms and even better more loving and emotionally connected intimacy with his "boyfriend"
Hey guys, I love watching movies. Would it negatively affect my movie watching experience if I gauge my eyes out with a spoon?
 
Hey guys, I love watching movies. Would it negatively affect my movie watching experience if I gauge my eyes out with a spoon?
You say that but they would argue their neo-eyes made from their foreskins that they have to hydrate every minute else they dry up are just as good as regular eyes.
 
Just because dysphoria exists doesn't mean that its possible for people to be born in the wrong body.Here's my problem with this whole thing.If gender itself is a social construct, and a concept that exists not in objective reality, but as a result of human interaction, then how can people be born into the wrong body?Even if we take trans brains as fact, wouldn't that just mean that a guy with a "woman brain" would just be more prone to doing things that most women may do?None of that would be proof of a guy having a female brain, but moreso a "feminine" brain.Which again is stereotypes.
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I'm sure it would be able to tell you smell funny or different, I doubt there's a "female scene" its probably more every person smells different, that's probably how dogs can track you. But I'm sure the dog can tell something is different about you. Just be glad the dog doesn't hump the poor tranny so it doesn't start saying the dog validated his identity as a gay man or even worse and become a furry dog fucker
Women tend to smell less than men, because one of the things testosterone does is make the skin more oily (which results in oilier sweat which is where the smell comes from). It’s why acne is often associated with excessive testosterone levels, the skin produces so much oil it clogs the pores.
It makes sense that a dog would be able to tell if someone is taking HRT, they have extremely sensitive noses, but I don’t imagine it would make you unrecognisable to them. My dogs have never had any problems recognising me just because I’ve changed perfume. Smell is their strongest sense, not their only one. They’ll also recognise you visually and by voice.
 
Just because dysphoria exists doesn't mean that its possible for people to be born in the wrong body.Here's my problem with this whole thing.If gender itself is a social construct, and a concept that exists not in objective reality, but as a result of human interaction, then how can people be born into the wrong body?Even if we take trans brains as fact, wouldn't that just mean that a guy with a "woman brain" would just be more prone to doing things that most women may do?None of that would be proof of a guy having a female brain, but moreso a "feminine" brain.Which again is stereotypes.
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Doesn't matter what's in their brains lol. They're male cos of the size of their gametes. Sorry troons, that's the end of the story.
 
Smell is their strongest sense, not their only one. They’ll also recognise you visually and by voice.
So if you cut off your tits, grow a pubeard, and start talking in the frog voice, and you smell different on top of that, the dog will probably murder you.

There's more going on here than just smol boobs:
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You got he/himmed when you were younger because you styled yourself like a boy and could conceivably be a prepubescent male. Now that you're an adult, you have the secondary sex characteristics of a woman and none of the secondary sex characteristics of a man, so a haircut and bad wardrobe doesn't read as male any more. HTH.

Her boyfriend, the one person who should put up with delusions for access to that sweet front hole, calls her "she:"
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Tape is tricky:
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Maybe if you cut it and make little loops?
 
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