Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[I'mThePatMan!]

One is the "give me a hook" post right after Caverlock's OP.

That one actually makes me laugh. They went so hard on it, it became kind of a very insular meme, and now I say it irl just I do with "Enjoy prison" lol

Really? I hadn't noticed anyone calling Pat fat.
But he is.

Yeah I just recently noticed it. Turns out, he is slightly above overweight. Just barely.

It's a common mistake, because from the Earth's surface you can't tell the background twin peaks are not geological formations, but his perky tits.

While I agree that Pat's thread is probably better than KF average; I wouldn't be so completely sure about these things. You can never truly know.

True, you got a point.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

I fuckin love boomia, lol Jackie is tagging the FBI in boomias tweets where he says he’s meeting with them. Pat is getting mighty verbose with the “no u” accusations.

 

[TurboNAS]

My point is that he can’t ever say he will never face prison.

PRISON GUARD: Hey Louie, getta load a this whacko.

LOUIE (A GUARD): Oh yeah it’s that Tomlinson guy.

PRISON GUARD: Why’s he walkin backwards?

LOUIE: He said he’d never face prison so I guess he’s walking backwards so he don’t face the prison.

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Technicality Tomlinson wins again! Wait for the knock quietly infant baby stalker child.

 

[Meat Target]

I fuckin love boomia, lol Jackie is tagging the FBI in boomias tweets where he says he’s meeting with them. Pat is getting mighty verbose with the “no u” accusations.

The Stalkerchild Mobile Command Post is cleverly disguised as an ice cream truck.

 

[oopsie doodle]

Also, they keep complaining about the Pat haikus. We haven't done that bit in ages. Nice Alzheimers, stupids.

Pat fans, divided
quarrel over a haiku?
fat faggot, bitch tits

 

[b7d495fd19]

Any archive of boomias tweets?

I couldn't find any. It seems his account got suspended: https://twitter.com/GhostoftommyTom

 

[Bill Evans 45]

Fuck you for making me think hard about this, but I love it.

Technicality Tomlinson point : the trannies are male so can only be Kangs or Jacks. Otherwise, I love it.

That said... the naked thing is completely bizarre.

Come on now, you know he's 'into things'. He's also bad at words and histrionic, so 'naked' probably means he couldn't tie the belt on his bathrobe. You may not be aware of this but, he's incredibly fat.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Come on now, you know he's 'into things'. He's also bad at words and histrionic, so 'naked' probably means he couldn't tie the belt on his bathrobe. You may not be aware of this but he's incredibly fat

He probably had a pineapple shoved up his ass when he walked out with his "rage erection "

 

[President Tonald Drump]

(Now, to be fair, the Pests are much better-behaved when cowtipping than other groups of weens, such as the Idea Guys or the sadistic Redditors who torment Daniel Larson. The Brothermen stay on the right side of the law, and don't harm anything other than Patso's ego).

not as bad as other weens, but i wouldn't call it the right side of the law. the way they constantly message him would be considered harassment by now (even if he makes it worse by responding).

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

I'm under the impression 90% of them are angry despite not actually checking this thread. Every once in a while, 1 guy comes here, finds the 5 posts a year some random retard does criticizing them - but not the 10,000 posts prasing and thanking them - and repost it over there, riling them up.

I don't get the beef I half figured its trolling. One of the complaints about KF is how "our lawyer guy lost it all for vic mignogna " as if we haven't been shitting on rackets for his slide into retardation for like a year now.

 

[Dr. Jaime Reyes]

It depends if they present a threat.

Pat should respect this. The cops are just giving him his due. He’s an Actual Tough Guy who has been in many bar fights and never “presided over a criminal trial” [judges preside, not defendants, child]. The 5-0 are just trying not to get murked by this Porcine Pugilist, the Milwaukee Manpig.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH WE GOT A TYPO FOR THE AGES HERE

@default_friend is an annoying clout-chasing egirl. I expect a write-up in Quilette soon. With his broadening appeal Pat should really think about monetizing his account.

 

[Pedophobe]

Every seven seconds now.

He must be specifically exempt from the spam filter or something.

I was going to add that he must've finally discovered copy and paste too but then he ate the trolls.

 

[BScCollateral]

not as bad as other weens, but i wouldn't call it the right side of the law. the way they constantly message him would be considered harassment by now (even if he makes it worse by responding).

Nope. By definition, if he replies he is "having a conversation" and is not being "harassed."

 

[Meat Target]

I don't get the beef I half figured its trolling.

They seem too sincerely assblasted to be kidding. Dismissing it as just a bit feels like copium, and I'm not about to No Child strangers on the internet on their own opinion.

What do I look like, a fat faggot with bitchtits?

 

[lindsayfan]

I fuckin love boomia, lol Jackie is tagging the FBI in boomias tweets where he says he’s meeting with them. Pat is getting mighty verbose with the “no u” accusations.

Prongay joyson, stlaker.

 

[SomethingFishi]

Bro I don't even think that most libs like Biden anymore. Anyone with working eyes and a non-pig brain knows that our president is senile and frail. For Patrick to suck Biden's dick so aggressively only confirms to me that he'll enthusiastically back anyone who plays his side of the sport that is American politics.

Also, kinda enthused that Jim is in on patposting now. I look forward to what happens to him nexxxxsssssst

 

[Creative Username]

Nope. By definition, if he replies he is "having a conversation" and is not being "harassed."

He just can't let the idiot win, at all costs.

Also, it seems to have been slightly over an hour since the last time somebody called Pat a fat faggot with bitch tits. Allow me to rectify this:
Patrick Sean Tomlinson is a fat faggot with bitch tits.

 

[Markorian]

Got it right here for you:

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I predict I will never, ever, have to update this post.

But fatrick will never win and he is THE chief idiot. #DLTIW is his motto, because he refuses to let himself, an idiot, win.

 

[Lemon-Lime Turpentine]

 

[Creative Username]

But fatrick will never win and he is THE chief idiot. #DLTIW is his motto, because he refuses to let himself, an idiot, win.

But if he succeeds at not letting the idiot win, doesn't that make his goal of #DLTIW a success? And if that happens, doesn't it make him fail? And if he fails... Wouldn't he have just stopped the idiot from winning?

Oh no... A contradiction...


We've just encountered Prongay's Paradox.