Samantha Violet Bushart and the Sammieverse - Fat, Illiterate Perpetual Pregnancy Faker and the Various Trash and Tards Surrounding Her

[a hapless toad]

Maybe stop getting g fucking pregnant and focus on your betus.

And focus on the sickly child you already have instead of just using him to grift.

 

[CaseyTatumm]

Kim is currently (hopefully) having a miscarriage.
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I am guessing it isn’t pregnancy related, they’ll just send you on your way that early if you’re miscarrying since there isn’t anything they can do to stop it at that point.

 

[JackoVerde]

Pictures finally, somehow Darnell made it. Its white as hell but most mixed babies are very light at first.

those kids eyes seem blue, which is what color a lot of white babies eyes are when they're born. not saying they'll stay blue but it could indicate that this kid inherited a lot of white genes.
it doesnt take much, brittany venti has only over 30% white genes and she seems more white than black on the outside.

 

[Cats]

The little scrunchy crying babby face always gets me. How cute.

don't know these parents but the fact they are here doesn't bode well. hope the little one has a good life despite

You know I was thinking about this before but this post reminded me. I'm sure a lot of the kids born in the social media age aren't going to be too happy when they grow up to find out that their entire baby photo albums (and likely the rest of their recorded childhoods) are posted publicly online by their parents, but too late now I guess lol. I actually kind of feel bad for the ones that turn out to be extreme introverts because I would imagine that is a bit of a nightmare scenario for one of those types of ppl

 

[Trombonista]

I have featured the thread. I do not like Skylan as a girl's name. though. I hope she can be convinced to change it.

 

[Cold Root Beer]

>look at front page
>see "Samantha Violet Bushart has given birth to her third child."
>pray "idk what this is, but please god don't let this be that tard baby thread"
>click anyway

IDK if they're bad people but congrats? Or fuck these pieces of shit? Whichever fits better for this driveby

 

[Dick Mason]

I'm surprised she hasn't, with a c section your awake. They check on you through the night. Youd think she would be up posting. But this is sammie, shes lazy. I bet she slept all night. Wonder if anyone stayed with her all night?

Pictures finally, somehow Darnell made it. Its white as hell but most mixed babies are very light at first.
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hol' up a minute, doc, i got an important call about my auto insurance.

 

[Vi0l3t]

>look at front page
>see "Samantha Violet Bushart has given birth to her third child."
>pray "idk what this is, but please god don't let this be that tard baby thread"
>click anyway
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IDK if they're bad people but congrats? Or fuck these pieces of shit? Whichever fits better for this driveby

She took tiddie pictures in the hospital bathroom while her second kid had open heart surgery, I'll let you decide

 

[Random Internet Person]

It’s always interesting when a thread subject has a kid. A lot of optimism, hoping this is the signal for someone to get their shit together, and then a cynical asshole trying to place bets for when things get out of hand.

On the farms, “demon baby” only applies when Ethan Ralph is the father, right?

 

[WhineMeDineMe69Me]

don't know these parents but the fact they are here doesn't bode well. hope the little one has a good life despite

The chances that her life is anything but a nightmare are unfortunately very low.

The regular posters of this thread most likely care about this baby more than either of her parents. Her mother is a sped who has faked about a dozen pregnancies (one of which the baby daddy was Lil Wayne), has already lost custody of her two real children, and thinks she is cousins with both Britney Spears and Eminem. And her father is black. Like, black black. He looks like this:

Speaking of, when is Britney going to congratulate her cousin Sammie on the birth of her beloved Chocolate Babby?

 

[Android raptor]

It’s always interesting when a thread subject has a kid. A lot of optimism, hoping this is the signal for someone to get their shit together, and then a cynical asshole trying to place bets for when things get out of hand.

Read this thread from page 1 and get back to us

 

[scumfuck]

Speaking of, when is Britney going to congratulate her cousin Sammie on the birth of her beloved Chocolate Babby?

Right after Killa Cam comes home from the hospital

 

[WelperHelper99]

She took tiddie pictures in the hospital bathroom while her second kid had open heart surgery, I'll let you decide

I mean compared to 90% the cows I follow, that's wholesome. Happy the kid was born ok.

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

The chances that her life is anything but a nightmare are unfortunately very low.

The regular posters of this thread most likely care about this baby more than either of her parents. Her mother is a sped who has faked about a dozen pregnancies (one of which the baby daddy was Lil Wayne), has already lost custody of her two real children, and thinks she is cousins with both Britney Spears and Eminem. And her father is black. Like, black black. He looks like this:

Speaking of, when is Britney going to congratulate her cousin Sammie on the birth of her beloved Chocolate Babby?

The father unironically looks like those monkey NFTs

 

[Sammies#1Fan]

Right after Killa Cam comes home from the hospital

She gave him up for adoption.

But I'm still wondering about Zuri, who fell off the bed. She was in the hospital at the same time as Killa Cam, I think, but daddy was supposed to go get her after work.

Oh wait, was Killa Cam the one who fell off the bed and Zuri couldn't eat good? Or something like that? Wasn't one of the babbys not eating? Dammit, now I'm all confused. Ugh.

 

[Harambe]

I didn't realize when you mix white and black you actually get gray

 

[Strange Looking Dog]

Hello I am here as a tourist to shit up the thread: Why does subtitle say pregnancy faker when she has apparently had three children?

 

[Android raptor]

Hello I am here as a tourist to shit up the thread: Why does subtitle say pregnancy faker when she has apparently had three children?

Read from the first page

 

[W00K #17]

Has Sammie ever been featured before?

I've always thought she was an underrated cow.


Hope Skyrizi lives her best life.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Ok.. not going to lie. Considering most newborns need time to unfurl into their potential cuteness, Skylander is a cute one.

The facial expression in that first picture made me lol.