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[Fried-Rice12]

Enjoy your cold pizza:

A car is actually not the most cost efficient method for delivering pizzas (and other foods).
A dirt bike is your answer.
I can buy a used dirt bike for about $3000 CAD and pay it off in less than 1 month by delivering food given that I earn at least $100 of profit/day.
And the best thing? A dirt bike will not randomly burst into flames when God wants to punish you for being a atheist leftoid metrosexual.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

Enjoy your cold pizza:

You CAN deliver pizzas on a bicycle in urban areas, but they typically have big insulated bags to keep pizzas warm.

I know bugmen have ridiculously low standards, they worship bodegas despite them being little more than the same filthy convenience stores found everywhere, but for the love of decent pizza, PLEASE put a blanket or something over pizzas like that!

Even when I was younger and we were getting pizza from Little Caesars my dad would throw a space blanket over the pizza.

 

[quaawaa]

/r/fuckcars member wants to preemptively ban flying cars:

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[Blatant hypocrite]

/r/fuckcars member wants to preemptively ban flying cars

I mean, of course! Look at how much sky we have. By the law of induced demand, there's going to be trillions of the things.

 

[DavidS877]

/r/fuckcars member wants to preemptively ban flying cars:
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Wonder if we should tell him that Honda already makes a jet. https://www.hondajet.com/
Mitsubishi does too.... again, but nothing in the smaller stuff anymore.

I rather doubt that the "Big 3" are going to be getting into the oversized quadcopter market as they're too niche and not terribly useful without major advances in power storage.

But hey, for only $100k you can fly for 20 minutes at 60MPH.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

And the best thing? A dirt bike will not randomly burst into flames when God wants to punish you for being a atheist leftoid metrosexual.

I'm 1000% in favor of food delivery being done by motorbike; it's highly efficient and seeing a pizza delivered by an F150 is always amusing to me. As usual, 90% of the actual realistic complaints from the carfuckers can be solved with a motorbike (which is carbrain evil) even though they think an electric bike is some kind of god

 

[Corpun]

I'm 1000% in favor of food delivery being done by motorbike; it's highly efficient and seeing a pizza delivered by an F150 is always amusing to me. As usual, 90% of the actual realistic complaints from the carfuckers can be solved with a motorbike (which is carbrain evil) even though they think an electric bike is some kind of god

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Are those things even fun to drive, asking for a friend. Can't help but think anyone using them looks like a massive faggot on the occasion I see one in public.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Are those things even fun to drive, asking for a friend. Can't help but think anyone using them looks like a massive faggot on the occasion I see one in public.

Mopeds? Totally depends on which one and how you drive it, some are underpowered as fuck but even those are quite fun if you're not in high-speed traffic but instead terrorizing the bike faggots

 

[Corpun]

Mopeds? Totally depends on which one and how you drive it, some are underpowered as fuck but even those are quite fun if you're not in high-speed traffic but instead terrorizing the bike faggots

Based, shame I don't live in an area where bike lanes are actively used, but if I ever find myself in one I'll happily rent one no matter the price just to get some grade A salt from bikers.

 

[Fried-Rice12]

Are those things even fun to drive, asking for a friend. Can't help but think anyone using them looks like a massive faggot on the occasion I see one in public.

I like the French one with a bazooka.

 

[M3xus]

I mean, I'm against flying cars for two reasons. The first is that people are stupid enough driving in two dimensions, driving in three is going to be even worse. The second mainly boils down to "What happens when you break down in mid-air?" But, of course, the anti-car yokels don't think about that.

 

[DavidS877]

The second mainly boils down to "What happens when you break down in mid-air?" But, of course, the anti-car yokels don't think about that.

Parachute or simply gliding. Sure the computer will figure it out... unless it's the computer.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

/r/fuckcars member wants to preemptively ban flying cars:
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I want to preemptively ban Niggers from driving flying cars.

 

[Corpun]

I want to preemptively ban Niggers from driving flying cars.

I don't want to because then we don't get to see mini 9-11s in the hood.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

I would think that personal jetpacks would be the preferred way to get around in the sky, but that also has the possibility of being heavily regulated to hell and back, and these idiots will clap and go along with every change.

 

[quaawaa]

/r/fuckcars user is sad that he had to get his driver's license because his Smash tournaments don't finish until after the buses stop running:


The replies are full of "oh we totally don't want to ban cars, it's ok to use one if you really need to" comments:




Amazing that these people think that playing video games late into the night is an acceptable reason to own a car, but needing to transport large or heavy items, having a family, wanting shorter commutes, not wanting to go shopping everyday, etc. are not valid reasons.

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[WelperHelper99]

I would think that personal jetpacks would be the preferred way to get around in the sky, but that also has the possibility of being heavily regulated to hell and back, and these idiots will clap and go along with every change.

All it would take is someone's pack blowing up to make it a regulation nightmare equal to owning a short barreled rifle. Even now, flying drones over cities takes a fuckton of paperwork.

/r/fuckcars user is sad that he had to get his driver's license because his Smash tournaments don't finish until after the buses stop running:
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The replies are full of "oh we totally don't want to ban cars, it's ok to use one if you really need to" comments:
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Amazing that these people think that playing video games late into the night is an acceptable reason to own a car, but needing to transport large or heavy items, having a family, wanting shorter commutes, not wanting to go shopping everyday, etc. are not valid reasons.

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Lmao. He broke his car hate over Super Smash Bros. Everyone else is coping probably because they like the user. Very informative where your priorities are. Games over getting to work on time, nice.

 

[Rubick]

I mean, I'm against flying cars for two reasons.

Asian women and niggers.

 

[WelperHelper99]

/r/fuckcars member wants to preemptively ban flying cars:
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Really with flying cars, the problem is going to be breakdowns. Assuming these things are mass produced and they don't really have wings, think like a big quad copter, and they can hover for parking... bro. You are going to have crashes out the wazoo. Planes are basically hand built. A mass produced hover car just couldn't be

 

[Xarpho's Return]

Lmao. He broke his car hate over Super Smash Bros. Everyone else is coping probably because they like the user. Very informative where your priorities are. Games over getting to work on time, nice.

I'm surprised that they didn't immediately go to demanding that the transit service run (practically empty) 15-minute trains and buses all night long.