Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.9%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.2%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 91 27.2%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 54 16.2%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 122 36.5%

  • Total voters
    334
I'm starting to wonder if our entire frame about Nick's extended family/upbringing is wrong. I'm thinking at best his parents were the "work hard play hard" centrist apolitical not really religious type of boomer (would fit with his dad's influence seeming to only extend to talk about work ethic and then retiring to Margaretiaville) and Nick's conservative religious thing was entirely a put-on for the benefit of the wife and inlaws.
People might also be conflating the parents and grandparents. IIRC, it was the grandparents (since passed) that were the ones that were thought to be devoutly Catholic and socially conservative. When it comes to Nick's parents, I think there is more of a question mark. Dating back to Weebwars days, the site knew the grandparents were loaded and donated a significant amount of money to a heart hospital in Tyler, TX that is named after them, and is run by a Catholic health care concern (which generally means things like they will absolutely positively will not do an abortion at any hospital under their control). There's a news story about it in the Tyler Telegraph here. The local ABC affiliate has a news story with video here. There is also a charitable foundation in their name.

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Long story short, these facts were often brought in support of the notion that Nick was the "real deal" when Weebwars was going on. In retrospect, the WW subforum probably did way too shallow of an analysis that led to some false conclusions.

Since then, I think a couple of people here have hypothesized that the parents are not nearly as trad-cath as the grandparents. Nick seems to have abandoned Catholicism (I would argue Christianity in general, based on his comments about Jesus, but others are free to draw their own conclusions), and made a point that he's not raising his kids as Catholic. With respect to the kids, in particular, he said as much in 2020 during one of the shows where he had PPP on. PPP, I think, identifies as some sort of protestant, and he was critical of the Catholic church. Whereupon, Nick stated he's not raising his kids Catholic, but something else.

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ob & Celeste Rekieta - Camp, Catholic & other charity stuff-
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They gave a fuckload of money if they are listed at the top, above Polaris, and big insurance company and an orthopedic practices. All those others are corporate donors too.

No wonder they could pay Nick to go play daddy and have five kids in MN. Guessing their hopes for the family fortune are in trusts for the grandkids, but has obviously Nick gotten sweet disbursements from his own trust fund. I’d even guess the amount of the checks increased with each shiny new grandchild.
 
Faran was wearing very short shorts and laid back and spread her legs and kicked. You can't see anything but it's close and not a good look for a "professional journalist".
I mean

Wasn’t that the photo/gif that had Ralph drunkenly salivating and lusting on stream for a good 5-10 minutes about her vaegeine lips? Obviously there was enough showing for the Ralphahawg’s coombrain to fill in the blanks and start slurring his speech about “that fat pussy”
 
'm really supposed to believe Nick never said any stories about them in his entire streaming career? no funny family inside jokes or stories of being grounded or fun vacations or anything else? i have a hard time believing bob was all about the balldo pre-retirement and the kids fucking off.
He said he wished his parents talked with him more about their sex life. I guess he wanted to know how they liked to fuck. Perhaps even watch.

I hate it when Nicholas isn't producing milk. It gets very boring and off topic here.
 
Bob & Celeste Rekieta are big donators to the Make a Wish foundation & the Make a Wish foundation ball, didn’t find dollar amounts listed but their names are shown on a bunch of stuff along with the top sponsors like this:
They gave a fuckload of money if they are listed at the top, above Polaris, and big insurance company and an orthopedic practices. All those others are corporate donors too.
Not sure what year @Anticipointment is talking about but for the 2021 event the "Superhero" tier which Nick's parents are at sets one back a cool $15,000-$24,999.

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From the same document, they appear to be the only individuals who made the list of sponsors in 2020 as well, or at least they're the only one listed in here.
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No wonder they could pay Nick to go play daddy and have five kids in MN. Guessing their hopes for the family fortune are in trusts for the grandkids, but has obviously Nick gotten sweet disbursements from his own trust fund. I’d even guess the amount of the checks increased with each shiny new grandchild.
Yes. Keep in mind Nick moved up to his new house in the name of a trust around 2018, which he said was "free and clear" without a mortgage, without even selling the old house nearby. Last we heard that was a barrier to moving out of Minnesota because they had rented it out to friends or family or something.

It's worth noting that last year I discovered the two Nevada LLCs below created by Nick's mother within a couple days of each other in 2010. One being COR-NRR, LLC (the initials of the name she goes by, followed by Nick's initials) and the other being COR-KMC (her initials, followed by Nick's sister's initials). This seems too specific to be a coincidence.

Celeste created two Nevada LLCs in 2010, and unlike her son, appears to have managed to keep up the registrations on them as well.

Here's some details on them, from the Nevada Secretary of State's website.

1. COR-NRR, LLC
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2. COR-KMC, LLC
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The purposes of these LLCs are unknown, but in deciphering their names, may I put forward as a suggestion that Celeste apparently goes by both her maiden and married name, the initials of which give COR.

Looking at the title of this thread, Nick's initials are NRR, and KMC is consistent with his sister's first and last initials (KC).
 
how are the rekeitas associated with that, but then donate tons of money to a summer camp for fags with aids? seems very odd

The original idea of the camp seemed to be for kids with life altering physical conditions that would make attendance at a regular camp unsuitable. The kids were probably born hiv+ due to however their parent(s) contracted it, be it promiscuity, drugs or otherwise. The lgbt aspect wasn’t incorporated until at least a dozen years after the Rekietas became involved, because in current era, of course it was, inclusivity is mandatory etc.

Anyway, so weird & funny that the Rekieta parents are so invested in kids with AIDS considering the state of their own son. Lucky for their grandchildren, Nick’s coom / drugs era & subsequent AIDS has been late in life onset so at least his kids won’t be AIDS campers. (Might be there on lgbt week though) Suffa’ Nick.

Edit: @Balldo's Gate thanks for checking the make a wish, I was over phone browsing / posting at that point
 
Whereupon, Nick stated he's not raising his kids Catholic, but something else.
He's raising them as Balldoists, so I hope they revolt.
I hate it when Nicholas isn't producing milk. It gets very boring and off topic here.
Blow me, the minutiae of sedevacantism is more interesting than whatever a skinnyfat nebbish faggot like Nick does in a hot tub with some fat guy.
Nick seems to have abandoned Catholicism (or any religion, really), and made a point that he's not raising his kids as Catholic.
He does not seem to have abandoned merely Catholicism but anything resembling morality.
 
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He's raising them as Balldoists, so I hope they revolt.
The children will create the Nestoro-Balldoian heresy where they believe that the Balldo is of two essences, a mortal one (the testicles of an impotent man) and an immortal one (the silicone cuck cage restricting the testicles of an impotent man). This is in direct contradictions to the teaching of Cuck which state that the Balldo is of a single, unified essence of the balls and the Balldo transubstantiated together into the transcendental Ballgasm.
 
He said he wished his parents talked with him more about their sex life. I guess he wanted to know how they liked to fuck. Perhaps even watch.

I hate it when Nicholas isn't producing milk. It gets very boring and off topic here.



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Ready for stale takes on old news?

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ETA: Nick is talking about how he wants to bring this woman he is streaming with on his show and is blowing smoke up her arse about how great she is.

He is defensive in chat. This might be worth a watch later.

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Ready for stale takes on old news?

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Sean already beat you to it Nicky. Just don't bother.

Unless you plan on getting shitfaced again. Would make for a good 20 more pages to this thread, and a lot more faces for the memes.

He is defensive in chat. This might be worth a watch later.

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"I have never...and WILL never hit someone while drunk or not."

Is he talking about with his hands, or with a car?
 
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Praise the Balldo gods, based LawPope Nick Rekieta has healed from his 106 degree fever flu and is streaming and I can finally get his hot takes on last week's news!
EDIT: How many shots/drinks do you reckon those 30 sips equal? 10?
Looks like maybe 1.5-2 shots per glass and he fills the glass 3 times, so probably only 5-6. Assuming it's 80 proof at least and not him rambling about 60% ABV rum like the other night. If he eats a meal beforehand/takes from the bull's snack tray he'd probably be perfectly functional by the next evening if he only did this 1-2 times a week, didn't mix it with prescription/illegal drugs, and never drank off camera.
 
He is defensive in chat. This might be worth a watch later.

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I'm glad to see that 7 year viewers like me are not legit but literal who's that rolled in a week ago are the true legit people. Nick deserves his current circumstances. I hope he makes a million dollars tonight.
 
Just found the perfect gift for Nick!
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Did he ever get around to doing those subscriber gifts he promised forever ago? If not, there's an idea!

He is defensive in chat. This might be worth a watch later.
"Haha I've definitely never hit anybody while drunk! Not that anybody asked or that this was prompted by anything!"
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I think, identifies as some sort of protestant, and he was critical of the Catholic church.

The church they were attending (with Kayla's family) prior to the "current one" was ELCA which is an very liberal branch of the Luthern denomination.

My assumption is they are still Luthern, at least in name only.
 
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