Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Fapcop]

Accept Jesus Christ as his personal savior.

That would require Nick to admit that he isn’t always right and not be an immense narcissist.

Every instinct in him would tail against this, as evidenced by the fact that the first thing he does when called out for wearing a gay ass belt, is to run out and get more.

The only way Nick would accept Christ, is if the devil showed up in person and told him NOT to do it.

He’s a fucked and deeply damaged person.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I had never heard of that term before...


Commie certainly does seem an apt descriptor.

'deconstructionist' anything is critical theory in action
the christian thing was a larp all along, in actuality nick follows in the footsteps of marxist atheist jews

As a biased traditionalist, I have never seen this approach be used for anything positive except an excuse to cast of restrictions to Hedonism or as an argument reductio ad absurdum to illustrate the needful pillars of belief

What do we know about Nick's sister? I watched about 90% of Nick's non-drexel shows until shortly after Johnny Deap, and the little nuggets I was able to glean painted an unflattering picture. She seems to be a lesbian who lived in Latin America (Belize?) as a long term expat and ran/was a major supporter of a LGBTQ summer camp.

I did a write-up on here somewhere closer to the 1300 page mark with all I could find. It is fairly comprehensive.

She is significantly older than Nick, and it was speculated that she was his father's child but not necessarily Nick's mother's. No confirmation one way or the other. Nick also had plans to love with her in Austin to party ans go to graduate school until he got married. It must have been before the sister moved to SA. Nick only sees her once a year or so, but thr niece has visited them ans lld attended Anime Matsuri a few times.

I'm starting to wonder if our entire frame about Nick's extended family/upbringing is wrong. I'm thinking at best his parents were the "work hard play hard" centrist apolitical not really religious type of boomer (would fit with his dad's influence seeming to only extend to talk about work ethic and then retiring to Margaretiaville) and Nick's conservative religious thing was entirely a put-on for the benefit of the wife and inlaws.

I agree. The grandparents seem to be the ones with the connection to the Vatican and Church.




I will cross-post in LawTube, but it looks like Joe the Jew is streaming on Playback.tv

 

[Anticipointment]

She seems to be a lesbian who lived in Latin America (Belize?) as a long term expat and ran/was a major supporter of a LGBTQ summer camp.

She lives in San Juan del Sur Nicaragua. Works as a fitness instructor. She’s about five yrs older than Nick, iirc. Has a degree in something fitness related, can’t recall what. She’s in a relationship with a man & has a daughter who is in her 20s. Seems fairly normal? The parents are the ones who supported the camp.

 

[Thorndyke Special]

Remember when Nick kept cancelling shows in December because "it's a CRAZY month guys?" Well what's happened since then has been epic:

 

[Captain Manning]

Will he stream today or choose to have hypothermia this time?

COMING SOON:

"Sorry guys. No stream tonight. I have a core body temperature of 82 F. Or at least I think that's what the three things I rammed up my ass said. I am stable though. Hopefully tomorrow."

 

[Neetorino]

COMING SOON:

"Sorry guys. No stream tonight. I have a core body temperature of 82 F. Or at least I think that's what the three things I rammed up my ass said. I am stable though. Hopefully tomorrow."

I don't think Ricardo or Romaine can accurately tell temperatures, they are only sex servents after all. Maybe Our Wife's peggin' pole has a thermometer in it and that's why the temps have been all over the place.

 

[Lemon-Lime Turpentine]

Remember when Nick kept cancelling shows in December because "it's a CRAZY month guys?" Well what's happened since then has been epic:


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I felt a great disturbance in the force, as if millions of subscribers suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Remember when Nick kept cancelling shows in December because "it's a CRAZY month guys?" Well what's happened since then has been epic:


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Every day is crazy with a fifth of whiskey and a handful of your kids’ adhd meds

 

[Roboute Guilliman]

As a biased traditionalist, I have never seen this approach be used for anything positive except an excuse to cast of restrictions to Hedonism or as an argument reductio ad absurdum to illustrate the needful pillars of belief

Agreed, I have never seen anyone inside or outside of academia ever use deconstructionism for anything but justification, or more importantly demoralization (in the communist sense meaning to literally make society less moral).

Remember when Nick kept cancelling shows in December because "it's a CRAZY month guys?" Well what's happened since then has been epic:

I felt a great disturbance in the force, as if millions of subscribers suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced.

Both of you brought me mirth today, and for this I thank you.

 

[polar bear]

it looks like Joe the Jew is streaming on Playback.tv

I looked it up cause I'm not familiar with the platform. Nick is getting mogged once again, big Joe W.
1. It appears to be a place for watching and talking about ball games. Joe will be treading new waters for sure, but I can imagine him being successful.
Nick is becoming irrelevant on YT and Rumble as a lawyer because he's a perverted drunkard who rarely explains the law nowadays. Joe could legit get the ballgame boomers interested in content completely new for them, and build a funny new community.


2. Brand new platform and 170 members and lively chat already. I also appreciate default dark mode. Joe is not out there chugging whiskey and pretending to be sick, but is in fact preparing for his grand opening.
Imagine a boomer watching a ballgame on his big fuck-off TV through playback app. Game is finished, what's next? Ahhh, a lawyer wearing a baseball hat, smoking a cigarette LIKE A MAN, is talking about Trump. They will get right on it.


3. Finally - support. Joe will get his own support team to help him set everything up and become the star. Whatever happened to the YT support guy that was helping Nick? Guess he moved to playback.tv.

 

[Sharpeteer]

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I'm sure Joe is a nice guy, but I will always remember him as the boomer that leaked Daniel Harris' phone number, and got MATI about it.

 

[polar bear]

I'm sure Joe is a nice guy, but I will always remember him as the boomer that leaked Daniel Harris' phone number, and got MATI about it.

Yeah, I don't care about Joe and will not watch him. What matters is that it's just another lawtuber getting exciting opportunities, whilst Nick has to suffah and fake 107degree fevers.

 

[Sewer Rat]

I looked it up cause I'm not familiar with the platform. Nick is getting mogged once again, big Joe W.
1. It appears to be a place for watching and talking about ball games. Joe will be treading new waters for sure, but I can imagine him being successful.
Nick is becoming irrelevant on YT and Rumble as a lawyer because he's a perverted drunkard who rarely explains the law nowadays. Joe could legit get the ballgame boomers interested in content completely new for them, and build a funny new community.
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2. Brand new platform and 170 members and lively chat already. I also appreciate default dark mode. Joe is not out there chugging whiskey and pretending to be sick, but is in fact preparing for his grand opening.
Imagine a boomer watching a ballgame on his big fuck-off TV through playback app. Game is finished, what's next? Ahhh, a lawyer wearing a baseball hat, smoking a cigarette LIKE A MAN, is talking about Trump. They will get right on it.
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3. Finally - support. Joe will get his own support team to help him set everything up and become the star. Whatever happened to the YT support guy that was helping Nick? Guess he moved to playback.tv.
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I've been watching some of Joe's livestreams, or atleast have them playing while doing other shit, despite being a proud jew and always siding with israel on whatever topic there is, when it comes to law related stuff he does a good job as a "lawtuber", he is always covering trials or whatever law related new is happening right now, he looks passionate when reacting to trials and stuff, so I get why he is getting popular.
it is almost as if actually doing your job brings you money, sad that Rekieta decided to go for the "maybe if I drink myself to death on camera I will be successful"

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

I know you all sub to Elb but this is so good, it needs to be posted here. This is him on March 1 (Friday), should be his latest stream before the weekend and then him falling sick again.

 

[Fapcop]

I know you all sub to Elb but this is so good, it needs to be posted here. This is him on March 1 (Friday), should be his latest stream before the weekend and then him falling sick again.

Nick will of course claim that he’s not mad AT ALL, no matter what aneurism inducing seething he’s engaged in.

But just posting a clip of how many drinks he actually takes, is probably one of the best ways of trolling a man who absolutely LOATHES accountability.

Good thing he’s not mad and just thinks it’s funny!

EDIT: How many shots/drinks do you reckon those 30 sips equal? 10?

 

[Balldo's Gate]

I looked it up cause I'm not familiar with the platform. Nick is getting mogged once again, big Joe W.

Honestly who cares? He got paid to do some streams to a platform currently based around basketball watch parties?

I'm sure Joe is a nice guy, but I will always remember him as the boomer that leaked Daniel Harris' phone number, and got MATI about it.

That was at least funny. That's different from his usual state, which is boring.

I know you all sub to Elb but this is so good, it needs to be posted here.

I don't have a YouTube account, I appreciate when things get posted.

This is him on March 1 (Friday), should be his latest stream before the weekend and then him falling sick again.

That's definitely how it works.

 

[ComeoutandJULAY]

Remember when Nick kept cancelling shows in December because "it's a CRAZY month guys?" Well what's happened since then has been epic:


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Mar 5:

Somehow, I fully recovered.

 

[TexOffender]

I looked it up cause I'm not familiar with the platform. Nick is getting mogged once again, big Joe W.
1. It appears to be a place for watching and talking about ball games. Joe will be treading new waters for sure, but I can imagine him being successful.
Nick is becoming irrelevant on YT and Rumble as a lawyer because he's a perverted drunkard who rarely explains the law nowadays. Joe could legit get the ballgame boomers interested in content completely new for them, and build a funny new community.
View attachment 5785978

2. Brand new platform and 170 members and lively chat already. I also appreciate default dark mode. Joe is not out there chugging whiskey and pretending to be sick, but is in fact preparing for his grand opening.
Imagine a boomer watching a ballgame on his big fuck-off TV through playback app. Game is finished, what's next? Ahhh, a lawyer wearing a baseball hat, smoking a cigarette LIKE A MAN, is talking about Trump. They will get right on it.
View attachment 5785986

3. Finally - support. Joe will get his own support team to help him set everything up and become the star. Whatever happened to the YT support guy that was helping Nick? Guess he moved to playback.tv.
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Well i for one hope Joe does well and i do not wish him a million dollars.

 

[A Cardboard Box]

PPP was only able to see through Nick so easily because PPP is also.a closeted gay man who holds him self out as a conservative Christian

I disagree. Obligatory PPP is fat and spergy, yes I'm aware. Now that's out of the way: PPP is a lot of things, not the least of which is fat, but he is extraordinarily well read on Christianity. I'm not saying he adheres to those values as much as he lets on, but he does have a deep knowledge of the Good Book.

 

[Poop Shoot]

Remember when Nick kept cancelling shows in December because "it's a CRAZY month guys?" Well what's happened since then has been epic:


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I am continually amused and impressed by the sheer effort people like you have been putting into your shit posts. They’re fantastic.