Can't you just calculate your reaction score?

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GenericEdgelordSupreme

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Using the old point values, couldn't you hypothetically calculate a reaction score by adding your positive reactions multiplied by the number of points they were worth, then subtracting the negative reactions, and putting the remainder in your custom title slot?

If one cared enough to do so, that is...
 
Solution
You could even automate that shit when you open the reactions page, for GREAT DOPAMINE.

JavaScript:
let score = 0;
let reacts = [
[1,1], // Like
// #14 Dislike = 0
[2,1], // Agree
// #3 Disagree = 0
[5,2], // Winner
[26,2], // Semper Fidelis
[27,-1], // Deviant
[6,3], // Informative
// #31 Thunk-Provoking = 0
[7,1], // Feels
[30,-1], // Islamic Content
[22,1], // DRINK!
[32,-1], // Lunacy
// #13 Autistic = 0
[34,-1], // Political Sperging
// #25 Horrifying = 0
// #9 Optimistic = 0
// #29 TMI = 0
[11,-1], // Late
[17,-1], // Dumb
[16,-2], // Mad at the Internet
];
for (let i=0; i<reacts.length; i++)
{
   try {score += reacts[i][1] * Number(document.getElementById("reaction-"+reacts[i][0]).innerText.match(/([\d,]+)/)[0].replace(/,/g,""));}...
You could even automate that shit when you open the reactions page, for GREAT DOPAMINE.

JavaScript:
let score = 0;
let reacts = [
[1,1], // Like
// #14 Dislike = 0
[2,1], // Agree
// #3 Disagree = 0
[5,2], // Winner
[26,2], // Semper Fidelis
[27,-1], // Deviant
[6,3], // Informative
// #31 Thunk-Provoking = 0
[7,1], // Feels
[30,-1], // Islamic Content
[22,1], // DRINK!
[32,-1], // Lunacy
// #13 Autistic = 0
[34,-1], // Political Sperging
// #25 Horrifying = 0
// #9 Optimistic = 0
// #29 TMI = 0
[11,-1], // Late
[17,-1], // Dumb
[16,-2], // Mad at the Internet
];
for (let i=0; i<reacts.length; i++)
{
   try {score += reacts[i][1] * Number(document.getElementById("reaction-"+reacts[i][0]).innerText.match(/([\d,]+)/)[0].replace(/,/g,""));} catch(e) {/* LOL */}
}
console.log("Your autism power level is: "+score);
 
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Solution
You could even automate that shit when you open the reactions page, for GREAT DOPAMINE.

JavaScript:
let score = 0;
score += 1 * Number(document.getElementById("reaction-1").innerText.match(/(\d+)/)[0]); // Like
score += -1 * Number(document.getElementById("reaction-14").innerText.match(/(\d+)/)[0]); // Dislike
score += 1 * Number(document.getElementById("reaction-2").innerText.match(/(\d+)/)[0]); // Agree
this misses the 10 points for nulltrophies and whatever reactions are worth 2 points (semper fidelis?). Also there are more that are worth 1 or -1.
 
Im just going to occasionally look at the total amount of reactions and not give a fuck about what they are. Side effect of all this is it promotes the “all attention is good attention” mentality.
 
^It will probably break if you don't have the sticker, but that's a start.

Point values from there, except I made up -1 for Politsperging:
Mati is the only score that gives -2

Ah that's why people that are mati always used to rate mati. They knew the point meta.

Though I prefer the new meta. It's like when youtube removed the dislike button. A highly popular move that made the community more wholesome and loving.
 
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I mean I could just look at this number instead of doing computer magic.
 
You could even automate that shit when you open the reactions page, for GREAT DOPAMINE.

JavaScript:
let score = 0;
let reacts = [
[1,1], // Like
// #14 Dislike = 0
[2,1], // Agree
// #3 Disagree = 0
[5,2], // Winner
[26,2], // Semper Fidelis
[27,-1], // Deviant
[6,3], // Informative
// #31 Thunk-Provoking = 0
[7,1], // Feels
[30,-1], // Islamic Content
[22,1], // DRINK!
[32,-1], // Lunacy
// #13 Autistic = 0
[34,-1], // Political Sperging
// #25 Horrifying = 0
// #9 Optimistic = 0
// #29 TMI = 0
[11,-1], // Late
[17,-1], // Dumb
[16,-2], // Mad at the Internet
];
for (let i=0; i<reacts.length; i++)
{
   try {score += reacts[i][1] * Number(document.getElementById("reaction-"+reacts[i][0]).innerText.match(/([\d,]+)/)[0].replace(/,/g,""));} catch(e) {/* LOL */}
}
console.log("Your autism power level is: "+score);
This shit is so autistic and I'm absolutely here for the shit flinging it'll bring.
Godspeed, you glorious retard.
 
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