Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[daffodils]

Rumble stuff:
55m50s: "We're not gonna do a Rumble flip tonight... it's funny to watch the platforms actually have to compete *smug face*"
57m50s: does his passive-aggressive "think what you wanna think" bit regarding contract speculation; implies that he negotiated the switch requirement away
1h1m: other people made bad decisions over the last year
1h4m40s: "Rumble is great... just hate the fucking flip"; would consider streaming exclusively on Rumble
1h12h16s: "Youtube is great... if Rumble has a better product, then people will go to the better product, right?"
2h31m24s:"We've got some flexibility *smug face*... if you guys want me to be on Youtube, if you want me to be exclusively on Rumble, start telling me what you want"; "I love Rumble... but I now have the opportunity to redefine how I do things with them... let's show them what the right thing to do is"

Other stuff:
16m40s: weight loss; Nick's gonna go to the gym
2h29m10s: Locals podcasts coming soon
2h38m: talks alcohol; acknowledges "awful" drinking shows; "there's usually a reason behind them"
2h41m40s: Nick's biggest flaw is his honesty
2h45m30s: wants to build a studio

 

[Roboute Guilliman]

I missed "guilt". What does Nick feel guilty about? Hookers, swinging, lying?

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its from about 2h 40mins in the stream

Nick listening to ceiling cat at 45 seconds
Edit: Screenshot

 

[AltisticRight]

"bathroom breaks" that are 10 minutes long or longer

Boomer Balldo bladder.

What's the last one?

The soon to be dead air stream.

Sooner or later, we'd be hearing hot mic incidents.
>Nick, NICK
>Are you awake
>Yeaa...
>Wake up, you gotta drive me to Hedonism II
>Ricardo and Romaine are waiting
>Can't get up
>urrrrgghhhhhh
>Suck a fucking - I'll call you a dang Uber
>Well you can hitch hike
>It's not even that hot outside

 

[Spaded Dave]

A quick transcription, may be slightly off:

He understands business and marketing so little that it is genuinely shocking. The fact that this retard thinks people would leave YouTube to create an account on a random website to try it out and make a determination of whether it's better than the website they've been using for 18 years is retarded. Nick, Rumble is fighting habits so old that Drexel would fuck them. I only hope this is cope and not genuine lack of understanding of basic principles of human behavior.

Now he's claiming he wants to build a studio for him to stream in.

He's just preemptively creating an excuse so people don't say "Man, it sure looks like Nick is streaming alone from a studio apartment these days"

 

[Hot Dog]

16m40s: weight loss; Nick's gonna go to the gym
2h29m10s: Locals podcasts coming soon
2h38m: talks alcohol; acknowledges "awful" drinking shows; "there's usually a reason behind them"
2h41m40s: Nick's biggest flaw is his honesty

1. Going to the gym as a 40 year old alcoholic who doesn't eat or sleep is just asking to get an injury. Booze kills all gains.
2. Can't wait to hear you whine to 3 people about your amazing life.
3. Wild idea, but maybe don't get shit drunk when you're having a bad day and run away from your problems by becoming a sloppy raging boozebag?
4. Biggest flaw is "honesty"? It's like writing in a resume "I care too much". Get over yourself, it makes you look utterly retarded.

 

[daffodils]

4. Biggest flaw is "honesty"? It's like writing in a resume "I care too much". Get over yourself, it makes you look utterly retarded.

He doesn't actually say that, it's some poetic license on my part. He does say that one of his problems as a streamer is that he's always himself, always open and honest; life would be much easier if he could just lie and pretend, but he can't.

 

[Hot Dog]

He doesn't actually say that, it's some poetic license on my part. He does say that one of his problems as a streamer is that he's always himself, always open and honest; life would be much easier if he could just lie and pretend, but he can't.

I've heard him say as much in the past so I didn't really put it past him. If someone has to constantly insist how honest they are over and over again they are anything but.

 

[Henri Barbusse]

Deconstruction is simply a tool to view philosophies and ideologies through a different lens by challenging assumptions. Retards and bad actors use it to either excuse their own failings in adhering to an ideology in order to leave it or to engage in rhetorical takedown of others ideologies.

While you're correct in theory, in practice 99% of people who claim to do deconstruction/use deconstrution/be deconstructionist are said retards and bad actors.

 

[The Ghost of Sergei Witte]

We aren't doing the Rumble flip anymore, it's cumbersome... it doesn't help them... so I'm just not going to do it

Feel like we're on the edge of Nick literally rather than metaphorically grabbing whatever paper copy he has of his Rumble contract on stream and tearing it into pieces.

I cannot fathom shit talking your employers so openly when they hold the purse strings and you're pulling in $40 a stream during a re-negotiation period.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Man every time he does one of this streams where he implies he's pulling up, he makes promises that you know will be bullshit but he would try to pull off a confident face but this time around there's no uptick here. He's just flat out sneeding and hallucinating.

 

[genericwhitemale]

It is very surreal watching him these days, when you consider how he used to behave. Not in a "he used to be so principled and trad and now he's not" way, but in terms of his identity and content. If I had no idea who Nick was and you showed me a clip of him, I'd have no idea he was a lawyer. The first thing a lawyer would tell you is 1) don't talk about your legal cases publicly and 2) don't talk about your renegotiating contracts publicly, and yet everytime I see him now he is constantly talking about his montograph lawsuit and repeating these obviously defamatory claims, while doing these DSP-tier state of the streams where he talks about his problems with Rumble and Locals and how he hates being known as a lawtuber. It's just bizarre to me that he's this reckless in public.

 

[daffodils]

Nick is introducing a new audience to his charms

 

[Roboute Guilliman]

It is very surreal watching him these days, when you consider how he used to behave. Not in a "he used to be so principled and trad and now he's not" way, but in terms of his identity and content.

Agreed, add in the constant looking at things that likely don't exist off camera, the constant twitching, etc, and he really is completely unrecognizable. The physical and physical behavior changes are just massive.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Nick is introducing a new audience to his charms

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The fuck, he's doing it on someone else's channel too? Dude really has no shame.

 

[Spaded Dave]

Nick is introducing a new audience to his charms

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The fuck, he's doing it on someone else's channel too? Dude really has no shame.

Well she calls herself "The Truth Seeker" so she's probably a massive faggot anyway.

 

[Cumeatsioner Gordon]

he's doing it on someone else's channel too?

Are you not epically owned, Karen Farmer?

 

[LonelyEggRoll]

The fact he thinks he can spend his way out of circling the drain is proof he is 100% lolcow down to the bone.

OF COURSE spending a couple of thousand on a new multi-studio set up is going to be the fix to pull him out of this suicidal career death spin.
That’s what the audience is missing.

He doesn’t realise that people used to tune in when he would cover law and trials when he was sitting in what looked like a messy portakabin (U.K. name maybe? temporary modular building site building) on a shitty, grainy webcam, with piles of paper behind him.

This is the first little crack of desperation we‘ve seen though, right?
Before we’ve had it all covered up by the bizarre medical emergencies and bluster. But asking what the audience might want to see? Admitting any sort of regret about alcohol? Even if he walks that back immediately, things could begin to get fun now!

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

I mean

Wasn’t that the photo/gif that had Ralph drunkenly salivating and lusting on stream for a good 5-10 minutes about her vaegeine lips? Obviously there was enough showing for the Ralphahawg’s coombrain to fill in the blanks and start slurring his speech about “that fat pussy”

Ralph jerked off on stream to a news segment on Nikki Haley. It apparently doesn't take much.

And that's what I've been telling Rumble, like if you've got the better thing and the better chat and the better viewing experience, let's fucking go. People will organically go there. Why are forcing people to go over there?"

Social media genius Nick Rekieta everybody. Even assuming Rumble has a better everything, UI, chat, experience (they don't by the way), it is supremely hard to get people to just move on from what they know and try something new. Right after he got booted from Youtube Nick was able to drive people to sub over at Rumble to follow him. I'm sure Rumble saw that and thought they could slowly transition his audience over to them using the switch. But, Nick fucked his channel metrics so hard it doesn't matter at this point.

Edit V2: Nick claims he has locals exclusives Podcasts coming.

Add it to the ever expanding list of unfulfilled promises.

He went on a small spiel about telling him where (the audience) wants him, Leave comments, let's show Rumble how it should be done, he totally reads your comments.

Just don't leave any comments telling him what he should be doing, at least not in a faggoty way. If you do it that way you are an incel prude and he definitely will do the opposite of whatever you suggest.

This is the funniest thing ever. How do you get drunk OUT OF SPITE?

Like this:
Kayla: "Nick please don't drink so much tonight"
Nick: "Fuck you bish. This is MY house. I'm the Rekietamale here and I'll drink as many bottles as I want"

 

[Swole McPole]

Balldo LOVES Black Satan.

Fixed that for you.

 

[waffle]

He said he wished his parents talked with him more about their sex life. I guess he wanted to know how they liked to fuck. Perhaps even watch.

One of Nick's weirdest rants of all time was that one, it sounded like he REALY wanted to watch his mom get plowed.