Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 23.5%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.5%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 31.0%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 31 11.6%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 87 32.5%

  • Total voters
    268
Did he ever get around to doing those subscriber gifts he promised forever ago? If not, there's an idea!
Of course he didn't, that would require effort.
The gift will never happen, after all this time it will never live up to the expectations, if Rekieta delivers the gifts they WILL be posted and here and they WILL be mocked.
all he had to do was, as soon as he hit the number for the gifts, just make a T-shirt or a shot glass with a cheap sticker or imprint that said "thanks for being the first X people to support me - Rekieta Law" his fans would've been happy with that.
 
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I'm kind of torn. If not letting your kids know about your sex life, as parents, leads to an absolutely disgusting faggot like Nick as a child, then maybe that should happen.

But I don't buy that bullshit. I think Nick is just an absolutely disgusting faggot. And he should die in a ditch.
 
The church they were attending (with Kayla's family) prior to the "current one" was ELCA which is an very liberal branch of the Luthern denomination.

My assumption is they are still Luthern, at least in name only.

Yes, very liberal. This is a picture of the inside of one:

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My theory on this is that Nick was not very interested in religion, and the ELCA was a compromise to get him to come to some kind of church.

As far as I know, this is not Kayla's family's church, and they moved to Minnesota to be near her family. I also recall that Nick whined about going to their present church for a Protestant version of Confirmation classes that the children would be in for 'years' because it requires him to drop them back off in the afternoons and pick them up later. This new church is also farther away than the ELCA, and he was wistful that COVID streaming church was great.

The gift will never happen, after all this time it will never live up to the expectations, if Rekieta delivers the gifts they WILL be posted and here and they WILL be mocked.
all he had to do was, as soon as he hit the number for the gifts, just make a T-shirt or a shot glass with a cheap sticker or imprint that said "thanks for being the first X people to support me - Rekieta Law" his fans would've been happy with that.

I will repeat, if anyone gets one, please hold on to it. We could do something fun.

As for the gift itself, Nick should have done shot glasses. He got caught up in having something 'special' and now anything that he gives out will be underwhelming and most of the 5k will sit in wastage. He has this habit of doing this. Remember all the deep, dark secrets of Funimation Nick would drop if Vic lost, only to say, 'Well, you already know it'?
 
Just found the perfect gift for Nick!
Since he reads his thread, you should be a nice guy and post a link where to buy it. That looks like the perfect alcohol receptacle to stick up his ass next.

I'm glad to see that 7 year viewers like me are not legit but literal who's that rolled in a week ago are the true legit people. Nick deserves his current circumstances. I hope he makes a million dollars tonight.
He never cared about anybody in his old audience, my man. If by some chance you gave him money, I'm sure he appreciated that though.

At the rate he's burning out and alienating people, pretty soon he's gonna be acting like that scene in The Jerk.


Except instead of an ashtray, a paddle game, and a remote control, all he needs is a bottle of liquor, his Balldo collection, and a Blu-ray copy of American Beauty.
 
Nick didn't shut off his YouTube stream tonight, and announced he's not doing it.

His seething explanation of why he's not doing it seems to strengthen the speculation that he's lost his contract.

A quick transcription, may be slightly off:

"For now, not doing the Rumble flip right now. YouTube's great. As long as people keep participating and enjoying the YouTube show, I like it. I always hated cutting it off. Look, if Rumble has a better product, then people will go to the better product, right? That's the idea. And that's what I've been telling Rumble, like if you've got the better thing and the better chat and the better viewing experience, let's fucking go. People will organically go there. Why are forcing people to go over there?"

Some real Ralph wage quit tier coping. I think we are about a couple months before Nick goes full Ralph and quits a stream because he has no viewers and says he needs to wake up early anyways because he has to clean up the piss bottles strewn around his streaming chair.

Why is there an empty chair in Rekieta’s livestream?!
Nick's new meta is "bathroom breaks" that are 10 minutes long or longer and lead to him coming back and saying he needs to check on people, whatever that means.
 
Nick's new meta is "bathroom breaks" that are 10 minutes long or longer and lead to him coming back and saying he needs to check on people, whatever that means.
This would be believable, if not reasonable, had this not already been a thing he claims to do. Who the fuck are you checking in on at 12:30AM? Everyone in that house should be asleep.
 
His seething explanation of why he's not doing it seems to strengthen the speculation that he's lost his contract.

A quick transcription, may be slightly off:

"For now, not doing the Rumble flip right now. YouTube's great. As long as people keep participating and enjoying the YouTube show, I like it. I always hated cutting it off. Look, if Rumble has a better product, then people will go to the better product, right? That's the idea. And that's what I've been telling Rumble, like if you've got the better thing and the better chat and the better viewing experience, let's fucking go. People will organically go there. Why are forcing people to go over there?"
I agree. It sure sounds like he lost it.

If your transcript is anywhere near accurate, I'd be putting money on it now.

I said on Friday that seeing if he did the switch would be the key to sussing this out, and it looks like I may have been right.

I am kinda shocked he's not going Rumble exclusive, but I guess that makes sense for him if he wants to stick it to Rumble (or rather feel like he is... as I doubt they are out much of anything by not renewing). That might bite him in the ass though, since Youtube's community standards are higher, and he might end up Rumble exclusive anyways (or on another platform altogether).

Also, I just pulled up the stream out of curiosity, and holy shit is that chat glacial. I remember a time it was popping off so fast you couldn't get a word it.

EDIT: Stupid typos.
 
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"For now, not doing the Rumble flip right now. YouTube's great. As long as people keep participating and enjoying the YouTube show, I like it. I always hated cutting it off. Look, if Rumble has a better product, then people will go to the better product, right? That's the idea. And that's what I've been telling Rumble, like if you've got the better thing and the better chat and the better viewing experience, let's fucking go. People will organically go there. Why are forcing people to go over there?"
This dude said for 2 years how he's going to slowly kill of his youtube channel to flip to rumble full time because of his initial ban to saying how great YouTube is. Yeah that rumble contract isn't coming or he's not getting a big renewal.
 
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I agree. It sure sounds like he lost it.

If your transcript is anywhere near accurate, I'd be putting money on it now.

I said on Friday that seeing if he did the switch would be the key to sussing this out, and it looks like I was right.

I am kinda shocked he's not going Rumble exclusive, but I guess that makes sense for him if he wants to stick it to Rumble (or rather feel like he is... as I doubt they are out much of anything by not renewing). That might bite him in the ass though, since Youtube's community standards are higher, and he might end up Rumble exclusive anyways (or on another platform altogether).

Also, I just pulled up the stream out of curiosity, and holy shit is that chat glacial. I remember a time it was popping off so fast you couldn't get a word it.
His superchat scroll is empty. Even pre ritten it was rarely empty.
 
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