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He used to do it all the time, but in the latest event shoots he doesn't fwics. So maybe here, he's compensating for that.
Dylan James Mulvaney / Days of Girlhood / Day __ of Being a Girl - Dylan Explains It All, a gay man interprets 'girlhood' in all glorious technicolor.
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The Japs have this thing they talk about - Sanpaku eyes, or Three Whites, the concept that depending on which of the three whites of your eyes are showing correspond to your current mental status. Funny how the look Dylan gives us corresponds to...
I've always had this weird feeling watching Dylan, like he's wearing someone else's skin over his real face(I suppose literally now) and one day it's going to rot away to show a horrific, diseased leper underneath. Something about how waxy the skin looks or how it contorts in an uncanny-valley-esque manner around his extremely masculine cheekbones mixed with the makeup, like a skinwalker James Charles. I guess this helps explain it.
I've always had this weird feeling watching Dylan, like he's wearing someone else's skin over his real face(I suppose literally now) and one day it's going to rot away to show a horrific, diseased leper underneath. Something about how waxy the skin looks or how it contorts in an uncanny-valley-esque manner around his extremely masculine cheekbones mixed with the makeup, like a skinwalker James Charles. I guess this helps explain it.
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Hooked on phobics
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A bit flattened looking due to the angle, but if coming forward in a few frames in a jump scare, I might not notice. Nice.
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This made me realize he reminds me of the Batman run where the Joker ripped off his face and stapled it back on. The hairline and everything.
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Very Jeffrey Marsh also.
Hooked on phobics
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Surprised nobody mentioned him trying stand up comedy lately.
I would of posted it before but was trying to avoid a double post, and still nobody beat me to it.
Jokes are shitty and very "LOOK AT ME" narcissistic bullshit, and despite the cheers, 0 evidence there anyone in the crowds, a college speech recently by dylan had less crowd than a lunch rush drive through lane, so very unlikely it was "as successful" as he implies.
gives me the impression hes getting a little desperate, his comedy is shit, and I refuse to believe the house was packed like he seems to imply, I wouldn't be shocked if the cheers were added in post.
Whats amusing is there's lots of tiktok comments about "I want to see a show with you!" but they seem like artificial bots. Doubt there's actually that many people interested, much less those who would pay money to see him.
Tiktok link : https://www.tiktok.com/@dylanmulvaney/video/7325569873566797099?lang=en
I would of posted it before but was trying to avoid a double post, and still nobody beat me to it.
Jokes are shitty and very "LOOK AT ME" narcissistic bullshit, and despite the cheers, 0 evidence there anyone in the crowds, a college speech recently by dylan had less crowd than a lunch rush drive through lane, so very unlikely it was "as successful" as he implies.
gives me the impression hes getting a little desperate, his comedy is shit, and I refuse to believe the house was packed like he seems to imply, I wouldn't be shocked if the cheers were added in post.
Whats amusing is there's lots of tiktok comments about "I want to see a show with you!" but they seem like artificial bots. Doubt there's actually that many people interested, much less those who would pay money to see him.
Tiktok link : https://www.tiktok.com/@dylanmulvaney/video/7325569873566797099?lang=en
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"Conservative women are pissed that their kids are calling me mother in all of my Instagram comments"... er, what? Creepy.
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"And there's nothing that makes me happier than making people laugh". Oh you do make people laugh, Dylan. Don't worry about that.
I just noticed he's wearing something under his pink bra-thing. It looks like another bra or bandage?
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As always he seems to choose outfits that really bring out his very masculine body. That piece of cloth he'swearing on his chest emphasises really well his broad shoulders, lanky muscular arms and man's hands.
The only comedic thing about his stand-up shtick is how awfully bad he's at it. Seems like he's scrambling to find any way to keep being relevant.
The only comedic thing about his stand-up shtick is how awfully bad he's at it. Seems like he's scrambling to find any way to keep being relevant.
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Ew. What an attention seeking loser.
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"I do look hot though, right?" Um... how do I put this... you moreso resemble a wild cryptid with anorexia. Sorry.
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Finally, an SCP capable of dealing with 096 and 692
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I suspect he's got some kind of tape in place for TikTok to elevate his chest so it looks like he has moobs. He's too anorexic to grow them himself, but he's too late into his "girlhood journey" to have nothing to show for it, so he had to delude himself even further.
While researching this I found a website that will haunt my nightmares tonight - https://transtape.life/
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DYLAN SHAT IN THE MOTHER TOILET AT HARD COCK CUNTFÉ (his stand-up career seems to be flopping hard)
DAILY MAIL: Dylan Mulvaney's reboot as a stand-up comic TANKS: viewers say gags against conservatives are 'cringe' and she's 'desperate for attention' after Bud Light fiasco (Archive)
OUTKICK: Dylan Mulvaney Bombs At Stand-Up Comedy, Makes Ludicrous Claim: VIDEO (Archive)
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Like Jekyll and Hyde.
How does he manage to pull these faces and remain so unaware of himself? (edit: check out the hopeless contouring on his skeleton chest
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bonus lol
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Dylan managed to get himself invited to the Vanity Fair party "Vanities: A Night For Young Hollywood"
He was rubbing shoulders with Josie Totah and Trace Lysette, who are both also transgender actors (both seem washed up). Dylan does not appear to have managed to schmooze the actually famous trasngender actor present -
Then Dylan got to go to Nominees Night, with Alok and that gay guy who he makes TikToks with -
He managed to put his Versace Medusa medallion necklace on upside down
He was rubbing shoulders with Josie Totah and Trace Lysette, who are both also transgender actors (both seem washed up). Dylan does not appear to have managed to schmooze the actually famous trasngender actor present -
Then Dylan got to go to Nominees Night, with Alok and that gay guy who he makes TikToks with -
He managed to put his Versace Medusa medallion necklace on upside down
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Not really about Dylan but fuck me that Alok thing makes my skin crawl and my stomach churn. He activates my flight or fight instincts instantaneously.
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Alok also got invited to that Vanity Fair party, but there weren't any photos of him with anyone
I wonder if anyone actually talks to Alok and Dylan at these things. It's feasible they could be shunned in a back corner somewhere while the real famous people network. It doesn't help that Alok is apparently embracing cutouts in his outfits, which he shouldn't (although there's not really anything Alok does that he should do) - at the Screen Actors Guild Awards:
