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He might actually die of a heart attack or stroke if Trump wins. Or go out and kill someone (JUSTICE 4 BERNELL!)
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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Obviously Pat is just retarded, but it would be an incredible 4D chess play if all this time the obsessive 'enjoy prison stalker' spam was Pat laying the foundation for pleading insanity when he eventually gets brought in for faking all the attacks on his property.
Just picture him mincing out the courthouse after having all charges dropped, turning the corner and suddenly walking like a real man and picking up Adrienne on the back of his sweet-ass motorbike. Kaiser So-gay does it again.
That, and 'why do you keep engaging them?' Pat almost always first sends a bespoke response to the specific troll text before getting out the 'You have been instructed numerous times' copypasta, because he is is physically incapable of not Correcting The Record™ when someone says something about him, no matter how obviously ridiculous it is.
Much like the Nadolski case that actually made it to court, I think the judge would take one look at any of these exchanges and say 'you're both retarded, get the fuck out of my sight'.
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It might be a combo of the two, he might just take his Gucci nigger glock and blast his brains out. I hope not, Pat is too funny to die.
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To this day, this ancient custom is still alive and routinely practiced in West Memphis, Arkansas, and there are rumors it has even spread further south, to the city of Merida in the state of Yucatan.
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I know this is how everyone thinks now and it's why everything's so fucked, but Piggy's "you with your both sides shit" is what makes me hate him the most. Like he's the only person allowed any faculties of reason and if anyone doesn't 100% agree with his concept of reality then they're willingly being Evil since it's obvious that the Special Boy is correct in all matters.
It gets bizarre with this "Biden's the most accomplished President in the past 50 years" act. If he even believes what he says, then Nixon was more accomplished than Biden? It's true, but I'm sure that's not what he means. Left, Right, and Center have Obama, Reagan, and Clinton in that time and even if you hate any of those three you have to admit they accomplished more than Biden. But Porque Squealer, Suer of Cities, Despoiler of Meatloafs, has decreed it so. No thought allowed, Biden's the Sun King or it's prison for you, atalker.
It gets bizarre with this "Biden's the most accomplished President in the past 50 years" act. If he even believes what he says, then Nixon was more accomplished than Biden? It's true, but I'm sure that's not what he means. Left, Right, and Center have Obama, Reagan, and Clinton in that time and even if you hate any of those three you have to admit they accomplished more than Biden. But Porque Squealer, Suer of Cities, Despoiler of Meatloafs, has decreed it so. No thought allowed, Biden's the Sun King or it's prison for you, atalker.
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Fuck, at least Nixon got us on the moon. As in people. I guess Biden got a probe on the moon (made by a private company) that TIPPED over. Literally India was more successful on the Moon front. I would think Pat would have talked about the whole moon probe thing, but I guess that was too embarrassing.
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Pigman's Last Stand at 'Roni Ridge will happen when he drunkenly unloads his PS90 on an random ice cream truck that meanders down Oakland Ave.
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Penis Pooplinson got my ribs pretty good. I mean it's no Farty Tits Tomlinson but the simplicity and juvenile aspects can't be denied. And the fact he replied to it so now Penis Pooplinson is on his timeline. What a fat retard
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I know you're joking, but I'm honestly surprised he hasn't shot at a white utility van driving down his street because he thinks the atalkers have a whole spy setup FBI style in there.
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I wonder how much of this behavior is fueled by the sunk cost fallacy. He must be breaking into cold sweat at night, thinking about the day his hooves finally give in and he can no longer respond to texts/xeets. The dreaded day he must let the idiots win, when he'll become a FFWBT by default.
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“You don’t have a daughter, deadbeat” got me good. Knowing pats petulant nature the ONLY reason he wishes he could have a relationship with her is just to be able to defiantly xeet that he acTually has a great relationship with her and she honestly loves those Star Wars toys, child.
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Eh, Odysseus is more worth doing than the last Marvel film, and it cost less.
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I think his "last 50 years" programming is broken/out of date, because they're trying to say LBJ was the greatest president ever because he freed the nigger from having to try to not be a nigger.
But the funniest thing about it is they have to admit that King Nigger was a basic bitch boring president who really didn't do much of anything.
But the funniest thing about it is they have to admit that King Nigger was a basic bitch boring president who really didn't do much of anything.
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Toiletson, Liverson, and Niggerson beat both of those.
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I am still quite a fan of Patty Meatloaf. That you can't tell it's him from nothing more than a slight (and I do mean slight) plumping of his fat head and some long hair shows he's definitely fat and if not for the hair would be able to pass as a fat chick.
Plus it's memoriam to a classic piece of fat mythos: the Hoolis meatloaf special.
Plus it's memoriam to a classic piece of fat mythos: the Hoolis meatloaf special.
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Truly, you are an artist with words.
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Oh definitely. Odysseus was still partially successful, we did regain a lot of knowledge lost when we stopped going to the moon. But Pat didn't even tweet the upside as a Sci Fi author. He either was drunk or was actually embarrassed about it.
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Foiled! It is I, Patrick S. Tomlinson, of Tomlinson's Artesenal Small-Batch Pepperoni Grindery!
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The chance that Pat will completely lose it and tries to go Hambo on Drumpf is not zero.
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I'm sure someone has already commented on this, but the fucking state of the Pat Defender Squadron is indeed... something else. Here's the latest ballwasher:
How are these people REAL??
Jesus H Christ Patrick, have at least some shred of self-respect and pay a hooker to be your friend... I don't know, literally anything else would be preferable to this.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA never mind what I just said buddy, keep hanging around these "people". Management loves where this is going.
How are these people REAL??
Jesus H Christ Patrick, have at least some shred of self-respect and pay a hooker to be your friend... I don't know, literally anything else would be preferable to this.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA never mind what I just said buddy, keep hanging around these "people". Management loves where this is going.