Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Markorian]

I think Pat has an edge in the 2024 Julays. Despite being "lolcow of the year", more than half the people voting are only considering shit that happened in the past month or weeks. Pat had one of the biggest years of any lolcow since the 2007-2010 years of CWC, but because it was frontloaded January-September, a lot of the people voting didn't care. Biggest chimpouts from Pat this year though are gonna come from the election, ESPECIALLY if Trump wins. That gives him a strong finish for the year.

 

[DumbDude43]

I think Pat has an edge in the 2024 Julays. Despite being "lolcow of the year", more than half the people voting are only considering shit that happened in the past month or weeks. Pat had one of the biggest years of any lolcow since the 2007-2010 years of CWC, but because it was frontloaded January-September, a lot of the people voting didn't care. Biggest chimpouts from Pat this year though are gonna come from the election, ESPECIALLY if Trump wins. That gives him a strong finish for the year.

yeah but still, all it takes is something like rekeita deciding to blow a tranny on new years eve, and it will all have been for naught again

 

[Meat Target]

I think Pat has an edge in the 2024 Julays. Despite being "lolcow of the year", more than half the people voting are only considering shit that happened in the past month or weeks. Pat had one of the biggest years of any lolcow since the 2007-2010 years of CWC, but because it was frontloaded January-September, a lot of the people voting didn't care. Biggest chimpouts from Pat this year though are gonna come from the election, ESPECIALLY if Trump wins. That gives him a strong finish for the year.

Rekeita stealing the show was at least marginally understandable, given his Ragnarok-like fall from grace and the December Suprise of a dude catfishing him.

BossmanJack shouldn't have even been in contention. He's the fast food of lolcows; get tugboats, lose them, chimp out, wash, rinse, repeat. A lot of people voted for him only because he's Null's favorite.

 

[Law]

Let's be honest for a minute: no person writes poems unless you're either a woman or a feminine man.

if someone could spend their time writing poems, it likely means they were a pampered person who never needed to become a real man.

Sorry friend, but this is Pat-tier logic. Robert Graves was able to become a Captain in the British Army and fight in WWI and write poems about it.

Tell me, O Muse, of the pig of many xeets, who wandered full many ways after he had sued the drunken citadel of Milwaukee.
Many were the stalkers whose posts he saw and whose bait he took, aye,
and many the woes he suffered in his heart in his half-house, seeking to win his own lolsuit and the return of his money.

 

[AGPinochet]

Did you Know? Patrick S. Tomilson in coordination with Hillary Clinton engaged in the mass kidnapping of Haitian Children after the 2010 earthquake? His partner on the ground was Jimmy "Barbecue" Cherizier (the current dominant warlord of Port-au-Prince)? Patrick payed Mr. Cherizier handsomely for his services, namely in vast tubs of Barbecued meat of mysterious origin.

I would like to dedicate a portion of this post to dubbing Fatrick the Jerry Miculek of Xeeting, because boy do his fat fingers just belt them out like Jerry Miculek expels bullets from his gun

Lastly I have some disturbing rumors that I wanted to share.
I have reason to believe that Patrick S. Tomilson is abducting adult black men, taking them to his basement pepperoni factory/Surgical Ward and sewing them together into a Human Centipede. The goal of these crimes against humanity appear to be to generate ever more pungent farts to deposit into Niki's (very loose, you can fit bowling balls up there) pussy. In fact Fatrick is even considering attaching this Negropede directly to Niki's cavernous cooch like the egg sac thing attached to the Xenomorph queen from Aliens

 

[Meat Target]

Sorry friend, but this is Pat-tier logic. Robert Graves was able to become a Captain in the British Army and fight in WWI and write poems about it.

Art, culture, and creativity are the putrescent cancer they are today because commies and degenerates weren't gatekept from them.

When you cast aside reading, writing, music, and performance as something for fags, guess who's gonna move in and take them over? Dalton Trumbo and SFWA types.

 

[bile demon]

I propose we kill and eat Patrick as the Jews are prophesized to eat the leviathan.

The entirety of Patrick is considered chelev by both the Torah and the Talmud and thus strictly forbidden for consumption.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

I just got around to watching Fatrick's recent interview with the SocialMediaMonster guy (PG thread on him and his arch-nemesis for reference) and I found this part especially laughable. This useless blob is so high on his wife's bulls' farts that he somehow believes his presence on Xitter is actively making the country a better place to live.

I guess he isn't technically wrong as he's certainly a source of endless entertainment, but I'm surprised there was no mention of his charity work in giving away free artisanal deli meats to the less fortunate.

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I love how at the 0:28 mark you can see him squirm with disgust and malice.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

How are these people REAL??

The NPC meme is alive and well.

 

[Judge Holden]

The deep lore as to why stfatricksday feels the need to NOCHILD each and every single xeet that calls him fat to point of xeeting every five or so seconds for literal hours on end has just received an update

These are only necessary as a response to your mental illness, stalker. Without your obsessive criminal compulsion, none of this would be happening. If you had gotten professional help years ago, this would have ended years ago. Now, it ends with you in prison. Enjoy.

In other words....he feels that him spamming ENJOYPRISONCHILD anywhere up to a literal thousand times a day serves as an effective punishment for the stalkerchilds who call him fat or gay or possessing of the bitchtits

.....he literally thinks that feeding the trolls hurts the trolls.

Jesus fucking wept....this is like trying to ward off a rapist by smugly telling him you are wearing crotchless panties and are feeling extra tight tonight

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

In other words....he feels that him spamming ENJOYPRISONCHILD anywhere up to a literal thousand times a day serves as an effective punishment for the stalkerchilds who call him fat or gay or possessing of the bitchtits

.....he literally thinks that feeding the trolls hurts the trolls.

Jesus fucking wept....

I don't know why this popped into my head but I randomly remembered an episode of American Dad where Stan learns to trick himself into thinking someone is invisible/erased by snapping his fingers and shouting "Gone!" and eventually he thinks he's alone in the world and like strips naked and screws around in a supermarket.

Patrick is doing a less effective version of this magical thinking where every enjoy prison is sending them into a "pay no mind, got told by me and my smarts" box except they're still there and he's compelled to look inside the box every now and again because they might still be talking about him

Schrödinger's Stalker; a blocked stalker child placed inside a box with a phone with access to Twitter and a pair of handcuffs is in a super state where it is simultaneously harassing Patrick and enjoying prison.

 

[Post Reply]

The MPD should be on the lookout for a certain pepperoni connoisseur who might still be storing bodies in freezers to this day.


Nikki's voters are progressive democrats, of course they won't switch to Trump. There is a reason she did best in states with open primaries.

 

[Meat Target]

The MPD should be on the lookout for a certain pepperoni connoisseur who might still be storing bodies in freezers to this day.
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Nikki's voters are progressive democrats, of course they won't switch to Trump. There is a reason she did best in states with open primaries.
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"Against a perceived Biden policy (which isn't even real")

Shitlibs more clever than Pat use the word "perceived" as their own version of "No Child". It's an impotent attempt at denying reality and gaslighting, even when you confront them with proof they're lying.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

The deep lore as to why stfatricksday feels the need to NOCHILD each and every single xeet that calls him fat to point of xeeting every five or so seconds for literal hours on end has just received an update
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In other words....he feels that him spamming ENJOYPRISONCHILD anywhere up to a literal thousand times a day serves as an effective punishment for the stalkerchilds who call him fat or gay or possessing of the bitchtits

.....he literally thinks that feeding the trolls hurts the trolls.

Jesus fucking wept....this is like trying to ward off a rapist by smugly telling him you are wearing crotchless panties and are feeling extra tight tonight

Holy Freudian slip

 

[Law]

stfatricksday

*slams a shot of bushmills, garnishes a green pint with a slice of pork belly, calls that the Saint Fatrick *
I've been a child stalker for many's the year
And I've mocked all his Twitter to bring Kiwis cheer
But now I'm returning with lulz in great store
And I never will play the child stalker no more
And it's no, nay, never
No, nay never no more
Will I play the child stalker
No never no more
I went to Hooligans, I used to frequent
I told the landlady that Quasi was paid
I ask her for credit, she answered me nay
Such a custom as yours I can have any day
And it's no, nay, never
No, nay never no more
Will I play the child stalker
No never no more

 

[ExsanguinateHorizon]

If it was anyone else I would've assumed they made a simple bot to spam the same canned responses, but I think it was shown he might actually be writing a lot of them out. Artisinally hand crafted tweets, not even a Notepad file loaded with impressive zingers to shock and awe the peasants. Truly he cares

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

Sorry friend, but this is Pat-tier logic.

No worries. Despite what I said, I can't really turn a blind eye to the fact I have a very strong bias against Arts in general, and abstract arts I see as non-productive - like poetry - in particular. I'm a STEM kinda of guy through and through, but I'm aware that prejudice is somewhat dangerous, since it can make us kinda narrow-minded.

I guess that last part you could apply to all types of prejudices, but your point still stands. I might still associate poetry with un-manliness, but I'm glad people call me out whenever I go a little overboard.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

The MPD should be on the lookout for a certain pepperoni connoisseur who might still be storing bodies in freezers to this day.
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Nikki's voters are progressive democrats, of course they won't switch to Trump. There is a reason she did best in states with open primaries.
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That's the making of a lot of cope come November when Trump gets another four more years and Biden gets shuffled off into a old folks home to live out his days with the rest of the dementia patients.

 

[Kirtto]

The deep lore as to why stfatricksday feels the need to NOCHILD each and every single xeet that calls him fat to point of xeeting every five or so seconds for literal hours on end has just received an update
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In other words....he feels that him spamming ENJOYPRISONCHILD anywhere up to a literal thousand times a day serves as an effective punishment for the stalkerchilds who call him fat or gay or possessing of the bitchtits

.....he literally thinks that feeding the trolls hurts the trolls.

Jesus fucking wept....this is like trying to ward off a rapist by smugly telling him you are wearing crotchless panties and are feeling extra tight tonight

I do have to comment how some people here moralfag about O&A trolling plans and actions against Pat but 80% of the content of this thread comes off from the aforementioned actions by O&A

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

If it was anyone else I would've assumed they made a simple bot to spam the same canned responses, but I think it was shown he might actually be writing a lot of them out. Artisinally hand crafted tweets, not even a Notepad file loaded with impressive zingers to shock and awe the peasants. Truly he cares

I'm starting to think that fatrick DID set up some sort of bot/clipboard shit once upon a time, and ate a ban because of it, and now he's deathly afraid of that again, so he types each response in by hand - I assume twitter has something to detect how fast a post is made/keys are pressed, and if they "feel" human/humanpighybrid enough.